Aragorn has brief healthy cry after losing his countryman in battle
Wil Wheaton begins bizarre, hateful rant against Evangelicals (few years old)
The other day Larry David beat up Elmo so Wil Wheaton got rly mad about it. he said his heart was racing and he wrote an essay about how Larry's attack affected him.(the effect was not good) Wil Wheatson crying over a puppet is not his fault.
it's the Devil's fault.
idk anything about Wil Wheaton, i only ever saw him in that old show The Guild. it was a good show. he wore a kilt in it, which was funny. his character was like, a smug asshole. it was funny.
but Wil Wheaton irl was emotionally defeated by Larry David beating up Elmo the puppet from Seasame Street. Elmo is a red puppet with a squeaky voice who likes to hug people and make friends.
i was going to screencap the essay Willlll Wheaton wrote about the Attack on Elmo, but it took up 3 full screens on my phone and i dont feel like posting 3 more images here. i didnt even read all of it, it was very upsetting to ME.
it hurt my heart that Wil Weheaton said that he'd never forgive Larry David and he used such terrible, hateful language toward Larry Daveed. Lary Davi is a comedian who wrote Seinfeld. he's a lot like Wil Wheaton except he doesnt respect puppets i guess
I believe that Wil Wheaton's emotional attachment to Elmo is because of his Atheism. I'm not accusing all atheists of worshiping Elmo. Obviously Larry David doesnt, he beat his ass. Imagine if they were off-camera. Imagine if Larry David had Elmo all to himself in a locked room. It wouldnt even be a story, because there'd be no body ever found.
but all men have PASSION. if Larry David smashed a statue of Christ on television, that'd make *me* mad, even though the statue would be an inanimate object, even if holy. That's what Elmo is to Wil Wheaton because all men need to love something with the intensity that a Christian loves God.
but this explanation is lacking. because in his essay, Wil Wheaton did something strange that i didnt pick up on at first. He said that Elmo is 4 years old.
Wil Wheaton believes that Elmo is a real, living being.
that's another issue though.
the one i wanted to focus on first was Will's hate toward Larry. It's understandable, since Wil thinks that Elmo is real, that Wil called the attack "unforgivable" and then went on to use extremely violent language describing Larryah, some might even describe it as anti-Semitic, and I'm one of those people. Being fair to Wil, he saw a 4 year old child being assaulted by this old jewish man.
but Wil Wheatson's strange, antisemitic rant against treasured comedy writer and actor Larry David is just a symptom of a much larger problem in the Age of Trumpian Fascism:
men are gettin aaaaaaaall up in they feelings
to be continued my neck hurts