Z zzzzzzzz… am I hungry… actually no, I’m not hungry at all. Thirsty? Probably. I’ll get some water. I’ll brb.

…

… I think I’m okay. Let’s make it a nice, short blog.

Hey, I hope you’re feeling well.

Anything new with you? Any uh… good stuff happening? I hope so. I’m about the same as always. No extra complaints.

I was walking my dog a few hours ago, and she sensed something up ahead and abruptly turned around.

So I didn’t walk as much as I wanted to 😪

I wonder what it was. Maybe a PANTHER?

Sometimes I think about how badly I’d destroy anything that attacked my dog. It’d be gruesome, the things I would do. I would bathe in something’s blood to protect my dog.

Remember that ridiculous story about the man abandoning his friend to be eaten by a mountain lion? Then compare that to the other guy who actually killed one by choking it with his knee.

Talk about duality of man.

It’s of course easy to *talk* about what you’d do if you were attacked by an animal, but idk man, leaving your friend to get eaten by a—if it was a lion-lion or a tiger, okaaay, there’s not a lot you can do against something that’s over 400lb. That’s just a nightmare. But there’s also no good reason why someone would be encountering a lion or a tiger and not have a firearm.

Two adult humans against a 150lb cat? 1-800-Come-On-Now. If you(You) and I were together, and we got attacked by a mountain lion, I have zero doubt in my mind that the two of us could fend it off, ESPECIALLY if we were armed with bicycles like that pair was. It’s either fleeing or it’s getting got. Even if it got the jump on us and bit your arm, I’d be –bro lol I’d be soccer kicking it in the ribs, bashing its [redacted, started getting too graphic here, sry]

When it was over, we’d be eating mountain lion stew and have really cool new tooth necklaces. Maybe we’d have to go to the hospital for your arm first, but whatever.

All of this is to say that I love my dog, and you and I would probably be best friends IRL, and I won’t let anything eat either of you.

readan?

Westwind

“I met a girl and think she likes me.”

“Exciting news,” the ruler said. He smiled.

Bro,--AAAAAAHH I ACCIDENTALLY CHANGED THE STYLE TO “BODY TEXT” AGAIN!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

I’—FORGET IT.

ANYWAY, Westwind is an AMAZING story, I LOVED IT

BUT: HERE’S THE THING

I’m TIRED so I’ll tell you about it next time.

playan?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA someone made a delocalization patch for DQ3 NES

that really makes me happy.

I started playing it the other day,

and just like a few of the other old ones like DQ2 or 4, the localizers replaced the crosses with pentagrams, and basically have the priest(or, “shaman” localized) say “okay, take care! :) ” when you leave instead of anything resembling a blessing.

It’s pretty sickening.

Someone made a DQ4 patch that restored the crosses and some other stuff, but didn’t change any dialogue, because he didn’t know how to. And that was great. Good enough, the dialogue in 4 isn’t *that bad*.

But this is apparently like a full-restoration to how the game would be if it was just properly translated. Don’t you just love that?

I ’d been kiiiiiiinda enjoying it, but it’s really… what’s the word? Idk, it *nags* at you whenever you have to enter a church—excuse me, I don’t even know what the fuck they call them, you enter the shaman’s shack or something, it’s just irritating.

The modern localizers will try to get in as many anti-religious edits as they can, but they’ll still at least let the church be a church. The old localizers just got rid of anything remotely religious. And I think it was even ordered by Nintendo itself IIRC. That turns a lot of serious dialogue into basically the same goofy slop that plagues the modern edits.

Unplayable trash. I actually was thinking about just stopping, since the SNES version is an uncensored fan translation.

But then I saw this <3 I’m excited to try it! The SNES version looks great and everything, but there’s something about these very simple sprites that really gets me.

What else…

I planned on never showing you her, but it really tickled me that when you have to send Otacon your camera roll, he sees the pic and has a unique reaction to it lol. Lemme just cover her… there.

Otacon’s a true patrician. I’d like to see his lewds folder.

But that’s also some more of Kojima’s genius. He knew. He knew you(I) would take a pic of her .

Anyway, once you finish Snake’s short mission, you’re playing as Raiden the Ninja Femboy.

I remember people being really mad that he was the main playable character back then.

You know what makes *me* mad? Not him being the protag, I actually like him a lot—but if he was going to be the star, THEY SHOULD HAVE JUST LET SNAKE HAVE HIS PEACEFUL ENDING WITH MERYL.

Whatever. Uhhh… fun so far, though.

I just met VAMP. I hate Vamp. He scared the shit out of me when I was a kid watching my friend play. I don’t like… lol he’s like a spider. I don’t like fast-moving creepy things. Especially when they might bite you. And even though I’m reminded constantly that no spider would ever bite you, ever(RIP Kyle Rittenhouse), a vampire would definitely bite you.

You first see him butchering a squad of Marines with knives—bad enough, but tolerable But THEN

THEN he’s biting one guy’s neck and drinking his blood.

That’s when I just can’t stand it anymore. That’s just sooooooo… I hate that. I hate… living people(and even animals) being fed on. It’s the same reason I hate zombies, and the same reason I don’t like Attack on Titan. (characters being immediately swallowed whole didn’t bug me, but when they were being *slowly eaten*, it drove me insane. It creeps me out, but it’s also like *obnoxious*, I can’t think of a better word for it, it PISSES ME OFF lol Do you understand how I feel? Like it’s a really serious uh…

Perp, pls help me.

Yeah, I get exactly what you’re circling around—it’s not just “gross,” it’s morally irritating in a very specific way.

Here are some words that get close, depending on the angle:

• Desecration — probably the strongest fit. It carries that sense of violating the dignity or sanctity of a person’s body.

• Dehumanization — emphasizes that the victim is being treated as less than a person.

• Profanation — similar to desecration, but more “defiling something that should be respected.”

• Violation — broad, but it captures that sense of crossing a fundamental boundary.

• Indignity — focuses on the humiliating, degrading aspect.

• Atrocity — if you want something heavier and more moral-judgment oriented.

• Defilement — stresses corruption and disrespect toward the body.

See, Perp understands me 😭 The INDIGNITY of the VIOLATION is what makes me mad. I just don’t like subhumans defiling people. Call me crazy.

And yes, obviously it wouldn’t be so bad if Vamp was a woman instead lmao. I’d let a vampire girl drink my blood right this very second 😪

anyway. Fun game, enjoying it. And I know a lot less about this game than 1, so I don’t mind the 6 million hour cutscenes quite as much.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz I don’t feel like merging these cells...

Memes and stuff to reward your suffering

I actually rly love this meme lol

Dawn of

The Sixth Day

-2040 Hours Remain-

BRO I REALLY AM NOTT GOING TO MAKE IT 90 DAYS, THERE IS LITERALLY NO CHANCE.

I’ll be LUCKY to make it to 10.

That’s about all.

Pls keep praying for me, just in case.
I’m praying for you too, oomf

Remember Remember the March of Fujimasa
The Uma musume and trot.
I can think of no reason, that Umamusume
Should ever be forgot.

The Wisdom of the Saints: Health

“I travel, work, suffer my weak health, meet with a thousand difficulties, but all these are nothing, for this world is so small. To me, space is an imperceptible object, as I am accustomed to dwell in eternity.”

–St. Frances Xavier Cabrini

Ttyl, pls have a good day.Godblesfrien

btw go read all my other stuff, idk why you haven’t yet. InPieces.rip