🍝HAPPY ITALIAN HISTORY MONTH🤌

Mama mia! It's that time of the year again when we take a month to celebrate Italians and all their contributions to Mankind. Building civilization, discovering America, Asssassin's Creed 2, etc.

take some time this month to tell your Italian friends how much you love and respect them, how handsome their faces are, and how handsome and big their dicks are.

If they're girls, let them know that a little--LITTLE-- hair on a girl's arm is actually kinda cute, pls dont shave it because then it comes back stubbly, it's really not that big of a deal, you're not like that hairy cave-woman from Horizon Zero Dawn so just relax. perfect censorship.

Italians invented mostly everything good in the world, and Mafia 2 is a pretty good game. Famous Italians throughout history include Slyvester Stallone(who im related to, not even lying), Slyvester the cat, Benito Mussolini, Christopher Columbus, Marco Polo, every painter, sculptor, and scientist that mattered, and Jacky Estacado from The Darkness

average Italian

Corvo It(alia)no from Dishonored is also obviously Italian. there's also uhhh,

Eugenio Barsanti, the Catholic Priest who invented the first internal combustion engine. How about them apples?

I think I mentioned before my grandfather invented a test for a disease which is still used today. imagine having the brainpower to do that with a dozen screaming children running around your house. Italians are just geniuses in general, on top of being so good-looking and funny.

but (some) are also CURSED, handicapped by the Lord with crippling laziness, and i am one such unfortunate soul. And so i leave you now with an old Italian saying:

pasta fazool

pls take care of yourself at all times, and have a happy & comforting day. God bless, fren.