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Blogsong? Psh… no. No blogsong.

Okay, how about Sgt. Stoven’s RAP?

Lol. Let me be honest with you. Please?

I didn’t actually like The Great War. Some of it was absolute gold, but a lot of it just wasn’t very funny. Like it was all fun enough to watch, but nothing really made me HOWL. I like to HOWL with laughter. 🐺AWOOOOOO

My favorite part was Sam getting legitimately mad at his friend when he didn't like his finger tutting. THAT was gold.

But uhhhhh… who’s the other guy who’s in the rap with Sam?… I can’t remember. He was like… Deagle Nation or something? Does that ring a bell for you?

You, who follows all of this really closely, I know.

Anyway, that guy helps Sam write some of his stuff, and he’s legitimately hilarious. He wrote a story called… Tiberius Rising. It’s fucking HILARIOUS.

It’s just like, a ridiculous SPEC OPS military story but presented really seriously.

IIRC the first chapter ends with the protag trying to assassinate an unsuspecting terrorist leader from a mile away, and the terrorist just fucking dodges the sniper round 😭 like intentionally too, not lucky. I was crying when I read that the first time.

Anyway, the story’s really good, if you wanna read it, uh… here. I actually loved it so much I manually copied and pasted the entire thing into a file just so I could throw it on an e-reader.

Brings me back to the Peter Chimaera days… God save me.

Hey, I hope you’re feeling well.

Forgot to say that. Pls be doing okay.

What am I doing… Oh, I went through another chapter of Higurashi. What was it… Chapter 5?

Keichi plays a card game with the girls WITH PENALTIES for the losers, and clobbers all of them.

then in the end, he loses one to Rena, who became unstoppable after being told she can take the now neko-Rika home with her if she wins.

And so Keichi had to do ALL of the penalties that everyone else did. Act like a little-brother maid while wearing a girl’s school swimsuit. And then he had to pat the Principal’s balding head. Except the Principal is a legendary martial artist, and just like he beat the tar out of Mion when she had to do it, he also clobbers Keichi, first asking him:

“What does it mean to be a man?”

Well? Do you know the answer? I do. I know you do, too, if you’re one of the few males reading this—because you’re reading this. If you’re one of the few females reading this, you don’t have to know so it doesn’t matter.

I finally bought Code Vein after 6 years.

Idk if it’s really been 6 years, but it’s been at least 4. I’ve had Code Vein on my wishlist for 4 years. It’s $6 rn, so I can’t avoid it anymore. I’m in a vague souls-like mood, I was thinking of replaying Dark Souls.

Btw that reminds me, wasn’t Wizard playing Demon’s Souls? Did he ever finish it?

God I wish I could play Demon’s Souls.

Anyway, Code Vein. I’ll install it rn, 1 sec… LMAO I don’t have enough space 😭

I’ve got too many games on here already. Lemme see what I can get rid of… Ah, the HALO collection’s an easy 80 gigs.

Perfect. If I ever feel like playing Halo 1, I’ll play Halo 1. I will never feel like playing Halo 2. And I’ve had enough Halo 3 in my life, I’m at peace.

Okay, that’s enough, I’ll let you go. What do I have for memes…

I was never big into GOW as a kid. I played… psh… the PSP ones the other year. Oh, and I guess I played GOW 3 lol. They were fun. Uhhhhhh… I’m gonna nitpick the cover art a bit. Forget for 1 second about the character being just fucking ugly. See the dead warrior on her right side? Why is he there? She’s standing on like, the edge of a cliff, and his body is like halfway up as if he was climbing and just dropped dead. It makes absolutely zero sense. It’s artistically retarded. Also it’s a little hard to see because I had to shrink the pic, but her face is just *atrocious*, it’s the ugliest, bitchiest face I’ve seen in my life. It’s just a *hideous* expression. And it’s the COVER art? I guess I have to give them credit for at least being honest about how the game’s going to look.

I’m not even going to ask about the stupid cube. Okay, it’s a power she has? Why is she activating it right now when she’s just standing there? What if the cover of Breath of the Wild had Link just resting his hand on a fucking Cryonis block for no reason? Forget it, it doesn’t matter.

tbf, it REALLY wasn’t her fault.

no more.

Ttyl, pls keep praying for me
I’m praying for you too, oomf
Godblessfrien

btw go read all my other stuff, idk why you haven’t yet. InPieces.rip