Hey
hey, I hope you’r feeling well. You know what I could use right
about now? A nice, hot baaaaaaath. With Epson salts. Maybe I’ll
READ, with my waterproof Kobo e-reader.
Hey
hey, I hope you’r feeling well. You know what I could use right
about now? A nice, hot baaaaaaath. With Epson salts. Maybe I’ll
READ, with my waterproof Kobo e-reader.
I can’t think straight, where am I…
let’s do another HP Longbottom character spotlight.
Who should we pick…
Let’s go with DRACO MALFOY.
Now, something pretty neat is that the story of HP Longbottom literally opens with Neville murdering Draco lol.
Idr how Draco survived being literally-murdered, he probably had Horcruxes or something. Anyway, when Harry is initiated into the nightmarish world of COSMIC HORROR, he finds that Draco and the rest of Slytherin House are stalwart allies. Draco himself is one of the top Eldritch-hunters on the planet, maybe even surpassing the man who taught him how to do it: Severus Snape.
Initially there was some sexual tension between Harry and Draco. Later we find out the Moon Presence was working on Draco. When Harry was claimed once and for all by Cho Chang, Draco accepted that they’d only ever be friends, and turned his attention to the brilliant but clueless Ravenclaw femboy engineer Jack.
Thankfully, before Draco could destroy Jack’s bussy, he was literally straightened out by Pansy Parkinson, casting the Moon Presence out of him once and for all. When Pansy went missing, possibly KIA, Mizuki came to Hogwarts as part of Headmaster Chen Potter’s Happy Diversity NOW program, where he expelled certain undesirable students and replaced them with Asians. Mizuki and Draco immediately fell for each other, and now Draco has more to fight for than he’s ever had before.
Man… what. a. GREAT. story…
anyway. What else?...
I found a treasure trove of old or half-finished blog posts in a txt document, and some of them really deserve their own page. There’s a nice bit about Alan Moore whining about LOTR… what else… there’s anti-racists who hate Japan because White people like it...
“There is literally NO PEER-REVIEWED SCIENCE that Japan has safer vending machines, incel. Ever heard of the Yakuza???”
and scraps from some “UFC RACE WAR” page I wanted to do…
“something kinda fun is breaking up race wars in UFC chats and turning them into religious wars.
A carefully-hidden fact of "racism" is that the kind of guy who spams racial slurs in livechats is 9/10 an Atheist or an epagan. It's something you never really think about until you're confronted by it. We're just programmed from birth to associate all unpleasantness with religion. "A racist? Psh, he's probably CHRISTIAN too." Sorry libtard, he cries "skydaddy" just like you do.
It's not anti-Christian to be aware of crime statistics or be realistic of demographic shifts, but it's very hard to actually hate people when you love God.”
there’s a lot of gold in this txt document, and “soon” I’d like to get around to using some of it. The problem with blog posts is that so much GOLD just gets lost. Aaaaaaaaaah well.
Oh btw it’s STILL MARCH
Y
eeeeears ago, I remember… someone, someone idk, someone say that
Millennials grew up on Mario, Sonic, or Zelda. And it would determine
how you turned out.
Or maybe specifically how you’d turn out sexually.
Sonic would turn you into a furry. Mario would make you mostly-normal by seeing you attracted to humans, like Peach (or, much better, Rosalina) and so would Zelda, with its strong ensemble of plappable girls.
Why am I telling you this? No reason, I just remembered it and it’s pretty funny.
But as I was looking over some of my old goofy art(“art”), I realized that Zelda really is MY game, it’s the game of my life. Why else would I make so much content about them? The last few years, I’ve been like, spreading myself thin trying to “catch up” and experience so many classic games that I never did as a kid—from Tenchu to God of War to Castlevania to Metroid. Even Dragon Quest games that I didn’t play. But it’s just uh… cope. It’s me desperately trying to find the wonder that was present everything when I was little.
Nothing I ever play will be as mysterious and beautiful as Ocarina of Time was. My little kid brain could barely comprehend it. Kokiri Forest was so BIG, so pleasant. Kingdom Hearts miiiiiight be close or even tied in how much it affected me. But everything in comparison is like, what’s even the point? I’m never going to love anything as much as I loved them. Like the God of War games were pretty fun but they were complete trash in comparison to playing through Kingdom Hearts while you’re going through puberty.
“I’ll
come back to you, I promise”
“I
know you will.”
is that was turned me into such a hopeless romantic?
Idk what I’m saying. Am I saying anything at all? It’s still fun playing new games, even if they’ll never be MY games, the games that have a permanent spot in my heart.
What, we JUST talked about video games. I…………..am almost done with Age of Imprisonment. That is all. Soon, Saber, I promise.
Soon.
I have always loved Shia LaBeouf, have I ever told you that? I used to joke with my friend that he should have played Frodo, and he’d treat it like a Transformers performance. “WHOA WHOA WHOA, SMEAGOL!”
His HWNDU project protesting Trump’s first term was unintentionally really, really fun. It united so many people in this amazing treasure hunt. That was where Nick first met Sam Hyde, and it’s probably where a lot of people saw Nick for the first time. Also Brittney Venti was there too, whatever.
After the livestream failed, he just kept trying to hide that flag. And they just kept finding it anyway.
That feels like a thousand centuries ago.
Now that Shia’s converted to Catholicism, I have an excuse to love him even more. That’s so great.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I wrote a note to myself, “Bishop Barron”, and that’s juuuuust... the bishop who called the rat-faced mayor of reeking crime-ridden Minneapolis an idiot, after he mocked those Christian children that were murdered by a person of gender. I thought it was nice that Bishop Barron called him an idiot. I call him a lot of other things that I’m not allowed to say during Lent.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
5 more decades. I did Glorious in the morning, but then I decided I’d do all 15. So I did Joyful and Sorrowful, but I can’t end on Sorrowful so I have to redo Glorious. It’s nice.
Idk if I can keep it up, but I’ll try.
Lesser sent meeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-- thing about the Confraternity, I need to read it still… I will. I jus—is it hot in here? Why am I so hot?
Throw me into the river. If I take just a tiiiiiiiiny bit of caffeine, 5 minutes later I go werewolf. It’s like agony. This would be really cool if I was married.
Still surviving, tho. How about them apples? 1 more day and it’s 1/3 over. Waaaaaaaario
Unrelated, this is still funny.
I’m
too lazy to remove it.
I feel like I’m … it’s too hot. It’s just too hot im like gonna freak out in a sec
ill ttyl. Pls take care, have a happyday. God blesfriend