Gimme a minute, here, would ya? Would you kindly? Would you kindly find a crowbar or something? Would you kindly lower that weapon? Legit one of the greatest vidya twists of our generation, right? But I have a little trouble replaying it(Bioshock) these days, with all of the enemies in uhh… Neptune’s Bounty… being lunatics screaming “The Lord is my shepard!” as they attack you—but how much offense should I really take? Is this really an attempted portrayal of the religious? Whether it is or isn’t intended to be, it’s *not*: The enemies in Neptune’s Bounty just happened to have access to tons of Bibles. The Bibles didn’t drive them insane, since *everyone* in the game is insane. The ADAM is what drove everyone insane, that’s not ambiguous or anything, it’s plainly stated. It just so happens that *one* group of people had a lot of Bibles around them. People forget, man, what were the smugglers smuggling into Rapture? They were smuggling Bibles. Andrew Ryan hated Christianity and persecuted the religious because he correctly viewed it as a threat to his dream of a disgusting morality-free city that would somehow be beautiful and perfect with the only rule being the extremely-weak Non-Aggression Principle. Unless you’re threatening the city with morality, then you get executed. Ultimately, his undersea lolbert utopia was not destroyed by Christians. It was destroyed by a craftier businessman than himself, just as atheistic as Ryan, with Bibles being a small portion of the contraband he was smuggling to undermine him. It is kinda uhhh… offensive? to hear those enemies yelling Bible verses at you, with the game director being jewish. But whatever his intentions were, the story of religion in Neptune’s Bounty is a story of religious persecution, specifically persecution against Christians. Now, iirc… he originally intended for Bioshock Infinite to be so offensive to Christians that the staff had to ask him to not. It’s nice that he toned it down a little, but Infinite still is what it is. No chemical solution?You know, I actually picked out that pic above BEFORE I started that yap session about Bioshock? Isn’t that something? What a wild coincidence. It’s true though, isn’t it? The people of Rapture believed that ADAM was the solution to their nihilistic bug lives, and it wasn’t. Those Bibles would have helped the city, if Ryan hadn’t murdered people for bringing them in and presumably stopping their distribution. But by that time, it was probably too late anyway, everyone was already scewing their brains up with ADAM. Vidya?One more side-mission and then the finaaaaaaal partt of Samurai Remnant. I’m bummed that there’s no free play mode I am VERY MUCH BUMMED. It’s like… sooooo much more fun than the other Fate Musou games. Nevermind being much, much better *everywhere else*, too. I must satisfy myself somehow. Not like that. Maybe I’ll play Fire Emblem Warriors… :’) oh, you know what, I… ...I was playing… the Dragon Quest one… where? Where was I playing it?… Did I actually get it for my ps4? Lemme go check… Oh I DID lol. Neato. Them and Kingdom Hearts are my only PS4 games. It was a good console. Not as good as the PS3, which obviously wasn’t as good as the PS2, which is probably the best console ever made, and will ever be made. I say that as someone who didn’t have very many PS2 games, I just acknowledge the length and girth of its library, it’s beyond impressive. But people forget man, the PS3 had some QUALITY stuff… it even had a toooooon of JRPGs (which I never got, but I was aware of them). It just was forced to compete with Gears and Halo, back when Gears and Halo were great instead of terrible. But you know what? YOU KNOW WHAT, BRO? Lil bro? Resistance 2 was A DAMN GOOD GAME. The co-op multiplayer of it was SOOOOOOOO MUCH FUN. Resistance 3—I never played much of it tbh. It seemed great, but I never got it when it was new. Years later, I probably threw it on a flash drive and played a bit of it… did I? You know what, I don’t remember at all, all I’m saying is that the Resistance games actually were really good. … … dude, I can’t believe my ps3 doesn’t work anymore. Wizard’s right, it’s probably overheating and I shoooooould look at the uh… thermal paste... But I still wanna try like, factory resetting it first before I have to do *actual work*, because WHAT IF it’s something in the hacked OS that’s just making it uh, sperg out?...I’m coping, though. But it’ll take only a few minutes to prove myself wrong anyway. Speaking of exactly this laziness, 😮💨 I’m such a Leo.The other night, Nick said this when he was being lazy and it made me laugh. IT’S COOL THAT HE’S A LEO TOO. But then I actually looked it up, and Leos really are supposed to be lazy, we are the PRIME lazy sign. So I guess Astrology really is COMPLETELY true and real, huh? How else do you explain that? Huh? Well? Huh? Yeah exactly. Do you understand how lazy I am? I am so lazy that my laziness alone single-handedly proves the validity of the entire system, no matter how otherwise-wrong and unpredictable it may seem. The hardest-working man who ever lived could be a Leo, but I’m lazier than he’s hard-working, which proves that Leos are lazy. You owe all of those hippie girls an apology. I’d apologize too, but I’m too lazy. “I’m such a Leo”, he’s so freaking funny man😩 Be nice to me or else.I don’t get a lot of opportunities to be mean to people. First, I don’t actually LIKE to be. And I don’t leave too many comments anywhere for anyone to start with me either. But some atheist on Rumble responded to my nice wholesome “Christ is king”(true) with “Jebus is jewish, cope more”(idiotic, untrue, incorrect use of “cope”) today, so I really got to indulge. It’s a woman, too. Do you… I guess you probably know this, but it’s so fun arguing with women who you’re not dating, you get to use an entirely different tool bag than if you’re “debating” some random male. You can call them HAGS, for example, which drives them ballistic. It’s just true in this case, she obviously is, since she’s misusing “cope” and saying “Jebus”, which is a complete Gen-X retard joke(#WeLoveOurNeoCitiesGenXers). She must be late 30s absolute minimum. Over a decade too old to be trying to talk to me 🤨 Anyway, that’s enough out of me. I ended up being way too mean to her, and I’m sorry for it. No I will not apologize to her. I might if I ever see her again. She’s dumb enough to use her real name and have a pfp, so I’ll remember. She’s gotta learn though. It’s not 2008, the Internet has grown out of its atheist phase. It’s not going back. March Check?Please see below👇
To this day, it is still March. Didja break yet, Ask?no. Dawn of The Forty-Fourth Day -1128 Hours Remain- BORED ART ONLINE?No new updates, sry. I’ll probably just write a new part soon though. |
