THE GRUEBERVERSE --WORK IN PROGRESS, I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY MISINFORMATION, DISINFORMATION, MALINFORMATION, ANTINFORMATION, BETAINFORMATION, NUINFORMATION, OR PSEUDOINFORMATION ------------------------------------------------------------ My Father Is A Skeleton - 2000 AD Spooks in the Deep- 2010 AD Awkward Conversations XD -CURRENT YEAR A Spook in Time- 2000000 J-Ghost High School XD- 2010 AD Rodrigo Gets Some- 2050 AD Billy Mitchell- 2060 AD Fast Times At Romero High- 2061 AD By Any% Necessary- 2069 AD Hack Me Daddy: A Cyberpunk Love Story- 2070 AD Dust Planet: Near-Future/Tech-Skirmishes(NFTS)- 2077 AD Exciting New Plastics- 2100 AD Spooks in Space- 2111 AD ------------------------------------------------------------ Characters Suzie Sacramento- the beautiful half-human daughter of Skeleton Sacramento and Cynthia Sacramento, gf of Johnny Thunder, mother of the mysterious Skeleton Baby. Suzie spends most of her time in comas after having things thrown at her head. Johnny Thunder- boyfriend of Suzie Sacramento. A well-known player who only cares about one thing. (||) Not such a bad guy though. Skeleton Sacramento- Father of Suzie Sacramento. Cucked Satan and fathered the Crimson Skeleton with Salamandara. Very powerful Skeleton. Skeleton Boss- Skeleton Sacramento's boss. Father of Skeleton Boy. A fair boss. Skeleton Boy- Suzie's boyfriend briefly. Kidnapped her to use her to use her virgin blood to fuel his moon laser. Was thwarted by Johnny Thunder, who had already taken Suzie's virginity. Fell to Earth from the Moon and died. Skeleton Doctor- the doctor of the Sacramento Family. Through intense training, becomes Deadly Bones, the greatest Skeleton Martial Artist in the Universe. Was briefly Godly Bones after killing Zeus, but surrendered his god-power because he didn't want to be a god anymore. Goblin Doctor- Deadly Bones's MMA rival. Not a good fighter. Satan- The "ruler" of Hell. An obnoxious asshole, but only hates God ironically. Salamandara- Satan's wife, a smoking-hot succubus. When Satan was no-longer satisfying her, she cheated on him with Skeleton Sacramento and mothered the Crimson Skeleton. She doesn't respect Satan at all and is only with him for his $$$. Royvart- a barbarian mercenary who often dies. Zeus- the king of the pagan gods. Was killed by Deadly Bones, but resurrected later. Crimson Skeleton- the son of Skeleton Sacramento and Salamandara. Becomes the new Deadly Bones when Skeleton Doctor retires. Skeleton Baby- The mysterious tiny daughter of Suzie and Johnny Thunder, who was birthed by Salamandara acting as a surrogate. Quickly scurried away after being born. Redmond- Bob's best friend and an amateur oceanographer. Saves the landworld from the ambitions of the Shark Priestess. Dies on his quest and becomes Deadmond, a Skeleton. Bob- Redmond's best friend and a boozehound. Saved from a life as a Sharkman. The Sharkmen- Hyperintelligent sharks that can walk on land. General Whitefin- General of the Sharkmen, Chief Simp of the Shark Priestess The Shark Priestess- if she were a human she'd be beautiful, but she's not, she's a shark. Wanted to conquer the Earth, but was defeated by Redmond and his friends. - an employee of GrueberCorp. Kelly@Grueber.ai - an employee of GrueberCorp. Benjamin Grueber's secret daughter. - an employee of GrueberCorp. Rasta Rick- Weed-powered holy warrior. One of Earth's strongest soldiers. The Crow Men- Asia Bones Captain Redbones Captain Blackbones, Captain Redblack Swampmama JooJoo Benjamin Grueber Rodrigo Goblin Girl Goblin General Roy Mickey, DarkWarrior66, Icemaster Girl Carlie Song Don420 Lightgirl2000, Vera2000 FlameLord1988, Kingmaster, Cody Vinny, Icemaster ------------------------------------------------------------