The Daily Asker
God help me. I'm writing this on a Google Doc because I think it's going to be way easier than what I've been doing for many months, or a year. It's DEFINITELY going to be easier, right? I can just embed this on my sitelmao. OR, what if I exported this as HTML, would it look OK? It doesn't even matter, it's going to be easier either way. Why did it take me this long to even think of this? Am I just blinded by my hatred of Google? I don't even hate Google, do I? I hate seeing gay little doodles on its logo for fake secular holidays, but I don't uh… everything else works pretty well, right? [edit: formatting in Google Docs is somehow worse than a normal word processor, and the single saving grace is that at least I'm editing online so my suffering is convenient]. The bottom line is this: SOMETHING has to change, because I've been totally unable to write consistently lately and it's pathetic.
Let me just start the blog…
Hey friend, I hope you're well today.
I'm not, I'm in some kind of
I've just been in one for days or weeks.
It's uh, weird. Just a very *foul* mood, very pissy, not having any fun lmao.
You know what's helped? I rediscovered some nice, relaxing Ethan Van Sciver streams. It's much more wholesome than, say, MMAGuru streams, where as clever and hilarious as he is(also he started reading the Bible?! based!), half his fans are retarded filthy normies--sorry to use that word but there's really no better description--and they're also miserably unfunny.(not all or even the majority, but the ones in chat definitely) And the streams are him reading everything that they're saying.
Just for one example, the guy doesn't feel like going to a barber and just lets his hair grow until it gets too long and he cuts it himself(same tbh), so whenever he takes his beanie off there are *literal* hundreds of "bruh go get a fade wtf"
There is a kind of male who will actually *watch* a stream instead of just listening to it. That male is bad enough. But then, there is another male entirely that will get upset at another man's hair and type messages in that chat imploring him to get it styled in a way that he the viewer desires.
This male would not be gayer if he got fucked in his ass every night of his life, because he is already at the human limit of gay. Men parading down the street naked with dildos sticking out of them are less gay and less annoying than "straight" men complaining about your hair.
And why should I have to listen to that? It's not fair. WHY should I have to listen to parasocial faggots' messages of "DUDE UR HAIR, PLEASE GET A FADE" over and over and over and over and over and over and over THAT'S NOT GOOD BACKGROUND NOISE AT ALL
Okay? And what else? How about messages from guys letting you know that they're smoking weed, or they just had sex with a "milf"? Fucking imagine. They're just *trash*, and it really makes the streams of a pretty cool guy pretty much unlistenable lol
What does this have to do with my mood? I guess I'm just still in that same "I hate humanity" mood that I was in from the Pope-disrespecters. Like *so much* of what people have to say makes me SICK.
BUT HEY, I'-- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm allowing myself to be in a good mood now again, because I can just relax with some nice comfy EVS streams-- and I was just in time to see YellowFlash's stupid "Power Rangers vs Nazis!!!" comic fail.
It's just much moreeee comfy. Ethan's just a conservative boomer Mormon comic artist talking about comics and making fun of shitty books, so I never have to worry about *him* offending me, and his audience is old enough to not want to send him messages like "Dude I just got a new bong time to let 'er rip!"
So there, this is how I'll cope with the world. Speaking of coping…
Boy it sure was easy to paste this screenshot I took of Ys II, instead of having to manually upload and type out the link. (On the other hand, getting images where you actually want them is for some reason easier in html)
You know what it–nevermind. Uh… lemme move on, sry.
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. i love this book, it's freaking great.
I don't even really want to continue telling you about it, I'd rather you(You) just read it and I don't want to spoil too much.
I'm going to keep doing it anyway though because I wanna talk about it, but maybe I'll . give less details or something idk... I'll obscure stuff and be vague lol
Uhhhh-- guy's been OFFICIALLY knighted by the-- I called her a Dryad, which she is, it's synonymous here, but she's an Elf too. An Aelf. An Aelf queen. And even though he's just a dumb weak man and she statutory(fake) raped him with her horrifying POWER DYNAMICS, she at least says she loves him and I have no reason to doubt her, and she's like a smug anime girl teasing him, and it's very charming. Men only want one thing and it's disgusting.
So what's next... he's probably found himself a squire, the little brother of the girl who made his clothes. Didn't I say it? DO NOT LAUGH AT MYSTERIOUS LARGE NAKED MEN, THEY WILL TAKE EVERYTHING. And now he's taken his SON too lmao
He found a woman he was supposed to find prior to meeting the Dryad-- wife of some schmuck who was helping outlaws, and they've gone back to Bold Berthold's cabin.
Able is now "much larger" than Bold Berthold, who if you remember, I described the other day as like, a beast mountain man himself who managed to kill a few giants with spears and axes.
No wonder Laughing Man's daughter was throwing herself at him, Able's beyond a gigachad now.
Anyway, they've been staying with Berthold for weeks because she's too weak to travel and uh, frankly not in a rush to return to her soy-rage husband who'd beaten her when she was pregnant(she's got her newborn with her) when she's in the company of 2 men who are better in every way. So they've basically just started living as husband(s) and wife. Berthold and Able kill stuff, she maintains the home and cooks what they bring back. As God intended, mostly. Very comfy, they're all content. But Able REMAINS FAITHFUL to his Dryad Waifu, and Berthold? Well idk, maybe Berthold will end up taking her when Able leaves, that'd be nice. There's no way she's returning to her cuck husband, right? [Edit: husband found her and killed her and burned down Berthold's cabin. RIP. Able will avenge her. Berthold's missing but Able at least found and saved the baby and is traveling with him]
Able hears her talking to Berthold one night and she believes that Able isn't really a knight, but a powerful wizard. She has her reasons, which are probably right, and I won't mention them.
Oh and uhhhh... Able'd gonna be searching for a certain mythical sword to impress his waifu. She Takagi-san teased him into it. Eterne, the Mother of Swords, that's what he'll be searching for. I think a dragon has it. Good luck, Able! Do your best!
pls read chapter 14 of Mil-Sim story with me now.
Bernie up to no good
Kraken PMC >:(
WRONG ZANDER, THE GIRLS OF ARMADILLO SQUAD WON'T LOSE THAT EASILY
Zander making his team quit. The WingsOfRedemption of Mil-Sim Story.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! KIMBERLY!!!!
Hikari go go go (Good thing Fio didn't get shot, if Hikari treated her she might be so happy she'd die anyway)
Mai's engineer magic. Why yes Emi, of course I can construct an emergency sled. Mai probably could irl but in-game what does she need, to just smack a log with her shovel? Engineers are so great, iLOVE SHOVELSlmaoerggrtssrth
KIMBERLY NOOOOOOOO
HIKARI YESSSSSSSSS!
HIKARI RACKING UP KILLS, FIRST THE ENGINE BLOCK MANEUVER NOW THIS
WAIT EVEN BETTER SHE TOOK A PRISONER
Hikari's unstoppable, she's carrying the team
Andjela with the Orthodox cross baaaaaaaased
"Don't leave a single member of Armadillo Squad alive" I HATE ZANDER
Mai comin in like Santa Claus
SOLID CHIARA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! SHE DID IT. CUTE!
Don't mind me, I'm just crippledlmao
A snarling Mai is a cute Mai
Looool she's basically Quiet. "Mic broke" I like that.
CHIARA IS GOING TO BE THE DRIVING THAT TANK
Pale face peeks out of the hatch
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA <3
RTGSUSREGIUSERGOJISERGOIJ aogohohohtth this got me feeling feels
That's right Mai, call him dumb! He is!
That's RIGHT Mai, tell him! They cry out in pain as they blow up your UTV
I hope they steal Andjela from Zander, she's cool.
Kk it's time to SAVE TOMIO
PUT THE COWARDLY TWINS OF GLAM TO THE SWORD, EMI
Next time, ch15!
There was something else, but I can't remember wh–oh. Idk, I got into an argument with a Protestant in a livechat lol here's the entire thing basically, I'll just copy my responses from my history and give you basically what he said:
*Deus Vult being mentioned on stream*
Prottie: Not sure what god Catholics are talking about
Me: The one true God =)
Prottie: Mary?
Me: Mary was Christ's mom!
Prottie: *something retarded about Mary not being special at all*
Me: Sorry you feel that God picking you to birth His son isn't special.
Prottie: *something retarded about how that's the only thing that's special about her*
Me: That's a very important thing!
Prottie: *something retarded about how very not-special she is*
Me: Are there any other women you disrespect as much as the one who birthed the Messiah, or just her?
Prottie: *something retarded, asking how he disrespected a woman he just claimed "wasn't special at all"*
Me: Sorry you hate Jesus's mom.
Prottie: *something retarded about Mary not being God*
Me: Literally no-one said she's God, creep.
Prottie: *something retarded about Catholics praying to Mary*
Me: You ask Mary to pray for you.
Prottie: *something retarded about Catholicism being a Roman corruption*
Me: It's really easy to just claim "corruption". Watch me right now: Protestantism is a corruption of Catholicism. You're not a real Christian.
Prottie: *stops responding, which means I won and he knows his place*
It's time for Catholics to stop taking shit from Protestants. I love Protestants, especially uh… Calvinists, they're pretty cool. But seething anti-Catholic Protestants must be subjugated for their own sake, they are DUMB and cannot be allowed to represent Christianity. No more "Defense Mode" shit, when a Prottie says you're not a Christian, it is no-longer time to sputter "Y-yes I am!" it's time to whip out the NO U. YOU'RE not a real Christian, you're a heathen who, in his Pride, has convinced himself that he understands God better than the men Christ left the Church to. You think your inner monologue is God's voice, ergo you believe you are God. At *best* you worship John Calvin lmao YEAH, IT'S TIME TO GO THERE.
"Catholics worship the Mary and the Pope? Okay faggot, you worship yourself and a literal heretic. Enjoy your TikTok pastors."
I'm sick of Protestants randomly shitting on us OUT OF NOWHERE for NO REASON. Like what the fuck is wrong with them? It'lmao it's like
Anyway, enough. At least they're not Atheists.
Yeah, Iiiiii… got a Marth amiibo. How about that? You know, I used to have a bunch of amiibo(including Marth), but I got rid of all of them when I moved. Kinda regret it. I don't like having *too much* stuff at all, but I really got rid of a ton of stuff. But maybe it was for the best and I'm coping. That's probably the case. Still, Marth will sit next to my Switch because I felt like wasting $20 on something I don't need. Strange stuff.
I'll ttyl…uhhhhhh…Idk, I'll see if I get used to this format or not.
Pls take care of yourself, and have a happy day. God bless,friend.