Blog song: no blog song today.

I’m tired, Boss.

Pray to God for Your Mother is a good song though, I’m listening to it rn.

Didn’t think I’d have to answer for the lies
I told myself
At least not so soon

Zzzzzzzzzzzz I’m still not getting into DGD. You can’t make me, I literally only like 2 of their songs.

Hey, I hope you’re feeling well.

Me? I’m. Aight. Not stabbed. Hope you’re not either.

Anything new with you?

My MARI Nendoroid came in.

I put her next to Jeanne. Her gun is cute, but I just have her praying. 🙏 I’m really happy with her!

I should actually log in to Blue Archive again for the first time in a million years. You know what, though? Idk, man. Fire Emblem Heroes gives you sooooooo many free pulls. Every time you log in, there’s always *something* going on that lets you get some free recruits. Fate’s kinda the worst, though. I can’t remember the last time I got someone cool.

What am I evenzZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Uhhhhhhh… anything else? Yeah lol I got a Zero Suit Samus amiibo because I’m a male with no self-control, what do you think about that?

Look, I actually played Zero Mission, okay? Did YOU?

So I’m allowed to have a Zero Suit Samus amiibo, I actually played as her in something other than Smash Bros.

She’s next to my Sora amiibo rn. (I ship them). It does make a lot more sense for me to have a Sora one, though. Unlike Metroid, which I only started playing like a year ago, Kingdom Hearts really shaped me as a child into the man I am today. (rly cool, funny, strong, romantic, handsome, intelligent, devastatingly good in bed. High fight-IQ. Crafty. Enjoys the grind. Loves life even when it’s hard. Deep down there’s a light that never goes out.)

I used to have a lot of amiibo. I gave them all away when I moved to Hell(Florida). Or did I sell them?… no, I’m pretty sure I just gave them away. I sold all my games though. Isn’t that something? You spend your entire childhood collecting these disc cases that look gorgeous on a shelf. And one day you just have to get rid of them all. I sold my Wii-U, too. Let me tell you though, friend: Zombi-U was an EXTREMELY good game. And yes, I did beat it without dying.

God I miss Splatoon.

Do you remember when only Micro$oft charged for online multiplayer? Do you remember that? Everything’s just getting worse all the time. On top of everything else, my freakin head hurtsAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahha… I’ll brb, I think I need a nap.

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kk.

I’m tired… I don’t think I’ve gone this long without caffeine(6 days) in over 10 years.

MGSV?

It’s fun. I don’t have Quiet though, and that bothers me. I could have sworn I did the thing to get her to come back -_-

hm… you have to play “Cloaked in Silence” SEVEN TIMES and then it becomes “Reunion”. Exhausting...

Honestly? DD’s kinda better anyway. Quiet’s great for scouting an area before you get there because she can run up ahead. But she’ll miss guys sometimes. DD never misses. He’s such a good boy! But sure, she’s WAY more useful for combat. I’ll grant you that.

Why did I hear you can play as her too in some missions?… and also as Raiden? Lemme see…

Ah, to get the Raiden camo, you need to S-rank all the campaign missions 🫩… I think I’ve got a lot of them, but I’ll pass. And Quiet’s only for FOV missions.

Maybe I’ll get Quiet back. It’s only seven times, right?

Anyway… as I remembered, the game plays soooooooooooooooooooooooo smoothly, man. And the uh… what’s it called… the reaction-time? That extra bit of forgiveness does make it more fun. It’s nice to be able to *not* have an entire base go on alert and instead just easily shoot the guy that spotted you in the fucking head lmfao

There’s a few things I’m not crazy about, though. Dumb little things. I don’t like having to choose between the freakin water pistol and a regular pistol, when the water pistol is SO handy. Wanna destroy the comms equipment in a base? You can quietly squirt it with water. Or you can MAKE NOISE. Or waste your suppressor on it. Sickening. Also, the DEPLOYMENT COSTS of stuff really does kinda suck for some higher-end weapons. Even though if you’re doing missions, you should be making more than you’re spending, it does kinda… make me avoid using nicer equipment. Or even *developing* nicer equipment.

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Anything else? Yeah, I do like that the advanced CQC system. I like that you can ORDER people to the ground. That’s way easier than having to throw them down in MGS3. And disarming them never gets old.

Hey, what’s Peace Walker like? I’ve never played it. I’m gonna watch some gameplay real quick...

O_O mama mia, it looks amazing… I don’t wanna wait for it to come out with IV in August… maybe I’ll play it… idk.

I’m wasting too much of your time, sry. Let’s wrap it up. Memes? ok...

First, pls enjoy this https://inpieces.rip/blog/girls.mp4

Autists do this with all video games, not just MMOs. I’m guilty of this myself: I played Breath of the Wild “perfectly” and blamed the game for me not having more fun. It’s a sickness. One day I still owe it a re-review.

ok.ok.

no more.

Ttyl, pls keep praying for me
I’m praying for you too, oomf
Godblessfrien

btw go read all my other stuff, idk why you haven’t yet. InPieces.rip