Hey
you look good. I hope you’re well.
Hey
you look good. I hope you’re well.
i was looking through my phone and I found this screenshot of a list of old recordings I sent my friend where I pretend to be a batshit insane guy calling a girl and threatening her and trying to gaslight her because she won’t call him(me) back.
Can
I be honest with you for a minute? I’m actually the funniest person
on the face of the earth. I love myself so much.
Idk if I still
have those recordings anywhere, but just look at these names. “legal
action will be taken”
“prepare for the storm”
of course there’s “narcissism” where I’m sure I tried convincing the girl that she’s actually a narcissist for not answering my calls.
I remember in one of them I said that I’d been talking to all her friends about her and that we were all really concerned about her, because of how crazy she’s acting.
You know, around this time I was developing a really bad ulcer and didn’t realize it, so during one of the recordings I was like insanely out of breath and it sounded like I was dying. But I just powered through it for the comedy anyway.
I’m really glad that’s over, that was a really miserable time. I’d never felt anything like it in my life, I thought there was something wrong with my heart.
Thank GOD I found my new doctor. I didn’t have one yet. I [redacted, upsetting and depressing, I don’t like being mortal]
...man, I can’t find the recordings. They might be one of my old phones. Or they’re just lost forever.
I had so much fun with them. It’s so much fun being insane.
Kacey, you are being CRAZY right now, if you had any idea how bad this is making you look, you’d be calling me and begging me for my forgiveness. And I’d give it you you in a freaking heartbeat, Kacey, I’m not a vindictive person. I think by now you’d realize that. I’ve had… more opportunities to make things really uncomfortable for you than I even want to tell you. And I didn’t, because I CARE about you. That’s right, I CARE, fuck me, right? What was I thinking, trying to save a girl like you, right? But I DID try, and I’m STILL trying, Kacey.
God take me back.
don’t
tell him I told you that. You know how it is. It’s anime. They give
you this male-partner who lives with you and spends every waking
moment with you, who happens to look like a girl and has a soft,
pleasing feminine voice. You teach him stuff because he’s an
airhead from another time. He proteccs you, you feed him, he’s
always hungry and sperging out cutely about food, he’s always
running around energetically and being amazed by sights. If you don’t
feel something for him you’re literally just gay. He’d be your
ideal high-energy tomboy gf if the game literally just changed the
word listed in his profile under “Gender” from Unknown to Female.
But
that’s why it’s so important to have a grip on reality and
remember that there is no Saber for you IRL. Relax okay? I KNOW that,
you don’t have to tell ME, I have to tell YOU.
You can’t ask me to play this game and not be charmed by Saber, though, that’s just not possible. Again, it’d be *wrong* to *not* be charmed by him, he’s CHARMING.
Anyway Saber unleashed his ultimate attacc, his NOBLE PHANTASM for the first time. It’s not good for them to do that because it can like, give clues about what their TRUE IDENTITY is. Which is bad because _____. idk, I guess tbf it’s usually *just bad* for your enemies to know your identity. There’s a bunch of characters, and I recognize a fewwwwww of them but only know Jeanne Alter by name. The EVIL version of Jeanne D’Arc who wants revenge on the nation of France.
I can’t believe I just wrote a sentence that finally allows me to post this… okay I’ve got too many images piled up here… I’ve got so many IMAGES just all over the place...
that probably came from a h#ntai artist tbh idr. You can just tell by her face that the artist is really good and would draw her naked perfectly 🤌
sry im going insane, I rly am
Ringring
yes hello it’s STILL MARCH.
I’m just keeping titles the same at this point out of laziness. You know what, though? Continuing from last time…
people forget man, Metokur used to LOVE Nick until Nick wouldn’t disavow Ethan Ralph for DMCA striking some alogs. Then Nick said Metokur wasn’t funny and Metokur spent the next several years(maybe even to this day, but I don’t follow him anymore) creating homosexual fanfiction and art about Nick.
They had this debate, and Millennials coped desperately, but Nick pretty much just mopped the floor with him while Metokur kinda seemed like a whiny, antisocial dimwit.
It was “Nooooooooo you can’t just DMCA me, I’m heckin laughing at you” vs. “cry me a river, why should I care about some guy you’re defaming striking your channel down”
“NOOOOOOOOOOO THAT’S TECHNICALLY SPEAKING, A TECHNICALLY-INCORRECT WAY OF TECHNICALLY ABUSING THE COPYRIGHT SYSTEM!”
“Okay, why should I care?”
“BECAUSE IT’S NOT THE CORRECT APPLICATION OF—”
very, very autistic, honestly. Metokur kinda mindrped an entire generation of midwits into believing that the greatest sin a person can commit is false DMCA-striking someone. And it’s often very shitty and totally unwarranted, but like, literally please do cry me a river. Oh, the guy that you’re making money from viciously slandering or bullying struck your channel down using an incorrect method? Oh nooooooooooooooooo.
Even Metokur’s opening line was pretty dumb. The start of his argument was literally calling Nick something like a “histrionic cunt”, which didn’t in any way, shape, or form relate to anything he was actually accusing Nick of. And he didn’t elaborate on it either. I think he might have been confusing histrionic with hysterical, which would have still been wrong but would have at least made sense in context. And at the end he told some ridiculous joke like… “Don’t trip on your sandals, Spartacus!” re: Nick being at the J6 protest but I guess, not trying to take control of the government with an army of a few hundred zoomers? And literally no-one in the call had any idea what he meant. Metokur’s fans, and some poor coping idiots on /pol/ were like “THESE STUPID FUCKING ZOOMERS DON’T KNOW WHO SPARTACUS WAS!!” and it’s like, it doesn’t MATTER, the joke just DIDN’T MAKE SENSE. It was a BAD JOKE.
That was the day Metokur died tbh. It was like watching an old lion be brutalized by a young one. He’s just been a shell ever since. God bless him, though, I really hope he did convert to Christianity. And I hope he locked his azn wife in her cage and chose Catholicism instead of letting her bully him into Evangelicalism… or was it Episc—whatever she wanted, I just remember being disappointed in her.
...this isn’t related to anything, but I was looking through old screenshots and I found this.
I always love creepy mutants making fun of incels. Totally just, ugly. Ugly, creepy little self-satisfied weirdo. Look at that CREEPY little smirk, underneath like, the first wispy mustache you grew in middle school, when your hairs were thin and weak because you’d never shaved yet. Note the terrible posture, the soft blubbery jaw and chin. You just know this guy’s skinnyfat af. I won’t even touch the haircut. But the bottom line is that expression is just so spiritually repulsive. Absolute goblin.
Meanwhile incels literally be like
If you knew how insane I was going…
I’m really losing it. I really am. I was like despairing today. I’m not going to subject you to details, but suffice it to say that I REALLY wanted to have an orgasm todayshocking, right?
I hope it’s just a coincidence that I’m like, extremely stressed out lately. If it’s not, this definitely isn’t sustainable, I’m losing my grip on reality. I need to go out, bonk a girl with a club and drag her back to my cave… and then to Church and marry her before anything else.
That’s half a joke, but it’s also – if I actually intend to keep this up, and this stress isn’t just an unhappy coincidence, I literally will not be able to function as a human being anymore unless I get married and start relentlessly breeding like a rabbit on adderall.
Unrelated—or
actually completely related, Pandora Groyper was just so real for
this. I’m just browsing through old screenshots, I have nothing
else to add about it.
Here, I ….
Here is the BoredtoDeath story bible so far. Generated by Gemini, it’s NOT perfect. And some of it is actually just WRONG lol
As I was getting it to help me write it earlier today, it occurred to me that it was in noooo way doing a perfect job of organising the information I was giving it. I’d be better of copypasting my own answers from questions it asks me.
But it’s decent so far. I’ll correct and expand it later, when I don’t feel like I’m going to meltwHY IS IT SO HOT
ill ttyl. Pls take care, have a comforting day. God blesfriend