Hey, I hope you’re feeling well. I’m something. I think I’m okay. I’m gonna COOK today, is that okay with you? But first, can I confess something to you? I’ve mentioned the song before. But. I’ve been autistically listening to Current Events on repeat. Can I ask you to—pls, just... start at like 0:57, skip the screaming, I just... I LOVE this guy’s voice. I LOVE it. sry let’s move on. End Her.I was thinking about Ender’s Game earlier. It’sjust so good man. I really think everyone should read it. And the entire series. Would you kindly? A girl actually spoiled the ending of the book for me, while I was reading it—while she SAW me reading it. Idk, her brain, her girl brain didn’t like recognize that me being in the middle of the book meant that I did not yet know the ending of the book. We went on a date later. She said I reminded her of her dad; I was driving her home and some kids were sloooowly walking perfectly in the middle of the lot so I couldn’t pass them. So I just automatically started muttering curses lol. Nothing CRAZY, just like “Fucking idiots” or something. She liked it. I did like her. I lost her number when I got a new phone. But that didn’t really matter because I had to move anyway. Many such cases. Local blogger localizesDid I tell you that I’m learning to become a JRPG localizer? No joke. I was inspired by the incredible work of the Dragon Quest localizers, Schloc Inc. These days, my Japanese-to-English rewrites are hitting what I’d call “Schloc Quality”. Wanna compare my work? Let’s see… maybe you’ve seen this first image in my Localizer Appreciation Page. So here’s the Original Japanese, and then Shloc’s Localization:
Now here’s my equally-professional work that Square-Enix has promised to use in the future:
Oh well… I guess this is a good time to talk about VidyaI installed uhhhh… Samurai Warriors 4 again lol, I will ATTEMPT to make muh controller work. I… bro, I just want to freaking play it. But I also installed DYNASTY Warriors 8, because I’m in a Cao Cao mood. MY AMBITION God I love Romance of the Three Kingdoms. I am such a –is there a Chinese version of a weeb? Gimme a sec… Sinophile or Chinaboo? Lol. Well idk about that. Romance is just so freaking good. I think if you read it, it’s impossible to not love China. Or at least it’s impossible to hate China. It’s so funny and cool—it’s so cute and funny—no I mean it’s really charming and cool and funny and awesome. There’s a part where the uh… Emperor’s Seal is stolen and idr, I think some guy has it and is like pretending to be sick so he can get away or something? And he says he has a bad case of the flu and the other guy’s like MORE LIKE A BAD CASE OF IMPERIAL SEAL! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa… And the whole story’s like that, it’s just full of humor. Anyway… I’m sorry, I lost track of what I wanted to… 1 more thing: I’m installing Dark Souls, 1 sec… iirc Wizard was playing Demon’s Souls earlier, and I am JEALOUS. I wish it was on Steam. I really am jealous. I miss it. I only ever got to like… the 2nd boss or something, but that was when it first came out. Since then, I’ve finished Dark Souls like 3 or 4 times, Darks Souls 2, gotten far enough into Dark Souls 3 to become bored, Bloodborne, I got to the laaaaast boss of Sekiro but just gave up because I was fatigued lol, aaand… I put in like 40 hours into Elden Ring before the poor PS4 performance finally sapped my will to continue. I think I do well. But still, the only way to play Demon’s Souls is on the PS3—and mine’s currently...incapacitated. Or emu—but last time I tried, it didn’t run great. Or you could pay $600 to play the disgusting, hideous PS5 remake where they uglify the UI, raceswap all the characters and make the Maiden in Black look like a California plastic surgery victim.
Blaire White got a facial from Lady MAGA. Look how *perfect* she was 17 years ago:
She looks tragic but beautiful. Note how her lips and nose DON’T look like plastic surgery. Observe how the candle wax covering her face DOESN’T look like a b#kkake. “NOOOO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, THE INDIVIDUAL TRAILS OF THE WAX RUNNING DOWN HER CHEEKS MUST BE TEXTURED IN ORDER TO--” in order to look like cum. Okay? It looks like cum. And what, she never rubbed her eyes or anything to smooth out the wax or something? She just has never touched her face since? Totally idiotic. Anyway, I’m sorry, lemme… I wante...Zzzzzzzzzzzz this isn’t … It feels so dumb tacking it on here, but I had a REVELATION, you know? Localizer-apologists claim that they’re needed to make Japanese scripts “understandable” for English speakers. Obviously we know that this is untrue for a number of reasons, but I just thought of a new one as I was playing Dragon Quest 2 remake. This game is literally in freaking Archaic English that a lot of NATIVE English speakers can BARELY understand. Is that helping the Modern Audience? Here’s your naturalized script, bro:
Verily,
it is of the utmost moment that the‑se words be not
rendered straightway from the Japanese tongue, lest thou, a
dullard, shouldst fail to apprehend my meaning. Yeah I guess you’re right, a MACHINE would NEVER be able to write THAT. Anyway… oh lol, in the REMAKE when your Paladin-cousin gets sick, NOWWWW his TOMBOY SISTER comes along to make it easier. So that’s nice, right? She’s a nice character, but you know… there was nothing wrong with her character originally. She wanted to come along, and Pally’s like “No, you’re useless lol” and that was that. Girls just aren’t allowed to be princesses anymore, they have to be men smh smh idc. no.I care I just don’t care enough. At least they didn’t make her ugly. That’s all I can really spend energy being angry about. Remember when twitterfreaks were campaigning to have the live-action Zelda be played by a man? But rly, this is why it’s better to just not be too attached to media. If I was a Warhammer fanatic, I’d probably be super stressed out all the time. When they finally succeed at ruining Zelda, I’ll be ready. I remember when The Last of Us 2 was revealed to be the disgusting train-wreck that it was, someone on /v/ declared to us “You’ll buy it anyway.” Nope. Sry. Girlmode.I had to move to my laptop and lie down on my tummy. I can’t live in a world where you have to sit at a desk, I just can’t. So in order to be able to continue writing my blog, I’ve decided to become a girl so I can just lie down all the time. I ordered some programmer socks—they’re coming today. Don’t try to stop me. Okay? I am now a girl. I literally look EXACTLY like Ask-chan, as of now. I’ll let you know what my onlyfa—hahahaha he died, what an idiot. God rest his evil soul, but it doesn’t matter, his website is still up. Literally pimping American girls to give money to Israel. He was the biggest donor to the IDeeF, and all of it came from luring American girls into becoming whores. It’s enough to drive you INSANE.\\ … anyway, idk. Maybe I won’t become a girl after all, I’ll have to think about it. I think I put too much effort into this blog. I hope you enjoy them, because uh… I really put a lot into them, it takes a lot outta me. Pls tell me you enjoy it. That’s all I need. If I know that you’re happy, I’ll be happy. All I need are my likearinos from my oomfs. The ELITE FEW of you who read this and surrender the Likes? It sustains me. Pls continue or I’ll die. Either way though, this can’t go on, I really can’t keep blogging like this. It’s fun, but I do too much.
I’m keeping her for a while, I haven’t played her game yet… Isn’t it just gorgeous, though? Notice how she’s a rabbit. And she’s CUTE. She’s not OFFENSIVE to your eyes. She’s not a hyper”realistic” 50yo woman who’s supposed to be your cute girlfriend. Dude, I just remembered what Nicole SOUNDS LIKE in Dead Space. Her –here, I’ll find a link for you… her voice is freaking cute, let’s get a sample… here-- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOFlzR1lxZM right? CUTE. That’s the kind of voice you don’t mind staying up late talking to. Early 30s MAX. You know what they did in the “remake”? They took the actress and based it on her CURRENT likeness without taking into account that she, as humans tend to, has been aging since the game came out freaking 18 years ago. That’s like such a stupid oversight. Or it would be. I’m sure they just did it on purpose. The people(“people”) who design these disgusting female characters in modern games are the enemy of all Humanity. If I actually did decide to troon out, I would be cuter than Remake Nicole. Mil-Sim Story readalong!Chapter 51. are ya read? pls read along with me! If you’re too LAZY to read the first 50 parts, Wizard gifted us this nice little summary of the story: https://waifulibrary.neocities.org/stories/recap OK READy? No 1 sec, im in an INSANELY bad mood and the girls don’t desrve it. I have to come back in a bit. … … ok im oknow. Let’s check on Hikari!
If only she was on a date with a boyfriendWELL YOU’RE NOT, YOU’RE ON A DATE WITH FIO! Ohman what does Fio have in store… Zero Suit Fio 🔥 REMEMBER THE ALAMO! Wait a minute… nvm I don’t know Persona. “Well technically…” FIO THAT’S NOT RIGHT, YOU SET HER UP AAAAAAAAAAA WIZARD MADE AN IMAGE OF IT
p Fio won’t give up the pistol unless you have FUN a flea market for losers leave us alone Hikari 😭🇺🇸 WIZARD GAMING anything but the Playstation 7. You buy it and it erases the games that you already own to ensure there truly is no games. Hikari do not ICK Skyrim, Todd will not be pleased good riddance looooool You’re gonna make it, Hikari the.mil.sim.OFFICIAL.booth. What if it has an IRL Flint working there?
KK cya next time. Fio and Hikari better not lose each other. The Woman Who Loved the Centaur Pholus?no/Sry. Not in a reading mood. March Check?Please see below👇
March? ye. I’m so tired.I don’t care anymore. Lesser’s right, though, I know he’s right. There’s a very nice feeling of freedom in it, but it’s al—I AM ITALIAN. I WANNA im fine. I’ll survive this. Dawn of The Fifty-First Day -960 Hours Remain- BORED ART ONLINE?No new updates, sry. “““““Soon”””””. |
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