InPieces.RIP
2026-04-30

Advanced darkness

Hey, I hope you’re feeling well.

I’m… good. I’m okay. I’m not bad.

Last night at 3am, I got a notification on my phone from my doorbell cam. When I opened the video, it was a giant huntsman spider sitting on the camera. There it sat for a few seconds. And then it leapt off.

It was like a joke. My entire life is like a joke.

[useless complaining]

There’s a pest control guy coming tomorrow. He has the same name as me, do you think that’s a good sign? Maybe he’ll feel an affinity for me and spray harder and more.

… I hate them so much.

I’ve been here for years now, once in a WHILE I’d see one kinda big. Now they’ve doubled in size and I see them every week.

Try to understand. I grew up seeing spiders no bigger than a coin, that maybe might scurry quickly, and rarely even came into my house. I’d even catch and release them—even the wolf spiders. Now I’ve got these fucking monstrosities, which with their legs spread, are larger than my hand—they’re a UNIQUE spider that are able to turn their stupid hideous legs SIDEWAYS like a crab so they can SQUEEZE UNDER A SPACE THE WIDTH OF A CREDIT CARD, and they sprint so fast it’s unreal. I’m going insane.

I was looking at stuff to deal with these stupid things, and there’s some capture-stick, with like a box at the end of it. So you box ‘em, then you slide it closed, so you can release them. Kinda neat. You know what though? These ugly fucking idiots are so big that if I tried doing that, I’d cut their legs off: the box is literally not big enough. Not that I really care about not killing them, they deserve to die for what they’re doing to me.

A wise man named Paxton Fettel once said “They all deserve to die.”

There’s also some kind of… fossilized algae or something that you can buy, which cuts them if they try to walk through it—like walking through broken glass. The only problem with that is they’re never on the ground anyway, they’re on the walls.

...

I’m tired, bro. I miss my girlfriend. Rather, I miss any girlfriend I’ve ever had. “Because of spiders?” Yes, from being besieged by foot-long spiders, to the terrible illnesses and injuries we’re all likely to suffer one day, life is easier with somebody by your side, whether they’re calming you down or you’re being brave for them. Never take your loved ones for granted.

Anyway…

These huntsmen, man. This is advanced darkness. I’ve never hated spiders like I hate these.

topics I’ll never remember.

I have a bunch of stuff that I want to cover. Some serious, some really dumb, but as you know, I forget them, constantly.

So what if I just wrote them down here and leave them here until I finally get around to each one? That’d work, right?Zzzzzzzzzzzzz…

lemme try to cover some of these...

>single, childless women being enraged that men want to be fathers, or when men have any kind of sexuality whatsoever-- female MGTOWs, very nasty

>Y*uTubers making a big deal out of The Quartering not producing his own coffee, as if that was ever even a question
this reminds me of people being dramatic about Boogie’s memecoin and acting like he “scammed his fans”, as if anyone buying memecoins actually believes they’re worthwhile investments. The 1% of people who do probably should be scammed to learn a valuable lesson. That really is one of the issues I have with it. The complete midwits who were drama-farming Boogie over it—like Mutahar The Engineer—are like, pretending to be privy to the intentions of the people who bought the coin. There’s been this idea for years now that the tech illiterate have: that memecoins and NFTs are “scams”. A scam is not receiving what you pay for. If I buy a Sam Hyde or a Stone Toss NFT for fun, just because I like them and want a digital trading card, I’m getting what I pay for. If they were to suggest that I’d with certainty be able to resell it at a higher value, then that starts becoming a scam. No-one ever does that, and no-one except maybe third-worlders ever think they’re investing money when they buy some Monkey Boat NFT. It’s a shame that many [people] think that NFTs are “just jpegs that you can right-click and save xD “ because the technology behind them is really cool, and could be great for like, idk open-source multiplayer card games or something like that. It’s just COOL. I don’t even own any NFTs lol and obviously the Whatever-Yacht club owners are mostly retards, but the uhhh… idk what you’d call it… this kinda thoughtless hatred of technology is kinda unimpressive. Like, Mutahar, even if he hadn’t been exposed as lying about being an engineer for 10 years (which based on clips of him, anyone who watched him regularly should have been able to figure out almost immediately imo)—people like Mutahar being sooooooo confidently opposed to NFTs is just obnoxious to me. As an engineer. He probably hated cryptocurrency and called it a scam too until it started becoming popular. I’m not an early-adopter of tech AT ALL, but I uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… idk. Who cares.

“Hey idiot, you never ended up talking about the coffee”. IT’S YOUTUBER MERCH LMAO WHY OH WHY SHOULD LITERALLY ANYONE ON THE PLANET CARE WHATSOEVER. “BUT- BUT HE ASSURED US HE PICKED THE BEANS HIMSELF—” AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA I DONT CARE! WAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!

Do you realize we’re at war right now? It’s hard enough caring about that. Idk if you remember, but a school full of little girls was blown up.

“The Quartering flagged Kino Casino!” Okay. Andy Warski forced his girlfriend to murder his unborn child and then he yelled at her for crying while he was trying to play video games on stream. There’s some more advanced darkness for you. I hope he flags their channel again.

>filming your political argument with your own mother so you can complain about her on social media
lemme just get rid of this already. Some leftist was in the car with his mom and he filmed her saying she agrees with “some” of what Nick Fuentes says, and he called her like, disgusting or something. And then uploaded it onto social media. Owning my chud mom epic style for updoots. Advanced darkness.

I think I’d rather get hit by a car than try to embarrass my own mother for the Internet, I don’t rly understand this brain. I don’t want to just say it’s Zoomers, but when I was a leftist when I was younger, I wasn’t like that. I was still loyal to my parents even though I hated all of their politics and religion. I really don’t think I ever even complained about them, and I DEFINITELY never FILMED them, that’s just evil. Sometimes you see posts from people you don’t know, ordering you to get into arguments with your racist uncle at Thanksgiving. Can you believe that? First of all, my uncle isn’t racist. Second, I’d sooner kill myself than take orders from some retard on the internet to attack my own family. The entitlement that mutants feel to make posts like that is compl—whatever lmao what is there to say about it that hasn’t been said?Zzzzzzzzzzzz waste of time.

>why i like Clav

>revisiting MundaneMatt swearing to God a dozen times in an hour; each time literally being a lie

>why I love A.I. and why everyone should

>Karl Jobst being dominated by Billy “King of Kong” Mitchell 🦍

Woooooooow, we knocked off TWO today, not bad. It’ll all be over before we know it.

readan?

Green Rabbit from S’Rian

First story in Storeys from the Old Hotel. Not much to it; some navy people recruit some rowers, some OARSMEN, they uhhhhh go to an island to report in/get new orders. A JADE RABBIT has been stolen from a wealthy jeweler, our protag, the Cap, uhhhhh… goes after the thieves. They’re in a MUCH larger ship though, so it’s almost a suicide mission. His female first mate wants to know what their mission is exactly in case he dies, even offering him secs if he’ll tell her. But he’s SWORN TO SECRECY.

Anyway... because their ship is smoler and faster, they manage to board them, aaaaaand…

Cap finds the jade rabbit. But a woman is there, who’s SO beautiful, she makes all the women he’s ever seen before “look like men. No, beasts.” And she wants him to be her KING 😳

but, Cap’s betrayed by one of the new oarsmen, who are uh, foreigners from a ded country—he takes the rabbit because it can like… revitalize his nation somehow. But then the woman stabs him before he can run off with the rabbit lol.

Cap pistol-whips her, revealing her to be an old man. Magicians are such sick fucks. (He’s probably the one who stole it, the jeweler’s security was rly good)

The rabbit falls into the ocean, and it hops away back to the island they came from, summoning massive amounts of marine life with it. Which will be great for the poor fishermen of the island. Some of his uhhh… crew had family there—it’s a thing, nevermind.

Uhhhhhhh… it ends with him going back to his ship, thinking about what a colossal W he’s taken by capturing the massive ship, all the money he can make from it. Then he turns around and his wounded, sexy first mate is resting in his bed like “hay. I was rly brave 🐱”

It’s always nice when Gene lets his protag get the girl in the end.

It was a fun story. A lot of BOAT talk, Gene Wolfe really loves BOATS.

Idk the next story, I didn’t look yet.

playan?

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… Cave Story. I think I’m close to the end of the game. I need to… find uh… something. Anyway, I saved the girl. Thank GOD I was able to reload to save the professor. It’s such bullshit lol you watch this old man fall down a hole, and IF YOU CHECK ON HIM, HE DIES. But if you literally ignore him, he’ll recover and meet up with you later 😭

Very quality game. Few heart-breaking moments. I ALMOST had my heart broken because I didn’t save the girl the first time. It’s even more convoluted to save her; you have to go with her to fight a boss, NOT talk to her when you get to the boss room, instead go ahead of her, find a freakin item THEN go back to talk to her, THEN you’re able to save her later. It’s SAD. If you don’t do it, she dies saving your life.

Aaaaaaaaanyway… idk man, im tired. Im a little stressed out. That’s all.

Ill ttyl. Im kinda hungry.