leavemealone / other things

God bless the deaf really, but ive got a gigantic problem with random “””suggestions””” popping up unwanted across every single part of my entire operating system. you’re KIDDING yourself if you think it starts and stops at good/harmless things like “deaf people are cool”. you are KIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDING YOURSEEEEEEELFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

What, I can’t even have MY START MENUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

in 50 years, operating systems are going to be optimized to serve ads. Your login screen will require you to watch a short video if you don’t want to use any of your MS-points which you can earn by getting vaccinated for Microsoft-created viruses. Windows will only be able to run Amazon apps. There will be a lot of them–all you’ll ever need–so don’t worry I GUESS. You’ll have spreadsheets, a word processor, photo-editing, and a lo-fi music maker. And they’ll all be voice-activated so you won’t even NEED to watch the preloaded ads on your start menu. That menu will just be for the neo-power users who need to be able to change the wallpaper to any one of Amazon’s library of thousands of cool nature landscape pics, allowing for unparalleled customization options.

leave me aloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooone

now here’s a happier drawing

more Zelda deep-lore comics coming s00n?