InPieces.RIP
2026-05-04

Something’s fishy about this...

Hey I hope you’re feeling well.

Is this font size okay? Pls lemme know. It’s the TABLE CONTENTS style now and I’m too lazy to change it if it’s fine.

You ever play Fellowship of the Ring for PS2?

1- easily one of the best adventure games of the time. And a better game than the two action games from EA that came after it.

but 2-

the most powerful weapon in the game is a fish.

How about that?

In one of the last levels as Aragorn, you can… what was it… I think you go to the right of a certain rock, you shoot some arrows at it, and Gollum throws a fish at you.

A SWORDfish. Heh.

...I don’t think it’s really a swordfish. Or if it is, it’s been stripped of its… pointed bill.

How about that? The reason I’m telling you this, is because I saw this picture of a girl holding a fish and I’m using it. The End.

Hey, I hope you’re feeling well.

I’m okay I think.

I dusted my PC this morning. You know what my reward was? The same clicking sound that was driving me insane starting up again.

I don’t really know for sure why the fan does that, but when I wipe its track a bit with my finger, it… stops.

It’s so annoying, and my hearing is so sensitive that I think I still faintly hear it, but I’m not certain.

...anyway, it’s at least not as bad as it was.

update: I was hearing it again, and started going insane. I think I’ve made it stop again, but if it starts up again, then idk what I’m going to do. I know it’s going to be something drastic and irrational.

of course it’s a front fan, too. God forbid it be a nice, easy-to-replace rear one. No, it’s one of the ones you can’t just *remove* without getting to it first.

THE LIST

“one day” I’ll get to all of these. But it’s like bailing water from a sinking boat. The boat is my sanity.

I’m just going to rush through them all briefly because I’m tired of them being here:

>single, childless women being enraged that men want to be fathers, or when men have any kind of sexuality whatsoever-- female MGTOWs, very nasty; from vidya/anime, just to life in general, #NotAllFemcels.

What even is there to say about this? Feminist women are literally as or more nasty than any male incel short of Elliot Rodger during the Day of Retribution.

I’m sorry, I have to go off the original topic to something more general.

SALON, of all irrelevant internet rags, did some video about “the cause of male loneliness” that I,Hypocrite was covering, and I couldn’t watch it. If I let myself listen to a single second of it, I’d probably have a seizure.

literally imagine this retarded hag telling YOU why you’re lonely.

If you’re a woman and don’t understand; listening to this woman about men is the female equivalent of getting dating advice from the sleaziest pickup artist imaginable.

Calling that ⬆️ a woman really upsets me because she(“she”) and her terminally-online sisters are so unlike the woman who will cure your male loneliness. It’s the same way that Orcs are Elves that’ve been twisted by Sauron(or Morgoth, relax)

At one point in this woman’s life, she was a nice girl. Now she’s not female in any meaningful way. You could say she’s effectively a man, but the problem with that is she can’t even be used for manual labor. She is a sub-humalmao I’m sorry, I’m not really in such a bad mood to be talking like this.

Anyway...

From what I’ve seen, many incels are extremely self-aware of their own shortcomings even to the point where they’re even TOO hard on themselves. The ancient “nice guy” meme isn’t… real. You don’t really see it anymore, and when you DID see it, what exactly was it? The same completely unwarranted ego and sense of entitlement that you see in many(#NotAll) women.

It’s really very few who follow Saint Elliot’s path and self-identify as extremely high-value. They’re not really under any illusions about themselves, unlike the “Swipe left if you’re under 6’0” girl who you wouldn’t even want to take to McDonald’s.

Man oh man, look at that fucking face. An entire generation of women were trained to be like this. So unappealing that you’d think it’s a psy-op to turn men homosexual. If it makes you feel any better, after about a decade of being given way too much respect, their voices are starting to be drowned out more and more. You know ½ of those 33k views are hate-views, meanwhile Random Guy You’ve Never Heard Of gets half a million and Shoe gets 5 million. You know immediately just from the thumbnails that their takes aren’t just better thought out, they’re also kinder and more empathetic.

But no.

Male loneliness? How can I make this about me?

Men are under the impression that something isn’t their fault? I feel I am being raped at this very moment.

Even the man in her thumbnail is sinister-looking. Every man who’s single is a shady, hoodie-wearing murderer. Or worse, a gamer wearing a headset. And all women are perfect, desirable goddesses. ESPECIALLY slop-creators for Salon dot com. Every little boy dreams one day of marrying an ugly feminist bitch that he can’t even lift and carry.

It’s too bad those boys go astray and become woman-hating incels for literally no reason.

You know what one of the real biggest problems in society is?

Anyone ever thinking that it’s okay to post pictures of themselves looking like this.

Okay? There’s a word for this: Gross.

It’s 2026. Too many males are objectively prettier than this for this to be tolerable. Not to mention the ELITE girls on neocities dot org, who are the best, brightest, and best-looking humanity has to offer. Or at least the ones following me are.

This… this CREATURE? She saw this picture of herself and said “Yup, that’s the one! THAT’S the thumbnail!” That sort of delusion alone is disqualifying for almost ANY opinion about any topic, but CERTAINLY for talking about the relationships between the sexes. She’s not equipped for this discussion, because she has zero self-awareness.

And that title is just so insane isn’t it? “The real reason for male loneliness will surprise you” as if anyone on planet Earth would ever in their entire lives be SURPRISED by anything coming from Salon dot com.

I don’t know much about “REAL” self-identifying femcels in general, who are probably less insufferable and closer to male incels, I just really like using the word because I saw that that feminists on reddit were enraged by it.

Anyway WHAT IS the REAL reason for male loneliness? It might surprise you, but it’s a complicated issue. General purposelessness, social media jealousy, porn sapping their(our) drives to meet women IRL, uhhhh, at least one guy I know is literally just *scared* of girls posting his messages to make fun of him.

There’s a lot of issues that Zoomers have to deal with today that previous generations didn’t. And let’s be honest, too many women are just fucking gross. You and I can both admit that. The girls on Neocities dot org might be really pleasant and hot, but OUT THERE? How can any man possibly be expected to desire and pursue a woman who literally weighs more than him and has an abrasive personality? Have YOU ever tried it?

If you hover over the video(again, I can’t watch it, I’ll die, literally) you’ll see her talking about how women shouldn’t lower their standards. Which is just soooooooooooooooo good, man. Don’t you just love that? Men will HAPPILY be with a female NEET if she’s cute and nice, and this MONSTROSITY is talking about women needing to maintain their standards in the big 2026.

Really, what kind of man do you think this retard believes she deserves? LMAO.

It’s just so hideous. You know, men and women were literally made for each other. And goblinas like this, spewing this TOXIC, TERRIBLE advice, are literally ruining the lives of… everyone lmao. The entire planet.

...What were we talking about?

Oh… who cares lmao bro just make her laugh.

man, that was a huge waste of time, I’m sorry. We didn’t even get to the real topic, did we?aaaaahahahahahaahaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

>why i like Clav [basically just identical take to Nick lol, can I avoid having to write this by sharing a vid???]

>revisiting MundaneMatt swearing to God a dozen times in an hour; each time literally being a lie—worthy of its own article, def need to get to that

>why I love A.I. and why everyone should

>Karl Jobst being dominated by Billy “King of Kong” Mitchell 🦍 I don’t dislike Karl, but this was one of the most delicious Ls of all time and it’s only getting worse(better)

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I’ll REALLY, REALLY never run out of pointless slop to write about. What a tragedy.

The time will come when I finally complain about Loomer, don’t worry.

readan?

Continuing Westward

I promise I’ll get to it.

playan?

I played nothing today.

Last night, I DID also get Curly Brace’s panties in the older version of Cave Story. They don’t do anything at all.

Memes and stuff to reward your suffering

That’s about all.

Pls keep praying for me, just in case.
I’m praying for you too, oomf

Remember Remember the March of Fujimasa
The Uma musume and trot.
I can think of no reason, that Umamusume
Should ever be forgot.

end me.

I’m trying. I’m in a bad mood rn thoughlolAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The Wisdom of the Saints: Life

“The best way to prepare for death is to spend every day of life as though it were the last.”

St. Philip Neri

Ttyl, pls have a good day.Godblesfrien