You Are Not God

What a nightmare that that even needs to be said, right?

The other day I was listening to a podcast about uh.. what is it... "Christ consciousness"? You know, that drug-induced hippie "we are all one" shit. A quote from Oprah was brought up and it was so blasphemous that I had to go take a shower after listening to it.

I was always kind of "aware" of it, but I had never really noticed how sinister it is.

When I was an atheist, it used to drive me insane that Christians would DARE to deny that certain people were Christians. After all, that's a FALLACY. It's even got a name: No True Scotsman.

But when the first lie ever told was "you can be like God", and now there's people self-identifying as "Christians" and saying shit like "We can be like God", I finally understand. And it really fucking annoys me now when I think about how many people are probably walking around calling themselves Christians, when what they actually believe is essentially Satanism with extra steps.

People give the Westboro Baptist Church shit for being mean and calling people gamer-words. They're pointed to as the biggest example of "not real Christians". But the WBC's members don't call themselves God, they don't say "Jesus was actually just a man and only became 'Christ' because he took DMT and we can do it too lol"

This kind of vague "Everything is love" spiritualism is precluded by basically any random passage in the Bible. Watch. Give me a sec... Oh look, I was right.

1 Kings 11:34-36 "'Howbeit I will not take the whole kingdom out of his hand: but I will make him prince all the days of his life for David my servant's sake, whom I chose, because he kept my commandments and my statutes'"

Impersonal, all-encompassing... "everythings" don't do favors for obeying their rules. Also they don't have rules. It's not an exaggeration to say that "new-age crap is meaningless" when all of their definitions are just "everything". "Love" is "everything"? Great. Go everything yourself. Sorry, you don't have a self. Go everything your everything. Oops, I'm sorry, "go" implies that you're not already there, but of course "you're" omnipresent. Everything your everything. Oh gwarsh I apologize, "your" implies an ownersh---------- Everything :^)

People might think it's innocent to pretend to be God as long as it brings about "love". I'd say that's misguided at best. Anyone who grew up on the Internet should know that human beings cannot be trusted to define "love" for themselves.

C.S. Lewis warned about this like what, a million years ago? More recently, there was a-- oh man, can I copy it into-- oh I can, epic. In Sam Hyde's book, Jaihoo's Trip to the Future, a young lad enters a DMT-dimension and has his mind blown by some totally-not-evil entity:

"Although physically separate, every atom that composes your body and mine, as well as the breathing landscape beneath and around us, on all planes of existence and throughout all realities, is connected by a single universal consciousness that radiates unconditional love and understanding for all time.

Thanks to the power of DMT, I am able to now communicate this ultratruth to you, thereby hastening your ascension to Buddhahood and doing away with the archaic formality of having to develop self- knowledge through life experience and critical thought.

We are all children. We are babies, eternally, made of starstuff—the children of stars. The stuf of stars, is what we are made of. The atoms that compose your body were frst forged in those galactic furnaces, billions of years ago, and to them they shall return, one day. This is why, when we say that everything is starstuf, it's literally true, and not just a fgure of speech. A skippy and a half-Korean like yourself, you are both made of the same thing, therefore you are both eternal goyim—I mean, sisters of oneness.

You see, it is in much the same way that a healthy apple or salad is the same as a piece of poop. Ultimately, it is all just starstuf, and so from this we logically conclude that we should tolerate coprophagia. Do you understand, fellow thought- wanderer? Time is an illusion, can we not agree on that? Is there no more obvious truth than that? Can we not also agree, that if one is sexually attracted to another, time can play no part in that attraction, because time is not real? Ergo, this term that is bandied about—"pedophile"—is merely a semantic abstraction, and there is nothing inherently wrong with Minor-Attracted Persons, or, MAPs."

Jaihoo didn't feel so hot. His gut was telling him that the Godhead's conclusions were bogus, perhaps even evil, but he could find no flaw with the reasoning. It was almost as though the herald was using language like a sorcerer— obscuring meaning in certain places, feigning it in other places where there was none, disguising pointed rhetorical attacks as wide-eyed intellectual curiosity.

Everyone knows that hippie new-age spiritualism exists to justify doing whatever you want. That's why 100% of the people who practice it say that they don't like "organized religion." Organization is lame, man. So is doing anything that I don't want to.

It's worse than atheistic humanism. At least atheists don't pretend to have magic powers. They don't pretend that THEY ARE GOD.

So no, Oprah's not a fucking Christian. What is the practical difference between her and a Satanist? Nothing. No, sorry, she's worse. Aren't most Satanists just edgy hedonists? And again, thinking about this makes me wonder how many more of our politicians and pop-culture idols are walking around calling themselves "Christians" while they preach what is the exact fucking lie that caused the Fall of Man. Imagine how fucking easy it must be to just think that because you were raised Christian, you just "are". And any ideas you pick up while reading """"""""""Christian"""""""""" books about Jesus fucking prostitutes and having kids, or your inate ability to bend reality--well that's just part of it too :)

Christians need to understand that heresy is real. Just because you're reading a book penned by a self-proclaimed Christian doesn't mean it isn't actually fucking demonic. You want some Christian literature? Read the Bible. Or hey, there's no shortage of books written by men who aren't pretending to be God. People got offended by the Harry Potter series, but JK Rowling never wrote "this is all true btw and you can also use magic."

What else-- oh yeah. I know Catholics and Protestants shit on each other constantly. Protestants say Catholics worship Mary or the Pope, Catholics look at the trillion different Protestant branches and see a lot of [REDACTED].

What do they both generally have in common, though? Neither of them teach that you actually are God. I think that's kind of a big deal. Like, what is actually a worse example of Christianity than that? Worshiping Baal?

I know it's really hip to self-identify as things that you are not in 2020 and "gatekeeping" is like, soo lame, man. But it can't hurt YOU to at least start noticing things and just not fall prey to... i dunno, pizza-loving DMT-demons posing as Christians.

is that all for now? I think so. Oh, here's a link to that podcast I was listening to ... where is it................... ok here