Ronald Weasley begged for his life.
“Harry pls, don’t kill me” cried Ron.
But Harry had his eyes on the prize: the coveted position of Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher.
He stabbed Ron in the heart with his katana and yelled “Avada Kedavra!”.
Ron fell, dead.
“The position is now open, and mine!” laughed Harry.
“NOT SO FAST, POTTER!” spat Severus Snape, “give me back my katana!”
Harry handed Snape the katana covered in the blood of weasley.
“okay,” said Snape, “welcome to the Fratnernity of Hogwarts teachers!” and he gave Harry a magic ring.
“This allows you to use the teacher’s bathroom on the 3rd floor.”
“but professor, that’s FORBIDDEN!” exclaimed Harry.
Professor Snape smiled and put his hand on Harry’s shoulder.
“No, Potter. The Teacher’s bathroom is not forbidden for teachers.”
“WOW!” exclaimed harry and he ran to use the bathroom.
Mineral Mcgonaldo walked in and frowned.
“You know murder is ilegal severurs.” she said,
“Harry Potter cannot teach, he must go to Azkaban to answer for his crimes.”
Severus Snape cold-cocked her.
“I’m sorry Mnerva,” he said sorrowfuly, “but I promised Lily I would always protect her son.”
he dragged minderva into his closet and locked her inside, then he dissolved the key with a potion.
“you will stay in there until I need to get something from the closet!” he yelled, and then he walked away.
Harry Poter was finished using the bathroom and prepared to teach his first lesson to his son Albus, and some other students.
“MY SON YOU MUST LEARN TO DEFEND YOURSELF,’ he roared.
“dad ur embarrasing me” said alburst sadly.
a cute redhaired girl giggled at him. Albust saw that she was in SLYTHERIN.
Harry Potter teleproted in front of the girl and started screaming in her face.
“DON’T MAKE FUN OF MY SON!”
the girl started crying.
“YEAH YEAH THAT’S RIGHT, I’M GOING TO TEACH U ALL THE MOST POWERFUL CURSE IN THE WORLD NOW.”
he stuck his wand in front of the girl.
“THE KILLING CURSE”
but albuns jumped in front of thhe girl and disarmed his father.
“EXPELEROOSKI!’ he cried, and harry’s elder wand flew out of his hand. he was no longer the master of disaster.
albus turned to the girl as his father fell to this knees and started sobbing.
“are u okay? im sorry my dad almost killed u!”
the girl smiled, “thank u for saving me. ur pretty cool, for a gryfinder.” 🙂
severey snape kicked down the door.
“We have to run, Mcdonald escaped from my closet!”
to be continued…