InPieces.RIP
2026-05-02

You want some of this?!?

Sue is a good person.
I won’t betray Sue!

Hey, I hope you’re feeling well.

I’m not, gimme a sec…

Oh thank God, that’s so much better.

My shoulder was starting to aggravate me.

I’ve already told you this, but really, a TENS unit. Life-changing pain relief. “Pain” I say, but you know the feeling I mean—the *annoyance* you feel from a knot in your shoulder from being a computer goblin.

Did you get one? Why don’t you ever listen to me? It’s a LIFE HACK, bro. They’re under $50.

You’d better either a) have a girl to massage you or b) never get knots in your back

There is ZERO REASON to not have one otherwise!

anything worth complaining about?

no. ...well, did you see those … lawyers … … lawyers… … from, whatever DOJ leak who were gleefully emailing each other about wanting to prosecute nuns? “Especially ones that still wear habits”?

I ’ll give you a special assignment 😂

just look at these fucking freaks lmfao this is CREEPY.

“Gaston and Cooney”

Gaston from Beauty and Beast is better looking than this poor bitch. And I don’t need to tell you he’s a homosexual, I know that you have eyes since you’re reading this. I think he has a beard-wife, but I mean, look at him. I completely empathize though, if I had to work with that rat-faced cunt, I’d probably become a faggot, too. Even though he’s obviously a bottom.

It’s enough to drive a person insane. If that … lawyer … had said something like that in front of me, he’d never be able to give such a big faggot toothy grin again.

And that DISGUUUUUSTING woman, too. “hahahahahahaha” 😭 look AT HER FAAAAAACE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If she was threatening nuns, NUNS, in front of me—making me fear for their lives—I’d give her the Severian treatment. You know that chapter when he went back in time to the old Torturer’s Guild—when women were still allowed to be torturers, before the Autarch realized they were too sadistic—and that woman… Madame Prefect, was sooo smugly arresting him because she thought she was going to have fun with him? Lemme… lol…

“You’re called a holy man,” she said. “I see you’re wholly deranged.” As she spoke, she held out her hands so I could see she was not armed, and gave me a twisted smile that would have been enough warning if the officer had not warned me already. It was plain the ragged boy had no weapon and posed no threat; she, I imagined, had a pistol or something worse under her rich uniform.

Most do not know it, but it is difficult to learn to strike another human being with all one’s force; some ancient instinct makes even the most brutal soften the blow. Among the torturers I had been taught not to do so. I struck her, the heel of my hand against her chin, as hard as I have ever struck anyone in my life, and she crumpled like a doll.

Don’t you love that SO much? He’s literally right. It’s hard for people to actually attacc with all our strength, even in a self-defense situation, we don’t *want* to severely hurt whoever or whatever’s attacking us. You really have to take a second, pretend that evolutionists are correct, and make yourself chimp out.

That’s actually the *second* person in the story that Severian’s killed with a palm-strike to the face. Severian is really just Bas Rutten. And both are Catholic 😏

God I love MMA… what were we talking about? Oh, those two sick evil … lawyers … who wanted to prosecute nuns?

Hold on, I have to put some music on to drown out the noise from my computer. That’s really not helping my mood.

Let’s just move on… I hate this gay retarded society. I can’t wait until America has none of these people left.

“I want to prosecute all nuns who wear habits xD”

There’s levels to smug faggot evil that are just beyond human comprehension. I’m sorry that I’m even telling you about it if you hadn’t seen it, I put myself into a bad mood. It’s just so unproductive. “Get a load of these two [what they are] who want to hunt nuns.” Yeah, it’s America 2026, we’re still not fully out of that phase yet. There’s literally male homosexual freaks who dress as nuns and force people at baseball games to watch their graceless idiotic performance.

It might not be within our lifetime—but people(“people”) like this won’t be in the country some day, maybe not even on the planet. And nuns will still be wearing habits.

I’m goingg insane

I know this sounds like a bit of a 2016 recommendation, but I,Hypocrite is actually a pretty good streamer, did you know that? I didn’t know he streams, I thought he was just a twitter account lol. Go look through some of his vids! They’re good. I’ll have to add him to muh recommendations later…

I’m serious. Did you check him out a little? Just sub for later, he’s a cool guy.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh… that’s all I have to say. He had a pretty good take on—oh, did you see that RED VS BLUE BUTTON QUESTION?

…maybe next time we’ll talk about it. And why I’m going to press blue. Basically same reason as him, if you want to find his—okay, I’ll just find it… enjoy if you need something chill to listen to.

I really don’t think I’m going to have anything to add, so unless you want to wait for me, just listen to him. I guess I’ll have SOME stuff to add, but he covers most of it. I think I’ll even address some of the arguments for red from people that I actually respect(other Christians, not just epagans) and MAYBE I’LL CHANGE MY MIND??? We’ll see.

THE LIST

“one day” I’ll get to all of these. But it’s like bailing water from a sinking boat. The boat is my sanity.

>single, childless women being enraged that men want to be fathers, or when men have any kind of sexuality whatsoever-- female MGTOWs, very nasty; from vidya/anime, just to life in general, #NotAllFemcels.

>why i like Clav [basically just identical take to Nick lol, can I avoid having to write this by sharing a vid???]

>revisiting MundaneMatt swearing to God a dozen times in an hour; each time literally being a lie—worthy of its own article, def need to get to that

>why I love A.I. and why everyone should

>Karl Jobst being dominated by Billy “King of Kong” Mitchell 🦍 I don’t dislike Karl, but this was one of the most delicious Ls of all time and it’s only getting worse(better)

there’s more stuff on my phone, but I hate that and don’t want to add anything more rn

I’ll never run out of pointless slop to write about. What a tragedy.

There’s also… okay, at some point we have to talk about this…

Today’s not the day, but we have to talk about this behavior. Tomorrow maybe.

readan?

Beech Hill

A guy’s going to … … some kind of cosplay convention… As a secret agent. He goes there every year. It’s like a… gathering of frauds or something lol. (inspired by a sci-fi writer convention Wolfe attended)

...but he maybe actually is a secret agent? The ending is him throwing a gun away and telling some girl that it was a toy if she’s questioned. I probably missed something. Or maybe I didn’t. I’m just—it’s been a rough few days.

Sightings at Twin Mounds

Narrator’s a guy looking for “contactees”, who’ve encountered ...aliens?

And as he’s doing some research about some local burial mounds, he learns the legend of…………. Some chief’s daughter who escapes an attack from an enemy tribe.

...ssssssssshe’s running away from them and she encounters a Wendigo. She begs it to protecc her, and it kills a ton of them before they finally kill both it and the girl.

They’re buried in the “Twin Mounds”. Bro thinks the name just came from the mounds looking like breasts. Vintage Wolfe.

Uhhhhh… he finds a guy who was kinda-maybe abducted or something. One night while camping in the area of these mounds, his frens lost contact with him, they saw some flashing lights in the sky, he remembers getting lost in the woods even though he’s known the woods since he was a kid,

it’s rly dark and he gets bumped into by a girl who doesn’t speak English, gee I wonder who that could be

they’re both attacked by what he thinks are invisible people. ...ghosts?

...anyway, the police find him later alive.

Our narrator wants to interview him, so he goes to his house. He sees a silhouette of what seems to be a couple embracing, and decides to go get a cup of coffee and call to make sure it’s convenient for him to come over.

No answer. He goes back to the house, knocks, waits around, goes through the open door and sees blood everywhere. Contactee’s body is never found.

Later on, the mounds are being excavated (because archeologists are grave-robbers) but they detect some kind of “modern materials” and immediately stop digging.

The end. What do you think?

I dunnooooooo man, maybe he got buried in the mounds. They never found his body, maybe the modern materials were like, his clothes or something? What killed him? The ghosts of the raiders? How do aliens fit into this? Maybe the Wendigo was an alien? No, no, that’s… well anyway, SURELY that girl was the ghost of the girl, right? I’ve got some vague notion that when he was fighting the invisible enemies and trying to protect her, that in another reality the guy *was* the Wendigo, but I’ve got nothing to support that really. On the other hand, with the amount of blood the narrator found, maybe it was the Wendigo that killed him and ate him, because it was ENRAGED that the guy was cucking it. I’m kidding, but. Maybe it still was the Wendigo. Oh, I forgot… there’s “Men in Black” mentioned at the end who might fit into this and the idea that it was *them* who the guy was fighting in the woods, which m—bruh idk. Love it.

fun little story.

Continuing Westward

More like “continuing next time”. It’s a funny one but I’m tired.

playan?

I already told you bro.

Idk what I’ll start next.

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Bro, I REALLY like Resident Evil Revelations. Did I ever tell you that? I never actually beat it though lmao. I got pretty far, though. That FIRST LEVEL with Jill though, bro? Jill in her wetsuit? 😭

It’s just a FUN GAME though, it’s not OVERLY ACTIONY like RE5(even though I love RE5) But it’s not quite as uh… you’re not quite as weak as your are in the older games. It’s a good mix of scary and fun.

Tbh speaking of “the older games”, I’ve never actually played much of them. Did I ever tell you THAT?

“Fake gamer boi!”

Yeah, yeah, whatever. So maybe I’ll correct that. I like that there’s a RE1 remake on GameCube… ...but on the other hand, I really like Rebecca…

I like her more than Jill, sue me. Pretend you’re a … lawyer … and I’m a nun, and SUE ME. (Sue is a good person!)

Fine, fine. I’ll… I’ll do 1 first. I think Jill’s still cute in it, right?

AWOOOOOOGA, ok, ok!

But no. I still… have to finish… Klonoa.

And idk if I’ll do Curly Brace’s mode in Cave Story, but I want to at least get her panties to unlock it. We’re going on a panty raid.

“I want to at least get her panties” What a thing to say lmao

...I think I still have one of my ex’s somewhere. Idk where. She kept them in my underwear drawer, so I left them there. I don’t think they’re there anymore though. I remember always seeing them for a while. And now I don’t see them.

Would I really have gotten rid of them? That doesn’t sound like me. A later gf def would have wanted me to, but I don’t think she ever knew I still had them.

They were green lace. My favorite color in the world. Idk if I ever told you, green is my –i love green so much.

I used to not know what my favorite color was. Remember as kids we basically just believed in red vs blue? Like they were the only two colors in the world. I could never quite decide. Red was too aggressive and unpleasant-looking, but blue was too… too… gay lol. It was the GIRL color. I probably liked it more, but still not enough to say I truly LIKE-LIKED it.

One day I realized the truth. Green. Green is the truth.

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video games?

Maybe I’ll started Resident Evil 1 later on GC, idk. That sound is going to drive me up a wall if I don’t have music playing. I really don’t want to freaking pull my computer out to check the power supply. I opened the side to check everything else—all the fans and cables seem good, fans are spinning normally, sound persists when I stop them, they’re not the culprit. Nothing’s touching/vibrating against the case… the PSU’s only a few years old, s--… I have to make sure it has uh… short-circuit protection, right? In case it’s failing. But maybe it’s a cable… idk for sure but it does seem like the sound stops/gets better if I lean the computer a bit on the side.

The noise could also just be normal and I’m being a hypersensitive pussy with weak autistic ears.

I’m definitely becoming more sensitive to sound.

I had a good life.

I wish I had the can-do spirit of Wizard when it comes to tech lol. I still haven’t even looked at my PS3. Something kinda nice is that… I read that there’s a first heat sink that’s way easier to get to than the one you have to dig in for, and it often resolves it, but—if that’s not it, then you have to get in there for the other one. Get up in her guts.

...on the other hand, refurbed PS3s are only like $100…

…

God I’m such a loser. A wasteful idiot. And I’m going to pay the price for it one day.

Forget it. I’ll open up the PS3 before I even think about getting another.

Memes and stuff to reward your suffering

Sorry for yesterday. Lemme see… what have I stolen from X… oh man, I’m too lazy to post the vid, but I hope you saw Nick throwing that goblin from his porch <3