InPieces.RIP
Hi,
my name is Ask and I’m re-using another old Zelda pic I did so I
don’t have to do any work. The other day our friend VHS
said he wishes he had my work ethic. Be careful what you wish for,
brother, I
can barely write a blog.
That really made me happy though, I’m glad uh… some of you think
it’s good of me to yap with consistency, I
hope I can entertain you a little each day. Jestermaxxing.
I actually got a nice EMAIL too from someone last night, that was a
weird coincidence.
How are you feeling btw? I hope you’re okay.
I’m waiting for the main ufc card to start rn. The prelims were pretty good.
I’m actually not going to bore you by writing about the fights at all. Maybe the main event.
Don’t forget you can see all of the stupid Zelda Theories on that page which I am literally too lazy to link to but it’s in the index.
They are SO much fun to write it’s unreal. Fun drawing, too. Mostly just copying the official artwork. But hey, I’m at least I wasn’t tracing 😮💨 hey wanna see a Malon I painted? 1 sec…
isn’t she cute? Idk why it’s appearing so small, but this post is full of enough big images anyway.
wanna
see his Noble Phantasm? EIGHT-CURRENT
RAGING STORM!
Look at the proud smile on his face when he’s done. And then note how he sighs and it immediately changes to a look of concern for you because you were poisoned.
He really cares about you 😭
A-anyway, I’ve been getting used to the game again. It’s really just, grrrrreat. It’s not QUITE as complicated as I made it out to be. Although it is complicated, and definitely much moreso than most Musou games. It’s not even really a—well the combat is, but the rest of the game kinda isn’t, it’s a typical action RPG. You’ve got a skill tree, you learn skills, you learn 4 different fighting stances, SABER has his own skill tree, and so do some other heroic spirits that you can get help from. Including this cute fox girl Tamamo who’s throwing herself at you and wants to sleep in your house but you don’t let her for some insane reason.
I
am going to go INSANE. At least Saber’s sleeping with me. I mean,
in my house. with me.
You can summon foxgirl in battle though and she buffs you and charms the enemy so they can’t move for a bit. I actually don’t know how useful that is in comparison to the other-- you see it takes a certain amount of … A...a...something, you have a BAR that fills up for using special moves with Saber or other Servants like her—and they’re like the best way of interrupting unblockable enemy attacks, so why would I WASTE some of it on just making myself a little stronger for a bit? Is that gonna save me from an attacc? Actually does it? Idk, I haven’t tried using her to interrupt azzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzwhatever
Ringring
yes hello it’s STILL MARCH.
Total Oliveira victory. 50-45(won all 5 rounds) via dominant grappling.
But their families took a wholesome pic afterwards
aren’t they great? Man though, if you don’t like watching grappling, like a normal person, that was a miiiiiiserable fight. Charles would just take him down at the beginning of every round, and there he would remain spending the next 4 minutes defending submission attempts.
They’re now 1-1! Many years ago(like 10 I think) they fought and Max TKO’d Olives with some kind of injury from… idk, some kind of strike to the throat or something.
I don’t want to talk about it. Spoiler: I’m still in a bad mood. ...hey, should I DM her? No, I think that’s the girl Wizard likes. What’s she from… Girls und Panzer, okay… well, are there any other Italian girls?…
helloooooooooooo
Pepperoni 🥵
I have no energy left in my body, so what I’m going to do is copy-paste all my MY OWN answers into the BoredtoDeath story bible, at the bottom of it in the “According to Ask” section, and I’ll organize it another time, sry it’s messy. So if you want THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH about the Bored World, it’s there. Okay it’s NOT the whole truth because it’s not done yet.
But the point is: I have now added a lot more information. There’s still a lot missing, though… Tapfer, Baba Yaga, Tetrahedron Head, the Uncle Who Works At Nintendo, Shekelberg-Goldstein, even KUMIKO! But I’ll get to it…
yeah stuff I forgott and am now too tired to include, but will remember next time-- raising more $ than the ACP // cryptic notes-to-self
ill ttyl. Pls take care, have a comforting day. God blesfriend