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When you don’t love me anymore
When I was a kid my parents took me to see Herman’s Hermits starring Peter Noone. I’ve already… told you that, right?
This stupid blog has gone on so long I can’t remember what stories I’ve told.
I have absolutely nothing to talk about. This is the end… the blog is… finished, right?
I mean… if I can’t think of anything to write about… I guess… I guess...
More Gene Wolfe?
Haven’t read any more yet Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
edit: okay I read more. Uhh, let’s see… Johann kills some time while he waits for the girl (Grit) to come and do tricks on it.
I’m sorry lmao I keep freakin—it’s Nick’s fault, he’s always saying that. “Giggling and putting it back inside” lmaoaoaoaoajgieogj literally the funniest guy on the planet.
Anyway…
Some obviously-gay guy named Emil comes in to his room and starts just being annoying. You know, the “friend” who just never stops talking about stuff you have no interest in.
Johann’s about to tell him to gtfo and is like “Emil…”
and then Emil says
“Johann, could you call me Grit when we’re alone together? That’s all I ask—the only thing I want.”
“No.”
Emil finally leaves.
What the FUCK Emil?
Johann goes out and gambles for some books; some of the crew apparently use books as currency. They’re little cards, like uh… Switch cartridges, they can plug into a player.
He gets one he wants, and returns to his crappy little room. He starts playing the book and falls asleep or something.
When he wakes up, Grit’s in his room wondering wtf happened to him because she found him just floating in the middle of the room passed out with a head wound. (no gravity remember, they have uh… like magnet shoes)
They get into a bit of an argument, Grit thinks he’s on drugs, he insists he’s not and starts getting handsy even though she’s nervous about whatever happened to him.
She notes women can refuse if the man has some potentially-transmittable disease, which he MUST, since he passed out and he insists he wasn’t on drugs, right?
Instead of taking the L and trying to calm her down, he just has a Severian moment and is like “GO AHEAD, REPORT ME. I’LL GET A CLEAN BILL OF HEALTH AND THEN YOU’LL BE RIGHT BACK IN HERE.”
So she leaves.
Can you even comprehend fumbling a girl who is literally legally obligated to have sex with you?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Lemme make this stupid list smaller...
Okay, for starters, is there anything I AGREE with on here? Which of
these COULD MAYBE belong on this list?
Definitely not RDR2. It and GoW are the worst “games” on this entire list, so it’s revolting that this at the TOP of the list. RDR1 is closer to belonging on the list. Oh no… you know this reminds me of something I saw the other day… oooh no no no no no
Poor
bro really thought this was a W. “Not
having kids with my unattractive wife allows me to play RED DEAD
REDEMPTION 2 on my big teevee!”
Okaaaaaaayyyy… …?
What is with childless people always desperately coping like this “Look how much fun I’m having! I could NEVER play Red Dead Redemption 2 if I had a bunch of CROTCH GOBLINS running around!” 😭 I really think I might kill myself if I was this guy. This is actually making me panic lmao. I gotta lock in. “Just 2 more weeks to flatten the directionless life.”
And hey, wait a sec… maybe my memory’s not so good, but don’t we literally know a guy who’s married with kids and has more video games than any of us? 🤔
Nah, that can’t be true. Anyway, what’s the rest of this stupid list...
Skyrim? Ehhhh… I’m biased against it, I’ve barely played it at all and that was yeeears ago. Definitely more worthy than RDR2, but I think… still no.
Elden Ring? No. I think after 40 hours I played it enough to say no. I think Dark Souls 1 is a better game, and I’m not even sure it belongs on the list.
Witcher 3? It was a MASSIVE game, wasn’t it? But… isn’t it testing the boundary between cinemaslop and a real game? It’s very pretty, the world’s great, tons of neato quests and everything, but… it’s too HEAVY, isn’t it? It almost feels like Rockstarslop. Idk, I’ll say this isn’t EGREGIOUS, but still no.
Arkham City? No. Was it “bigger and better” than Arkham Asylum? Yes. But I think Arkham Asylum would sooner belong on this list. The Asylum is just suuuuuch a good setting, man. My friend and I used to say Arkham Asylum is the Ocarina of Time of superhero games. That’s true. But does it belong on the list? I think Witcher 3 probably would deserve it more, despite being less game-y.
Resident Evil 4. Finally… LOL okay I overuse this, but I DO say that RE4 is the Ocarina of Time of RE games. COME ON, THAT’S JUST TRUE! It changed everything. This is the most deserving game on the list so far. I’m still not positive I’d put it on here, BUT: this isn’t a bad entry.
God of My Wife’s Son: LMFAOROFL.
Metal Gear Solid: ehhhhh… great story, but… is it possible for me to be fair to this game? It doesn’t play amazingly well. I’ll leave it up to you, for me it’s no but I respect it.
Cyberpunk 2077: incredibly ambitious. But it’s a no. From what I’ve seen of it, a lot of the city is incredibly cool. But there’s a million games that feel and play like it, and if you only offer me ugly romanceable characters in “the greatest RPG ever made” that’s like spitting on my face. This simply doesn’t belong on the list.
God of My Wife’s Son End of My Marriage: LMFAOROFLHAAHAHAHAHA *WHEEZE*
okay, so the list really is terrible. Let’s see what Bone said about it again…
Worst gaming top 10 list I've ever seen. And call me an old fart but close to half of those I'd struggle to even classify as video games holistically, as they're more like shitty Hollywood cutscenes yoked together via "gameplay segments." Visuals novels and corny old Sega CD FMV titles actually possess the "gaming" je ne sais quoi in way the new God of War or whatever never will.
We’re all old farts today, because that’s just true.
I’m not going to make my definitive list today, but lemme just throw some ideas out for you?
Uh… Ocarina of Time. Obviously. (...maybe even Breath of the Wild? Dare I? No, that’s me pushing it now. But BOTW still deserves it more than any game on that list)
maybe Kingdom Hearts? Fantastic gameplay, incredible story? Easily at least one of the best ps2 games.
I can’t say anything else in my own personal 3x3 belongs there, though.
Some people might say Diablo TWO… it’s not CRAZY, but I dunno.
And turn-based RPGs are rough, if you put one up at all, you have to be judging it based on its story. Just because Dragon Warrior 1 is *a perfect game* doesn’t mean that it’s an RPG that belongs on that list. I know a ton of people might say FFVII, but I never played it as a kid, I played VIII—which I know a lot of people don’t like lmao. I LOVE it though… but then, what about FFX?
This is going to take a lot of serious thought.
Which I cannot afford rn.
I’m listening to an old Metokur vid of him making fun of MundaneMatt, where Matt tells an obviously-fake story about how he was kicked out of a church because a girl accused him of sxually assaulting her so the pastor and the entire congregation told him to leave and never come back. (The reality seems to be closer to him stalking the girl and drunkenly calling her house at 2am, leading her father to telling the pastor)
It reminds me of the time when he was being interrogated over falsely copyright striking channels and kept saying “I swear to God” over and over and over every time he told a lie. I counted the times a while back, I wanna find that post. There’s a good article there somewhere, right? People, who literally don’t even believe in God, swearing to God when they’re telling lies.
Aren’t you kinda just sick of people blaming church for all of their stupid woes? Like that loser pickup artist the other day saying his life was wasted because “religion” stopped him from having sex as a teenager. And then there’s that absurd “trauma” meme.
Until the day I turned 18, my parents dragged me to Church every Sunday. Yes, it was boring and I hated it.
But how is it that I managed to survive without developing PTSD? Atheists talk about being raised Christian like they’re fucking Vietnam veterans, it’s honestly pathetic. I can’t remember how much I acted like that when I was an atheist, but I’m sure I probably acted like it was suuuuuuch suffering at least once or twice just for the sake of an argument.
MundaneMatt says the he had so much fun being part of that church for 2 years. He says he was “all about” salvaaaaation. And even though 90% of the story is obviously a lie—he probably just enjoyed hanging out with his friends after Mass—does it make sense to suddenly abandon your religion because uh, what, you got kicked out of a church over what you claim to be a lie? You know, idiots are constantly claiming that religion is merely a placebo and it’s all just “emotional”, and then the reasons people have for renouncing their religion are the dumbest shit you can possibly imagine. (looking at you, Sean Hannity)
Oh, I’m sorry, actually Sean Hannity’s been an apostate for *years* apparently. Perp?
He calls himself a “Christian” now, but he’s not operating under any real ecclesial structure, sacramental life, or accountability to the Church’s doctrinal or moral teaching.
Instead he cherry‑picks Old Testament war narratives and vague “faith‑based” rhetoric to tailor‑fit Trump’s Iran war agenda, turning Scripture into a polemical weapon rather than a framework for conscience or limits on violence.
He positions himself as more “biblical” than the Pope, but only by selectively elevating certain war‑texts and ignoring the broader biblical arc of peacemaking, mercy, and the specific warnings against pride, bloodshed, and false prophets.
So calling him a dishonest ex‑Catholic using a faith he doesn’t actually practice as a cudgel at the Pope isn’t really stretching it; he’s availing himself of the symbols of faith while sidestepping the obligations and the current teaching authority.
I don’t pay a lot of attention to Sean Hannity, but that all makes sense. It’s extremely common for former-Christians (Hannity is not a Christian) to continue using the Christianity they barely-ever-practiced to add weight to their opinions for the rest of their lives.
Anyway… was there something else I wa—oh and uh.. Wil Wheaton stopped believing in God because some priest told him dogs don’t go to Heaven. Boo fucking hoo, pussy.
what is certainly real is *irreligious trauma*. Look at this fucking guy. "My trauma, my trauma, my trauma." The Church didn't turn him into this. So what did?
Ask you’re such a good writer.
Kk idiot, kinda going all over the place. Let’s just… end the post.
I have a problem with Merriam-Webster using fake definitions on their website. That’s for another day.
Pls keep praying for me, just in case.
I’m
praying for you too, oomf
Remember
Remember the March of Fujimasa
The Uma musume and trot.
I
can think of no reason, that Umamusume
Should ever be forgot.
Wish me luck -_-
“When I go to Rome, I fast on Saturday, but in Milan I do not. Do you also follow the custom of whatever church you attend, if you do not want to give or receive scandal.”
–St. Ambrose of Milan
