Digimon is cool
I like Digimon. Do you like Digimon too?
Cool, that's cool.
how do i write again? lemme think... so the other day, I randomly saw a Tamagotchi on Amazon. I thought "Oh that's neat, I never had one as a kid, maybe I'll get one", and then our beloved local news network, PNN mentioned he had a Digimon v-pet as a kid, so I'm like "Oh oh, I used to love watching Digimon, maybe I'll get a Digimon"
so I did, and I kinda developed a -- mood, I'm in a Digimon mood. For starters, the v-pet is really neato. Unlike the egg-shaped Tamagotchi, it's a little box designed to look like a prison cell or something, and the monster's inside there. Uhhhhhhhhh, I ASSUME it's basically the same as a Tamagotchi, you feed it, put put it to sleep, "play" with it, which is really training it, you can have little battles against the CPU or against another Digimon device. I don't know, I assume Tamagotchi pets didn't BATTLE. I actually learned that Digimon STARTED OUT as v-pets, as a more boy-targeted alternative to the Tamagotchi. That's incredible. I guess because i only ever saw the show as a kid, I thought it all started with the show. Of course it makes more sense that the show would come after.
Anywaaaaaay, I love my Digimonlmao that's all. I was big into Pokemon games and cards as a kid, I only ever saw the Digimon *show*, but the show was AWESOME, waaaaaaaay cooler and more interesting than Pokemon. I saw the movie too, and I think I remember it basically being absolutely freakin perfect.
Uhh-- here's the thing... lemme say this: I started playing Digimon Cybersleuths. It's really like, cool.lol. I don't even like it for the Digimon though, it's got an interesting story about being separated from your body, and gaining the ability to jump into computers. Of course, Digimon are all over the place, but the story doesn't really "require" them, you know what I mean? Some sexy female detective saves you from being arrested by a sexy female cop, and you just start working for her, helping her solve cases with your unique abilities--including taming Digimon. I'm like idk, halfway through the game and every other case is some kind of supernatural/ghost story, and it's such a fun... atmosphere. It's not really scary, but it feels like anything can happen, like the world is just full of ghosts(or digital ghosts). It's such a JAPANESE kinda story, which probably makes sense since it takes place in Japan.
I'm not going to reviewwwwwww the whole game though, maybe I've already written too much-- it's a good jrpg. grindy, pretty easy, collecting monsters. What's not to love?
it's uh-- well i dont care, but your character has girl hips lmao. Like there's no other way of putting it, he's got girl hips. But I actually do subscribe to "It's Okay When Japan Does It" because your character's objectively attractive, he(or she, you can choose either) doesn't look like something out of The Last of Us 2. The story's also pretty MATUUUUURE, there's a ton of sexual innuendo. It's playful, it's never super serious though. I think it's a very "attractive" style of writing, it's human without being uhhhh... too much.
Am I still talking about Digimon? Oh, well, is that part of why I like Digimon? The story's just always been pretty interesting?
I'm gonna cheat a little bit and repost one of my old blog posts, I hope you don't mind...
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Looking at it now, it's expanded so much since I was a kid. I guess Pokemon has too, but idk, the Pokemon anime--it's weird even calling it that, we never even knew the word "anime" when we were kids--never excited me like Digimon did. Idk why that is, what do you think? Maybe it was the characters? I mean, what is Pokemon's version of wimpy little Patamon suddenly becoming Angemon? I'm being too critical, it's just that Pokemon didn't hold much mystery, at least for me. I had a poster with them all on it, how was I supposed to be surprised? Ash is on a journey to do what, collect a bunch of badges and win the Pokemon League? That's just another form of "In Order To Face Me, You Must First Defeat My 32 Captains!" In Digimon, these kids were like thrown on a mysterious island and a bunch of monsters were trying to kill them and they had no idea what was going on. That's awesome. Again, I'm uh-- I don't like being critical of Pokemonlol. Its world is fantastic. Imagine Pokemon being real, and you can just wander around town-to-town and get free healthcare. That'd be tits. Absolute Irish girl ghost nipple tits. BUT: Digimon was uh, exciting to watch because things could happen like a goofy little worthless runt suddenly becoming an Angel and punching a hole through a demon's chest.
Pokemon were just animals.
And now I'm looking at a Digimon that's just a gun-wielding catgirl nun. Pokebros, not like this...
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okay okay, that's it for now lol