Iâm gonna white knight for
her you donât have to listen to the entire thing, but AT LEAST look at 1:10. The way he points at the camera as he says âYOU AINâT RIGHT FOR HERâ is sooooooooo good man đ â Leftover smoking girl. Iâm glad that weâve all reached a consensus that girls who smoke are attractive. I hâAAAAAAA!!!! I had this friend who just ârefusedâ to date girls who smoke, like it was a deal-breaker for him. And itâs like⊠look, Iâm not crazy about the smell of smoke. And itâs unhealthy. But come on. âI wouldnât date a girl who smokes.â Are you really in a situation where youâre pushing smoking girls away with a broom? You know, we see this meme a lot where all a guy needs from a girl is to love him and not be obese. But how true is it really? One of my fiâwas she my first,she wasâmy first serious gf was a smoker, we were like 15 or 16. She was great lol. I didnât mind it at all. She never smelled like smoke, sheâd just smoke outside. Thereâs nothing quite as aesthetic as a girl smoking on the porch in the snow. One time she blew smoke into my mouth, that was kinda hot. Actually in hindsight, I think most of the girls Iâve been with have smoked. Cigarettes and WEEeeEeeeed haha dude weeeeed What was I even talking abouâbro, who cares if she smokes? If itâs THAT BIG OF A DEAL for you, like you have a serious religious-level opposition to it(you donât), and sheâs otherwise perfect, maybe sheâll quit or reduce for you or something. You ever think about that? Itâs not like not wanting to having a baby, thatâs *something* that she might be willing to change her mind about for you. Guys are always dooming themselves out of relationships before they even begin. Because weâre scared, sensitive young men. The Fear was so right when he said âThe Feeeeeeeeeear!!â Anyway⊠You know who was ACTUALLY scary? The Fury. He was freaking scaaaary, man! I loved the arena you fight him in, though. Lemme⊠oh, first donât you just love how autistic Snake is. EVA throwing herself onto him over and over and over. He just stiffens up every tâI mean ALL of him, not that, you know, he *freezes* and gets uncomfortable. Itâs soâI get what they were going for, itâs not like heâs SCARED heâs uh⊠he doesnât want to feel feels on the mission. Solid Snake was a lot like this, but I think he was waaaay more flirtatious and ultimately more ready to fall for Meryl. Maybe Naked is just uh⊠a little more in control of his passions. It sets us up for a stronger payoff, kinda like NFing for 50 days and then failing. I hate myself. Iâm trying again starting today. Anyway itâs just funny because it makes Snake seems like a sensitive young man being preyed upon by this typical PEDOPHILE woman. or. Snake really is a sensitive young man. The legendary incel soldier.
she was never really yours. sry, wâoh, the place where you fight The Fury⊠neat, huh? It was pretty scary fighting him here. But it wasnât tooooo hard, I just kept running away like a coward until he lost me, and then sniping him with the tranq rifle and then running away again. Heh. IT WAS SCARY THOUGH!! Him flying around in a freakin jetpack burning everything. I liked it. And I like that I got his camo so next time when I toOoOotally replay the game, Iâll be able to not take fire damage.
His freakin ghost chasing you outside was pretty spooky. He really was furious. Zzzzz what else... I love holding guys up so much lmao I just dooooooooooont get tired of it I DONâT!
Iâm always running around with full ammo for everything. I never use anything. But I still always shake them down just in case, maybe heâll drop another suppressor. Or a ration, so I can eat one of mine to top off my hunger and then take it. I always played MGSV like this too. Itâs just *fun* The actual shooting on the other hand isnât DELIGHTFUL. But it works. I sooooo rarely shot anyone in 5 thoughâI never liked the freakin horn growing out of your head. So if I *did* kill anyone, I made sure to rescue some animals or kids to balance it out. Zzzzzzzzzzz am I almost done yet? I beat all the Cobras, Iâve âoh I met THE SORROW, that was pretty fun. Thankfully I killed almost no-one. I think like⊠however many Ocelot first showed up with, and the Cobras since they just die no matter what. And it STILL took a long time, it felt like 5 minutes. I canât imagine how long itâd tâWAIT A SEC do I get his camo? I touched his body at the end, that means I get it, right? 1 sec⊠⊠Neat, I got it :) I think it muffles your footsteps. Thatâs nice, right? Zzzzzzzzzz so I guess it would have been like, a giant pain in the ass to manage to get all the way to the end to his body if you killed a lot of people. You know, it was a good scene, itâs a great concept and everything, but if that was the last I see of The Sorrow, thatâd be a bummer. OhAAAAAiâm sorry one more thingâwhen youâre being tortured, I LOVED that you could see him holding up a board with the frequency to unlock your cell. That was sooooo good man okay enough. Skip this, itâs pointless/gay/boring.Mersh? Okay, itâs streamer drama that you donât know or care about so Iâll try to make it quick: [ended up writing way, way too much. Mersh got cucked by an ITALIAN STALLIONđ and now heâs depressed. Good for her, she got a Switch out of him and her new bfâs already knocked her up. Suffah, Mersh! The End.] KK, Any memes? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz btw, note to self: âIdleness is the enemy of the soul.â âSt. Benedict
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