Women Are Funny.

This isn't a joke page, shut up.

I'm really going to argue that w....... I'm just not going to do it right now, and I found this saved on my phone and I started laughing. So right away, we know that I'm right.

OK? So this page isn't -- I'm just not doing it *yet*, but I WILL. Because I think it's easy to dismiss women, who are generally what make life worth living, as UNFUNNY, when you see like, Miss Piggy-faced female-chuds doing groan-inducing stand-up routines. Laughter is something *else* that makes life worth living, and women who aren't HIDEOUS BEASTS can dish out laughter to to us like yummy turkey sandwiches.

I'm just not going to uh... write this page right now. I'm too tired.

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What a repulsive creature. "Growing up abstinent" Let's ignore the implications here, and just move along, because there's an even BIGGER problem (big and fat!)

Having sex with another man would be less gay, less disgusting, and probably more forgivable by God than even accidentally touching this woman passing her large mass in a narrow hallway. And no, not just a FEMBOY, I mean doing it with a MORE masculine man than yourself would be yes, VERY MUCH LESS GAY. Because Taylor Tomlinson is already a more masculine man than yourself, than me, than ANYONE. She is the ultimate man, the perfect being from JoJo's. She's HUGE, look how big her fucking face is. Imagine that mouth taking a bite out of you, I'd rather fight a pit bull and it's not even close. Look at that fucking stomach on her. She probably just finished eating someone backstage before going out to give the performance of her life.

If Taylor Tomlinson got on top of you (she's not abstinent anymore, like her evil parents forced her to be as a kid), it'd be Game Over, Bad Ending. You'd NEVER be able to escape. The thought gives me trauma. Bwaah, look at those fucking cheeks, look at those CHOMPERS. Notice how her eyes are so thin and sunk back behind her cheekbones? That's for protection so when she's feeding she doesn't have to worry about anything getting into its eyes.

This is a human shark, and don't just take my word for it. Maybe you remember the episode of King of the Hill where Peggy reveals to a crossdresser her technique for eating without smearing her lipstick? The same method that sharks use to bite things. You think Taylor Tomlinson smears her lipstick when she's eating? If she's in a bad mood maybe, but how often is that? Never? This looks like the happiest woman on Earth, she's not abstinent or religious.

I need a palate cleanser, I'm going to go look at anime cat boys.

The ACTUAL ARTICLE, where I explain why women really ARE funny, will be Coming Soon, I promise, I-- i just had this saved on my phone. That face, man. Look at those beady little eyes. It really makes you wonder how Humanity ended up like this. Everything about this just makes my stomach hurt. I bet you think this is a real anti-Woman page so far, right? That's not fair to me, that's not fair to you, and that's not fair to women. How many women in your ENTIRE life would you be able to describe as "fat retard comedienne telling jokes about her vagina being fucked"? I'll tell you that no woma-- okay no woman I've ever known *intimately* has ever been so ugly or disgusting. So truly #NotAllWomen

You know what's kinda funny? I don't know, you decide-- I found this woman because I was searching for a *male* comedian named Patrick Tomlinson because he actually is really *really* funny. Possibly one of the funniest living stand-up comedians.