Wristwatches and Safety Razors, Kiddo

Woman: Excuse me, do you have the time? Manchild: Certainly! Let me just reach into my pocket, and get my phon-- Man: It's 4:20. Woman: Wow! How'd you tell me so quickly? Man: Simple, miss. I wear a wristwatch like all men should. Manchild: *starts crying* B-but I just needed to get my phone... Man: … Continue reading Wristwatches and Safety Razors, Kiddo