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WARNING: DO NOT BUY ANY OF THESE BOOKS UNLESS YOU ARE BOTH SMART AND COOL. YOU WILL BE INCAPABLE OF APPRECIATING THEM OTHERWISE.


LATEST BOOK: Awkward Conversations xD

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  • My NEW THICCCEST book yet: Over 300 pages of my(the) greatest writing
  • Dozens of high-quality text-message screenshots to sate your self-doubt
  • A self-help book in disguise
  • In keeping with tradition, the Kindle version is formatted like trash

PERFECT PDF VERSION:

AWKWARD CONVERSATIONS xD Digital Copy

I’ll send a beautiful pdf copy of Awkward Conversations xD to your email as soon as I get notification of payment. Try not to pay in the middle of the night(EST) unless you don't mind waiting for me to wake up.

$10.00


 

Rodrigo Gets Some

(SPECIAL CENSORED PAPERBACK EDITION FOR BOOMERS AVAILABLE HERE)

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  • My THICCEST book yet: Over 200 pages of my(the) greatest writing
  • An indirect sequel to Spooks in the Deep
  • As is tradition, the Kindle edition is formatted like trash. No free pdf this time, though. It’s just too good to give away. If you want one,

RODRIGO GETS SOME Digital Copy

I’ll send a beautiful pdf copy of Rodrigo Gets Some to your email as soon as I get notification of payment. Try not to pay in the middle of the night(EST) unless you don't mind waiting for me to wake up.

$5.00


 

My Father is a Skeleton: Extended Edition

  • A heartwarming tale about family
  • The CULT CLASSIC that started it all
  • The Kindle Edition is formatted like trash, so here’s a free pdf (pls donate ;^;)

 

Spooks in the Deep

  • Beautifully illustrated by Dan Gleason
  • Sequel to My Father is a Skeleton and the beginning of a MAGNIFICENT new trilogy
  • (The Kindle Edition is, once again, formatted like trash, so here’s a free pdf (pls donate ;^;)

 

Coming “””Soon”””:

Spooks in Space

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