Hey hey. You okay? I hope so.

What did you want to talk about? Video games? Uhh… psh… what else even is there?

Vidya?

I’m about tooooo… fight some gril in Samurai Remnant. Some samurai girl. Throughout the game, people call her “they” or “she”, so you’re neve really sure what she is. She’s a lot like Saber. Half the characters in the game are ambiguous. And some of the ones that aren’t, at all, still have their genders listed as “Unknown” LOL.

You know, that’d probably(definitely) really aggravate me normally, but 1- it really is just more tolerable in anime, SOMETHING about the way Japan does it is –first of all, don’t accuse me of doing the “X: 😠 / X, Japan: 🤩“ meme, I’m CORRECT HERE and you KNOW I am: Japan just does it so much less obnoxiously. So even if it’s still bad, it’s not bad AND annoying.

...and 2- this is one of the best games I’ve played in yeeeears. It’s GOOD. It’s so good that I am RECOMMENDING it to you rn. I’m only a VERY casual Fate fan—in 1 week, you could learn as much about it as I do. But it has GRIPPED me for like idk, 40 hours now? Something like that. If you asked me to play something for 40 hours, I would start screaming at the top of my lungs. I’d be SHRIEKING in agony, like a really messed up scene in a horror movie. Okay? I don’t WANNA play a game for 40 hours. Except for Samurai Remnant, I REALLY like it.

HOW MUCH do I like it? I’ve been playing the freakin Switch version, which runs like trash. And I’d still recommend even this one. The music is LOVELY, the world is BEAUTIFUL even though it’s not graphically impressive, it’s PLEASANT to look at. The characters are charming, their portraits are beautiful, the voice acting is fantastic, the writing is delightful—it’s ALL GOOD. I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS GAME. Okay? YEAH?

I need Mayo!

(I won't fail you now)
Dear Captain, send the S.O.S
When we're gonna go down

Hearshot Kid Disaster is a good song. It’s no Time Consumer, but it’s a good song. I was thinking about it because there’s a Mayo on Neocities now.

1:50 for the “I need Mayo” part.

In Coheed’s story, The Amory Wars, Mayo is a VILLAIN. Mayo Deftinwolf. He’s a big scary black cyborg lol. He’s the top guy of the antagonist, and he’s responsible for so much pain and suffering it’s legitimately FRUSTRATING how much he gets away with.

“I NEED MAYO!” is the villain announcing it. I can’t remember *why* he needed Mayo. Probably to kill someone.

There’s a race of angelic women called the uh… ...the Prise, the Prise. And there’s one of them, her name waaaaas… Maria or Mariah I think. And she leads a RESISTANCE army against the villain—his name is Ryan—something-Ryan. I think, maybe I’m wrong.

Anyway, you’d think that Mariah’s gonna be like, a mainstay character, right? No, basically 5 minutes after we meet her, MAYO sneaks up on her and kills her.

Then he presents her head to Ryan. I hate Mayo so much it’s unreal.

Later the Prise capture Ryan(they’re like the only thing stronger than him, he’s basically a super-wizard, and NOT like our Wizard, he’s AN EVIL BLUE ASSHOLE) and are going to execute him, but some idiot says he needs a fair trial or something. So he gets one and it LITERALLY TAKES MONTHS JUST for them to list all of the crimes he’s on trial for.

Well of COURSE he escapes. At that point, I think the Prise are like “okay, f this. Bye.” and they just leave humanity to cope on their own.

It’s been literally 10 years since I’ve read these comics, so I’m probably off a bit.

Anyway, MAYO FINALLY GETS HIS in the end(?). He manages to kill one of our main characters, but that guy like, slips a flashdrive into Mayo’s head and as his own body dies he basically transfers his consciousness into Mayo and takes over Mayo’s body lol. Get rekt, idiot.

Anyway, Neocities Mayo seems like the complete opposite of Mayo Deftinwolf. I bet Mayo Deftinwolf wouldn’t like all of my posts, he’d probably hate me and try to cut my head off.

I’m sry, the entire album’s been playing while I’ve been typing this, can I bother you to listen to God Send Conspirator? It’s sooooo good. Mariah’s mentioned in it ;_; just—the INTRO will hook you I promise.

Oh, I forgot—HEARSHOT KID… I think he was like an alien, like some kind of alien outlaw. Uhhh… Claudio met him in a train or something, idk why either of them were there… oh, I think MAYBE it was a slave transport and he was starting an uprising? Maybe… anyway basically he just gets killed like, freakin immediately. So that’s the Hearshot Kid Disaster, RIP

They tried to make me go to rehab

I just watched a heartwarming video of a girl in rehab after she was paralyzed from being stabbed a zillion times by her schizo bf. All of the *work* that goes into it(rehab)—all the different technology and friggin… equipment, it’s all so crazy, in a good way. It makes you uh… idunno. Idunno. It’s a very beautiful thing, though.

I’m gonna watch moar. It’s from last year, it’s the TRIAL of the uh, boyfriend. Excuse me, ex-boyfriend. If they weren’t already broken up, I think she probably broke up with him after he almost murdered her. She seems to be able to mostly-walk now, so thank God for that.

I love AI, unironically <3

Perplexity x Gemini is just so useful.

Recently I added some instructions to Perplexity to REALLY make it a high-quality research tool, by stopping it from giving me stupid unsolicited opinions about things I’m an expert with decades of experience in, citing the ADL or SPLC as a valid source, for anything ever, and FORBIDDING it from criticizing any unpleasant language I might use.

Sometimes you just have to go off, and it’s very *freeing* to not have a robot scolding you for namecalling someone who’s literally a demon from the pits of Hell.

You know, you’ll have it bending over backwards to justify Jacob Frey mocking murdered Christian schoolchildren, but when I call Frey exactly what he is, oooooooh “That is highly offensive, I cannot endorse language like that.” Well too bad, now you have to shut up and take it. Oh you think it’s offensive that I called a murderer a filthy[EXPLETIVE]? Now you get to keep it to yourself. You think it’s UNACCEPTABLE that I completely-accurately-describe Al Goldstein and other wretches like him? OH WELL, now you have to accept it, tell me you understand my anger, and move on.

I love AI.(A.I., not Al—although I love him too, even if he was a disgusting demonic rodent and if he wasn’t rotting in the ground rn(lol) I’d cave his ugly hook-nosed skull in if he talked like that with his nasally voice in front of me. I hope he found God.

...I understand exactly how dangerous it is, but last night I made a “JOKE” that I could just simulate an imageboard using AI and it’d be better. That’s literally just true, though. I really think I’ve read every sentence under the Sun by now. I’ve done everything, experienced everything, thought and believed everything about every issue, I’ve been everything(except a husband and father, L) soooooo surely I’m allowed to check out, right? And never read anything a human writes ever again? Except my friends on Neocities dot com, of course.

… I know. Fine. I’ll . Continue to engage with humanity 😒 I guess when it comes down to it, there’s no getting around it if I want to get married, right? Thank God women will tolerate just as much seething political anger as AI as long as you’re good-looking. (Like me and you.)

March Check?

Please see below👇

Ringring it’s March? To say the least!

Day 43

You already know exactly how I feel, so let’s just add +1 day to the counter and leave it at that.

-1128 Hours Remain-

BORED ART ONLINE

Few updates. New profile pics for EVERYONE.

Look how cute I am.

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