objectively correct reviews and takes
For the story, honest.
Smile because it happened.
Gnostic heretics on suicide watch.
Thank a Christian soccer mom for your favorite RPG.
As if life isn't depressing enough.
I hate the antichrist and I hate bad games.
But that's okay, because we all are. Or are we?
Maybe the Real Dark Ones Were the Friends We Made Along the Way
Don't stick your neck out for anyone.
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