This
gonna be a really TRAGIC post, I hope you can handle the saddest
story you’ve ever heard.
This
gonna be a really TRAGIC post, I hope you can handle the saddest
story you’ve ever heard.
Zzzzzzzzzzz what now...
Very short story—a writer is writing. It sounds like he’s procrastinating like a complete idiot(a writer), and maybe he is. Uhh… inspired by a certain quote (“Man is now unaware of the real powers that govern his life; insofar as he has any knowledge of divinity it is as of something purely historical”) he wants to start with the last word, preface. He’ll then write backwards from there, so that the book would end something like “begin the preface” so it’d end pregnant with the origin of things. Vintage Wolfe, the writer’s probably just him. Anyway, after some extra yapping he tells us that he’s been having fun writing it like this chapter by chapter, and
“soon, perhaps this very year, surely before the coronation, I will begin the preface.”
This is a bit of a difficult one. 3 men seem to be in a uh… maybe a penal colony.
They’re sitting around talking about women and sharing stories of their past loves.
There’s Garcia, Hoong, and Davis.
Garcia mentions he’d gotten a horse for his wife, but is quickly cut off by Davis, who begins the wildest possible story.
A STORY SO WILD, that I actually don’t even have the energy to tell it to you rn, I’m sorry. Next time.
I started playing Easy Delivery Co. I was right, it’s incredibly comfy.
Very simple, relaxing gameplay. It’s pretty troon-coded; all of the characters are referred to as “they”, which would normally be so gross to me that I wouldn’t be able to play it. But the rest of the game is actually charming and fun enough to make up for it. I really mean that, it’s a nice game. It’s got that mysterious Twin Peaks feeling. All the characters are quirky or charming in their own ways, and there is a mystery to solve.
And while you solve it, you’ll be delivering packages to earn money. Simple. A *little* uh… what’s the word… it can get tedious, especially if you don’t plan out your routes. You’ll have to drive a loooooooong and boring route when you could have taken a shorter one. But once you start getting more familiar with the towns and start planning around your objectives, it becomes uh… just pretty chill. I like it. So far uh… 7/10.
O
h what a tragedy, I didn’t get to use a bunch of women as cum
dumpsters when I was a teenager :’(
“I didn’t have sex until I WAS 23!!”
Waow that’s rough. But… ...that’s secular law lmfao. “Religion” would have let you get married as a teenager. So that’s not really religion’s fault, is it?
“I didn’t have a DATING LIFE until I GOT DIVORCED!”
Kill yourself, unironically.
Anyone who’s had a “dating life” knows that there’s nothing, at all, fun about having a “dating life”, it’s just exhausting stress. What’s fun is currently being with a girl you like and having sex. And I know it’s literally-impossible to not have sex before marriage, but if you’re not at least planning on marrying and reproducing with the girl you’re fucking, you’re doing her a horrible disservice by wasting her time. Just like you wasted your wife’s time for 5 years.
And you’re also wasting your own, which is why after being divorced at 28, instead of spending time with your kids, you’re complaining about your sexless teen years on Twitter.
“Boo-hoo, I only had sex with my wife, now I hate God.”
I can see why she left you, you’re a melodramatic pussy. If you left her, you’d have nothing to complain about; if you DID leave her, and you’re now complaining like this, you actually deserve to be put to death by the state.
A TRAGEDY =(
Cry your eyes out. Write a book about it, that’s a NYT bestseller right there.
What does that even mean lmao. “My sexual prime.” What, you can’t get hard anymore? What a fucking LOSER.
Normal incels don’t whine this much about not having sex. But because this blubbering faggot is whining about religion, he will not be called an incel, even though he is involuntarily celibate. (edit: EXCUSE ME! He’s actually a pickup artist with 10k followers and less engagement on his posts than my Neocities blog. So I’m sure he gets to use at least a few airhead girls every week to get off—really great use of your 30s when your son could already be learning a sport)
You know what’s a real tragedy? I didn’t marry the love of my life when I was 20. Instead I became a retarded faggot atheist, like Bradley Grey is now, we broke up and I wasted my ENTIRE SEXUAL PRIME not being married and building a family. There’s a real tragedy. I know that when I’m on my death bed, God forbid I don’t have a family, there’s not even a remote chance I’ll be regretting not having sex with more girls. By Bradley Grey’s standards, I had a great sexual prime. So why am I not content now?
Do I have any happier images lol here’sa few
Im forgetting something but I still feel a little sick.
Remember
Remember the March of Fujimasa
The Uma musume and trot.
I
can think of no reason, that Umamusume
Should ever be forgot.
Dawn of
The Eighth Day
-1992 Hours Remain-
“You shall find a fuller satisfaction in the woods than in books. The trees and the rocks will teach you what you cannot hear from the masters.”
–St. Bernard of Clairvaux
Ttyl, pls have a good day.Godblesfrien
