Satan is not a liberator

Satan is often seen as a "liberating" figure by anti-Christians, who taught Adam and Eve to "think for themselves".

There's two immediate issues. The first being that God really asked very little of Adam and Eve. That's not an oppressor. There's no ruler in history who was ever labeled a "tyrant" for providing a literal paradise for his subjects to live in, asking only that they don't eat one certain fruit.

The second issue is that it's never said anywhere that God forbade or discouraged Adam and Eve from thinking critically, about anything, including the one rule they were to follow. He asked only that they not violate the rule.

Rather than "liberating" them from God, Satan "taught" Adam and Eve to become slaves to their own impulses. Or, not even necessarily their own impulses, but to become slaves to him. He certainly did not teach them critical thinking: To "think critically" in Adam and Eve's situation, living in natural luxury without fear or want, would obviously not lead to disobeying the all-powerful ruler of the only home you know. To think critically would have been to reject Satan's temptation, which surely God would have preferred them do, ergo God approved of critical thinking.

Ultimately, this "liberating" figure brought about no form of freedom that Adam and Eve didn't already have, but rather all the suffering of mankind from them on.

There's an argument that "they couldn't have known it was wrong!"(yes they could) but that's another topic, this post is very simple: Satan's not a hero in any way, shape or form, and it's retarded for Satanists to worship him, "ironically"(ironic satanism is still satanism) or not, out of bugbrained spite of Christians just because Christians don't approve of them bring gross. Satan does not represent any kind of freedom, he represents *every* kind of self-destruction.