Now they
precautiousFATHER FORGIVE ME I’M SCARED OF THE KARMA
Now they
precautious
FATHER FORGIVE ME I’M SCARED OF THE KARMA
sry.
hey. 1 sec… I… ok
hey hey, I hope you’reeeeee feeling well. I’m something.
I don’t own a fumo, can you believe that? The genuine ones are like $100+ it’s enough to make you want to just get a $20 one. You can’t take your genuine fumo to Heaven with you… or can you?
Cortisol through the roof atm. Need to breathe from diaphragm…
...
Uhhhh… Zelda, let’s talk about Zelda. I finished Age of Imprisonment last night. It was very good.
Do I have anything else to say about it? Uhhhhhhhh… Zzzzzz idk. It was just good. Tears of the Kingdom’s story wassss… good. So this was uhh… pretty fun, if simple. Rauru is a great character. I love when they use old names, too.
I remember someone on /v/ saying he’s Satanic because he’s like, a goat. And I get it. But I also don’t like labeling innocent animals as inherently belonging to Satan. Since they don’t. Goats are cool, cool things *necessarily* are not Satanic.
When S*tanist freaks bow down before a goat-headed troon, the entire GOAT species is not tainted, that’d be unfair. I will not allow the Devil to claim goats 🐐
...anyway, Rauru is explicitly good. There’s no moral ambiguity here, Ganondorf is literally called THE DEMON KING, and Rauru uses light to combat him. It’s literally Ganondorf’s pride that lets Rauru get close enough to defeat him and sacrifice himself to save the kingdom. That outweighs “but he looks like a goat”.
Anywaaaaaay… story? Yeah “Ganondorf betrays Hyrule, almost destroys it, you defeat him, the end.” Good enough BUT:
The Knight Construct(robo-Link) and his Korok fren were kinda fun. They have their own story that’s really cool. And it’s reeeeeally cool the Korok becomes the Great Deku Tree that we know from BOTW/Tears.
Lemme cover that up, it’s a spoiler. Just in case you want the game. I can’t really RECOMMEND it to anyone who hasn’t played Breath of the Wild, Tears of the Kingdom, and is such a Zelda fan/sucker that he doesn’t mind spending $70 on a Musou game with a story that’s already mostly-told in the other games.
In fact, LEMME COMPLAIN
Unless I just wasn’t paying attention, the game REALLY dropped the ball on showing Zelda’s decision to become a dragon. (it’s been out long enough)
That’s such a BIG commitment, BECOMING A DRAGON FOR A THOUSAND YEARS? and it’s like not even shown or explained in the game at all until you see a dragon flying in the sky at the end of the game. A character’s like “So you’re gonna do it?” Zelda’s like “Ya” and that’s it, you don’t even see her doing it, she does it offscreen. That’s craaaaaaaaaaaazy. So unless you DID already play Tears—granted, you should have, but still: you’re not going to know what happens to the main character of the freaking game. And technically this is a prequel, so WHAT IF someone really played this first? “WTF HAPPENS TO ZELDA?”
It’s ZELDA’S GAME but the story just ends w/ the Knight Construct and Korok. THERE’S NO GOOD REASON WHY THEY SHOULDN’T HAVE INCLUDED HER IN THE ENDING.
That did bother me. At least Link got a little shout-out when Rauru sealed Ganondorf. “LINK. REMEMBER HIS NAME, HE’S GONNA KILL YOU.”
uhhhhhhh… anything else… oh, the shard of the Master Sword that powers the Knight Construct is the same shard that sliced Ganondorf’s face at the beginning of Tears. I thought that was cool.
Do I have anything to say about the gameplay? Ye…...eah… it was standard Musou. Very fun. And actually varied enough to stop it from feeling toooooo repetitive while still being nice and simple.
Unlike freaking Samurai Remnant which is like rocket science with different stances and spells and abilities and different guards to break through in particular ways.
OKAY
SABER I
told you I’d be back.
You know, even though he’s obviously a guy, the game says his gender is Unknown, so it’s actually not gay that I want to breed him. It’s not even remotely [started getting too graphic, sry]
Besides, I bet his VA is a woman. Lemme see… lol. Hibiku Yamamora. Literally voiced by a beautiful woman. Okay? Ask wins again!
A
nime
might be the only worthwhile media on the planet atm, but
overexposure to it will definitely warp your perception of reality.
You have guys
reacting to traps like “I guess I’m bi” as
if men look anything remotely like that IRL instead of being
so-incredibly
distinct
from women that you can look at a 1-inch thumbnail profile pic of a
man who’s doing his absolute best to convince you that he’s a
girl, and still very easily tell that he’s a man.
You Will Never Be Hibiku Yamamora. Look at her, she’s NOT EVEN TRYING to be that cute, she just is. That’s what women are. They just are.
Ringring
yes hello it’s
STILL MARCH.
The
devil my op, can’t pay me to stop
MY
GOD AT THE TOP
I can’t remember what it is. Oh yeah… this is kinda a bummer, but lol whatever
I saw that Mr. Metokur is now cheering for the war and like, mocking the groypers for opposing it.
When I last heard him, he was very somber because he said he was going to die in like, a few months. He was converting to Christianity and he seemed very uh… not so cringe. I guess that didn’t last long. At least he’s alive I guess.
The more I think about it, the more devastatingly-correct Nick becomes. Our Secretary of War is like, an [almost cursed] who [never mind, started getting way too upset]
I can’t go on. But I guess I will anyway.
Earlier today I regretted that I was single, then I realized I’m a Christian again now so even if I wasn’t I still couldn’t INFLICT myself upon my gf until I married her. What a terrible time in my life to do this. How am I supposed to—aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA
I’m
fine. I’ll make it. I won’t let you down. Like Virgil let me
down.
I
don’t understand why Virgil did me wrong
Especially when I
made that boy my protege
They expect me to forget ‘cuz he’s
not here today
...
I’m so horny.
I
drew this in 2020.
It
was one of the first stupid Zelda theories I ever thought up—except
it’s completely correct. It makes no sense for them to be using the
flutes as blow-guns.
If you want the solution to this mystery, I highly recommend my critically-acclaimed book Awkward Conversations xD.
Everyone who’s read it has liked it, and everyone who’s read it is a genius.
I just got distracted for a few minutes reading it... Man, I am SO good sometimes. What a shame that I’m Italian and can’t work for more than 15 minutes without exhausting myself.
At this point I’m just keeping this here to remind me to write it when I’m feeling better. Idk if that’ll ever happen tbh, I feel miserable. That’s pretty funny.
ill ttyl. Pls take care, have a happyday. God blesfriend