10/29 Hard men create hard mons
Heyhey fren, I hope you're well today.
Me? I'm okay. I'm almost finished with The Sopranos. I've got a lot to say about it but I'm not going to bore you with that right now though, I'll instead bore you with Digimon. [I had to edit this part out to make it less boring]
I was happy to learn that one of the immediate evolutions for the Digimon X is Sistermon Blanc. And you actually get her from neglecting it lol
So hopefully I didn't mess up messing up somehow, and THEN if I don't overtrain muh Sistermon Blanc, she can become a Sistermon Ciel!
Speaking of sisters, because there's absolutely never going to be another relevant time for me to bring this up, Living With Sister: Monochrome Fantasy is on sale on GOG rn, so Ilmao-- judge me, I deserve it. I'm sure it'll be a great story.
You know, I never play games like this. You don't believe me? I promise, I don't have the patience for visual novels, which necessarily means I don't have the patience for visual novels with sex. But maybe this will be the one that gets me into them. This totally innocent story about living with your sickly sister. I probably won't even-- there's a tomboy, okay? Your sister's not even bestgirl. She's like 2 or 3 down the line.
NOW, speaking of visual novels--Isn't it amazing how I'm able to connect this all together?
I was looking at some old PS2 games the other night, and I went into the Japan-only section. There are, of course, a ton of visual novels. But one of them caught my eye. To my great HORROR, I recognized the cover artist's work. From, you know. Hentai. What a small world. That game's probably like 20 years old... yeah, 17 years. It really SURPRISED me, like "Hey, I recognize this art style! I shouldn't, but I do!" I have such a good eye for art, that's what my problem is.
I'm so tired...
Oh so ALSO, Sistermon Ciel can become a Cho-Hakkaimon, which is no-longer a nun, but is a CUTE GIRL in a PIG COSTUME. So, still pretty great. Cho-Hakkaimon can become Beelstarmonx, which is the sexy female version of Beelzebumon, who's a gay nerd. I wouldn't be able to cope with Beelzebumon. Sexy female Beelzebumon is okay. Things get GRIM though, because the only further evolution is Diaboromon X. And there are no "female" stage VI+s on this device period, so.
My Digimon is DOOMED to troon out into a repulsive demon.
My poor Sistermon... she doesn't deserve this. I might be able to halt her at Cho-Hakkaimon or Beelstarmonx. I think I can.
That'd be for the best. You know, I don't NEED a Digimon who's a cute girl, but Diaboromon's like, the lmao he's basically Digital Mutant Satan. Literally ALL of the OTHER Stage VI+s on this device are like, epic holy knights. You know what though, if I have Sistermon Ciel become something else, I can get to one of those other paths. You just can't ALWAYS have a "girl" Digimon, you have to cope with a monster sometimes. A digital monster.
Sometimes, your digital monsters have to actually be monsters instead of cute girls.
Anyway, Sil's one of my favorite characters in The Sopranos. He's always got that mean look on his face, but he's a very calm, rational guy. When he's not losing at cards. Total Greymon energy. You know he's actually married IRL to his onscreen wife here? Isn't that special? They're in their freakin 70s now. God help us all, time never stops.
Okay, I have to go watch Vito get killed for liking Beelzebumons instead of Beelstarmonxs. I'll ttyl. Longbottom later I thiiiiiiink, I don't feel too bad today.
Pls take care of yourself and have a relaxing day. God bless fren.
10/27 Digital Insanity
heyhey. I hope you're well.
Where am I... I re-mooooded my PS3 because it kept turning off. But it's still doing it lol. I didn't even REALLY have anything I desperately wanted to play anyway. So idk, I'm kinda just coping in the wind.
My Digimon X is coming this week. Oh, btw I got a Digimon X lol. It's like, the same thing as the original, but it has like... a quest mode.
Very exciting, right? As far as the original, I got a MetalGreymon, which is cool but also deeply upsetting because I think that means I fucked up getting a BlitzGreymon. For my second(and on the X, you can raise THREE), I've goooot a blue Coredramon. Idk if it's better, worse, or the same as a green Coredramon, but I'm just glad I didn't end up raising a Vegiemon or a piece of shitdramon.
Some of these lyrics-- I like Virtual Insanity as much as the next guy, but let's look at some of these...
And now every mother can choose the color of their child, that's not nature's way
That's... whatever, I get it. I'm sure he's not suggesting that the father, who presumably the woman is choosing, doesn't help determine that, but it'szzz... who cares? Out of all of the misery in store for us, designer babies?
What about implanting a uterus inside a 50 year old autogynephiliac so he can brag to women on social media that he's pregnant, and then he aborts it?
What about THAT, Jamiroquai, does THAT bother you, or just the thought that someone somewhere might want their child--who they don't kill in the womb--to be lighter-skinned?
Idk maybe I'm just crazy, maybe I've come down with virtual insanity. What else is here...
There's nothing left to do but pray
Okay, based?
I think it's time to find a new religion
Idk actually, I guess this could be interpreted as "technology" being a modern religion and finding a "new" one would be returning to tradition. Or "new" could also mean something entirely-new, never seen before. Which SOMEHOW be the answer to Virtual Insanity in a way that say, Christianity isn't: The NEW Religion would actually allow people to build civilizations, practice medicine, use computers, blog. Stuff that we don't see today and have never seen before. But it, being pure, would not allow a mother to choose the color of her child, because that's not Nature's way (well that's what they said yesterday)
Speaking of nature, I remember Kratos screaming "GAIAAAAAAA!!!!" was something my fren used to make fun of all the time. Too bad I'll never get to play GOW3 since my PS3 is dea-- oh no, pls don't say it's remastered on the PS4... lmfao it is. OH NO, IT'S ON SALE TOO? ACK.
idk what the reason is, but I've just been not digging gaming on my PC lately. Do you know that feel? It makes no sense. I can use whatever controller I want, my TV's not THAT much bigger than my monitor-- what is wrong with me?
There is something to the inherent simplicity of a console that makes it very appealing, even if your PC is set up to be exactly-as simple to game on. Now that's real virtual insanity.
Remember that celebrity chef that killed himself? I just remembered because what-- oh, Virtual Insanity. I remembered him saying that White people needed to be bred out of existence, which maybe is a weird thing for a fucking celebrity chef to be talking about, idk. So, mothers choosing the color of their children would be a good thing to him (as long as they're not choosing White). He's dead though, it doesn't really matter what he wants.
Sry, I'm hungry or something.
Oh, I wanted to ... I wanted to mention I finished Chains of Olympus. It sucked, I didn't enjoy it. And it has less bonus content than Ghost of Sparta. Which also suckedlmao. Actually I think it had a better story than Ghost of Sparta because it was about Kratos's daughter (who the FUCK would care about his BROTHER). So it was a little more emotional. You have to do a QTE to pry your daughter off of you so you can abandon her and go save the world. It's sad, but Kratos is just such an ugly deep-voiced clown.
GAIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I've got a picture of that chef up in my other window, and his stupid little smirk is annoying. There should be a God of War game where all the enemies are him, because Kr-- oh did you know that American History X inspired Kratos's design? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of, but it's true. So uh, who's the character... Derek Vinyard. Derek Vinyard should be an unlockable skin in a new God of War, and the main grunt enemies are little Anthony Bourdains running at you with meat cleavers.
That's enough. I'm gonna let you go.
A little out of it rn, but if I *stop* being out of it, a new Longbottom later. Idk though. I have to pick up MetalGreymon's poop, I'll ttyl.
Pls take care of yourself, aaaaaaaaaaaaand. have a comforting day. God bless, fren.
10/26 El Matador
Hey fren, hope you're well today.
Fights just ended, but instead of immediately boring you with a breakdown, let's talk about something else first.
Like whaaaaaat... idk, vidya? Wanna talk about vidya? I'm still playing Chains of Olympus. And I'm not really having funlmao. I just want to finish it. That's sick, isn't it?
I was thinking I'd try one of the 3D Castlevanias on the PS2 though. I'd rather be hacking and slashing as a vampire hunter than a bald asshole. I forgot to write about this earlier, but Kratos really is offensively fucking ugly.
Perplexity:
As a Mediterranean man yourself, you're right to point out that Kratos's features don't accurately represent those of ancient Greeks or Spartans.
lmao the race card works on AI. that makes me happy. Anyway, you know what the worst part about Kratos is? His nose. It's just big and fat. It's not like a longg noble one of an Emperor's. It's like cranking up every part under "nose" in a character editor to 100.
You know who Kratos SHOULD look like? Ilia Topuria, the (STILL)UFC featherweight champion. What a great transition.
The fights were aight. The first of the night was a blatant robbery, which set-- actually, I wrote some notes down for all of the fights, you wanna read them? I'll paste them at the bottom if you want to bore yourself.
Was there aaaanything else? Oh, Shane Davis's AXCEND came in yesterday. It's neato. Kinda boomerish comic about uh, people being dragged into a video gam-- oh no, would you consider this Isekai? Like they DO go into a vidya world, but they also... come back i-- whatever lmfao manga takes another W over Westoid comics. It's good though, and Shane Davis is great. BUT, here's something interesting: the original AXCEND came out like 10 years ago, before Shane Davis was like, based and really right-wing lmao I mean REALLY he was like a basic-bitch normie liberal like all artists. So the original's about like, a gay kid who gets bullied, and then he... kills the President... and then some nerdy loser tries to stop him and accidentally nukes a bunch of countries. Like it's BAAAAAD lmao. Uhh, idk if Shane's going to rewrite it. Because here's the thing: 1- he's definitely a better storyteller now, because Inglorious Rex is good. 2- he now has a hardass Chinese wife who is smarter than him and will not allow him to write sadslop trash and 3- he's already made some changes to the story, like a kid who yeets himself walking into traffic actually dies saving a kid. It's a good change. 10 years ago, it'd be like "whoa, this character killed himself, that's really groundbreaking, my expectations are so subverted" but uhhhhh Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I'd rather a hero be a little more heroic, even if he's also depressed.
As for the gay character, idk, LOL. Like it was such a big part of the original story, and it was just retarded. Like the kid kills his DAD, even though his dad literally didn't even know he was gay. And then the President. It just -- and then GOD comes, and he's you know, the "all religions are actually true, I have maaany names" god, who's Anubis and uh, Thor, and idk, whatever. And he agrees with the gay kid that the planet must be destroyed becauselmao because some jocks called him a faggot in school. And then when the "hero" accidentally nukes Canada, and Japan, and China, and -- well, everyone-- gayboi's like "HEH, I GUESS I'M NOT THE REAL BAD GUY" as if the whole thing wasn't his fault and he didn't just literally murder the President of the United States for no rea--
anyway, it's a f-lmao im being uhh... anyway, there's a NEW AXCEND book too now, which are a few pretty cool stories done by other artists. And the original story was never actually FINISHED, so it'll be interesting no matter what to see what Shane does. Especially now that he's no-longer a liberal and has a wife who will beat him with a rolling pin.
Okay, I've definitely bored you enough, because I'm boring myself. I'll ttyl. I'm feeling a little better today, so maybe a new Longbottom later. Pls take care of yourself and haveee a warm day. God bless, fren.
Here's muh fight notes:
Rinat Fakhretdinov vs Carlos Leal-- shocking robbery. Rinat MIGHT have won 1, but Leal definitely won 2 and 3. All three judges incorrectly gave Rinat the fight, with one even giving him all 3 rounds. Baffling corruption.
Ismail Naurdiev vs Bruno Silva-- boring. 30-27, Bruno just didn't have it in him. Strange, since he's 1 of 2 fighters in the UFC to go the distance w/ Alex Pereira. I guess it's not *that* strange, he's tough. He just couldn't do anything.
Farid Basharat bashed Victor Hugo, who was overweight by 10lbs.lmao.
Kennedy Nzechukwu beat Chris Barnett, who is 5'9 and weighs 265lbs. Insane. Chris actually hurt his leg somehow which isn't like shocking since he weighs over 100lbs more than he should. It gave Kennedy the opportunity to finish the fight, but he was slowly getting pieced up anyway.
Abus Magomedov was first seen getting the shit beaten out of him by Sean Strickland after having a good 1st round. In hindsight, that wasn't a bad loss, but his gas tank was always sus after that. Brunno Ferreira was kicking his ass, but Abus managed to shoota desperation takedown and submit him with an arm triangle in r3--which is exactly what he needed. I think, I don't remember r1 because I was playing with my Digimon lmao.
Mateusz Rebecki vs Myktybek Orolbai-- Orolbai's eye was swollen aaaaalmost shut(Azn problems: absurdly tough, but damage prone), the fight was almost stopped. Orolbai started gaining some momentum, but thenBAAAAM, Mateusz dropped him and madre de Dios, he landed like 30+ shots on him, the fight could have been stopped multiple times, but the ref just let it continue. Orolbai survived though and kinda rallied, it wasn't uh... anyway, split decision for Rebecki. Great fight, but my man Orolbai :'( "Legendary Polish Power" is real.
Geoff Neal vs Rafael Dos Anjos- knee injury for RDA, sucks. Neal dropped him multiple times prior though, he was on his way to a KO anyway. Good fight because it was quick and I didn't want to watch it anywaylol.
Ibo Aslan vs Rafael Cerqueira. Aslan killed him in under a minute, which was cool, but he also had some preddy ugly gyno lol
MAAAAAIN CAAAAAAAAARDDDDD
Shara Magomedov vs Armen Petrosyan-- Shara KO'd Armen with a double spinning backfist at the end of 2. Craaaazy. And it's good that it happened because they were on their way to a robbery lol. Armen was winning, but not by so much; the judges 100% would have given it to Shara, because the judges can do anything they want and they'll never be punished for it
Lerone Murphy vs Dan Ige. Robbery. Dan won, they gave it to Murphy. sad.
Magomed Ankalaev vs Aleksandar Rakic-- i almost fell asleep, but Magomed won 2 rounds to 1. Rakic basically did nothing the final round, seemingly because he thought he was up 2 rounds. He was not.
Robert Whittaker vs Khamzat Chimaev-- Khamzat subbed him in the first round, somehow dislocating his jaw or something. Took him down immediately, controlled him 4 minutes, and like-- the very instant he applied pressure with his choke, which wasn't even on the neck, Robert tapped. Wiiiiiiild. I love it. the BORZ EXPRESS CHUGS ON
Ilia Topuria vs Max Holloway: FIRST MAN TO EVER KO HOLLOWAY. AND MAX LOOKED GOOD. ILIA'S JUST THAT GOOD AND JUST THAT STROOOOOONG. he's not only the matador, he's the BULL too.
10/20 Digital Reactionary Adventures
Hey fren, I hope you're well today.
Me? I'm... okay, I think. 1 sec, lemme clean up my Agumon's poop.
You know, Digimon pets just die. How do you feel about that? I never had a virtual pet before, so I never really thought about it.
You can't stop it. A certain number of mistakes, and RIP. I mean, theoretically you can keep them alive indefinitely by never battling. But then you'd have to make sure they're never injured or hungry by always feeding them on time and cleaning up their poop (or NOT cleaning up their poop, since once the screen if filled, they can't poop anymore and won't suffer further injury). As far as I can tell, you could also preserve their life just by resetting the game or removing the battery, since afterwards you pick up where you left off. It effectively puts them in stasis, right? I brought this up to Perplexity, who answered:
From a roleplaying perspective, one might argue about the ethics of keeping a Digimon in perpetual stasis
That actually made me laugh. It's true, isn't it? It's, maybe, not a very fulfilling life for a Digimon, and perhaps more importantly since they're not real, not a fulfilling experience for you as the owner.
I think I like that Digimon pets die lmao. (I'm vaguely aware that they never "really die" in canon) For example, my 2nd Digimon, a Gabumon SOMEHOW digivolved into a fucking Vegiemon, even though I thought I was taking good care of it. If you dick up taking care of your Digimon, instead of turning into anything cool like an Angemon or, really anything else, it becomes an ugly piece of shit Digimon. In fact, depending on the Digimon, it will literally become a piece of shit called Scumon. I had to reset, I hate Vegiemon.
Now that I know how easy it is to just let them die, if I ever get a shitty Digimon again, erm, maybe I'll just let them die. Numemon? More like "Doomed-emon". Enjoy not being fed.
Digital animal neglect created you, now digital animal cruelty will bZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz okay enough already. Exhausting.
I think my Agumon's on his way to being a Greymon. I'm a good pet owner.
Idk what the purpose of digital pets really is. I have to clean up this fucker's poop like every hour. My actual dog poops once a day, why am I doing this to myself?
I was reading a bit about the le history of virtual pets, with an article published in 2000 claiming that they're harmful because they reinforce gender stereotypes by teaching girls(but not boys I guess) to nurture something. And it's even WORSE because moms would often HELP their children care for the virtual pets. Seeing their mothers in the process of caregiving is going to, horrifyingly, program girls into believing(sexistly, and therefore wrong) that being a caregiver is some kind of good thing. I'm paraphrasing, but only a little. It was about as intelligent as any sort of denial of the immutable differences between men and women. Fucking retarded, excuse me.
Anyway, what else...
I started playing God of War: Ghost of Sparta. It's... it's fun, I guess. I think it's too cinematic. Like half the time I'm not even fighting, I'm climbing walls or running out of collapsing buildings. And I don't give a shit about the story. Finding Kratos's brother? Who cares? Fuck.
Dante's Inferno was literally better. You know where you are. In Hell. You know where you're going. Further down. Kratos is just running around like an asshole. One minute I'm in Atlantis, the next I'm in Thebes? How did that even happen? And why am I even in Thebes? Did someone tell me to go there? I honestly can't even remember. Dante died, went to Hell, and needs to reach the bottom to save Beatrice. Simple. Go down. He's not flying all around Florence in quick-time events.
The combat's fun, and definitely cleaner than Dante's Inferno. And idk, I guess I'll probably get... new items... who cares, I'm so tired. I don't want to play this anymore.
Honestly, it doesn't help that Kratos is ugly as sin. It's funny that he's such an asshole though. At least there's that.
Okay, that's enough. It's a fine game, I probably just. It's me. I just don't give a shit about Kratos, and I'm tired of QTEs and cutscenes.
You know what else I'm tired of? The word "reactionary". It's just the Left's (necessarily) gayer version of "degenerate". It's not a serious term at all. As if Leftism is some kind of a default state of Humanity that the Right is simply "reacting" to. As if "change" somehow ISN'T a reaction to the status quo. As if the Right simply opposes "CHANGE" and don't have their own changes they desire, instead of simplying "retvrning to tradition". As if, if we accept fake-history memes about how everyone used to be homosexual and ugliness and obesesity were the highest standards of beauty, Leftism itself isn't ALSO a sort of "return to tradition". Just instead of the 1950s, they want to go back to idk, 500 BCE.(Before Christ's Era)
That's all. "Reactionary" is uh, redditspeak, it's not serious. Everyone's reacting to everything. "Degenerate" actually is more useful, it's not pretentious.
Digimon are the champions. Chaaaaaaaaaange into di-gi-tal chaaampions tooooooo save the digital WORLD.
If people who use the word "reactionary" were Digimon, they'd be poop Digimon. Not that there's anything wrong with that, since "wrong" is purely a social construct. Did you know in ancient civilizations, poop was actually worth more than gold and everyone worshipped poop? It's true, look at this ancient vase with a depiction of poop on it. I am a doctor.
I really wanted to make this more of a DIGIPOST, sry. Looking at it now, it's expanded so much since I was a kid. I guess Pokemon has too, but idk, the Pokemon anime--it's weird even calling it that, we never even knew the word "anime" when we were kids--never excited me like Digimon did. Idk why that is, what do you think? Maybe it was the characters? I mean, what is Pokemon's version of wimpy little Patamon suddenly becoming Angemon? I'm being too critical, it's just that Pokemon didn't hold much mystery, at least for me. I had a poster with them all on it, how was I supposed to be surprised? Ash is on a journey to do what, collect a bunch of badges and win the Pokemon League? That's just another form of "In Order To Face Me, You Must First Defeat My 32 Captains!" In Digimon, these kids were like thrown on a mysterious island and a bunch of monsters were trying to kill them and they had no idea what was going on. That's awesome. Again, I'm uh-- I don't like being critical of Pokemonlol. Its world is fantastic. Imagine Pokemon being real, and you can just wander around town-to-town and get free healthcare. That'd be tits. Absolute Irish girl ghost nipple tits. BUT: Digimon was uh, exciting to watch because things could happen like a goofy little worthless runt suddenly becoming an Angel and punching a hole through a demon's chest.
Pokemon were just animals.
And now I'm looking at a Digimon that's just a gun-wielding catgirl nun. Pokebros, not like this...
Enough already. I'm putting Agumon to sleep. I'llllllllll. ttyl. I'm a little out of it. I wanna write a Longbottom. I'll try later. Pls take care of yourself. And have a comfy day. God bless, fren.
10/19 The Divine Comedy
I can't believe what time it is. My life is a comedy.
Do you know how long it took me to pick out this blogbait pic? Too long. You don't UNDERSTAND how much WORK it is. It has to be just right, enticing but not lewd. Usually a selfie, but not necessarily. Low-res ideally, but again not necessarily. It can't be a professional shot--although it can be a professional model in a /candid/ shot.
The things I do to get you to read my blog. Really this is your fault. People just don't READ anymore, so I have to lure you in like a fucking angler fish.
Ooohh look at this shiny Korean girl, isn't she fascina-- SURPRISE it's my ugly blog full of razor sharp teeth.
Are angler fish even real? Oh, you think they are? Why don't you go Google them then? I'll wait.
Well? Notice how all of the pictures are just illustrations or fake 3D renders? It's like NASA's pictures of "space", it's literal fantasy.
I'm just kidding, I believe in angler fish. There were a few real pics, right? A few.
A few.
Anyway, I beat Dante's Inferno on the PSP earlier lol. It was fun. This is NOT my review of the game, because I really wanna dig DEEP on 1- how gay it is, but also 2- how accidentally-based it is, and 3- the retarded anti-Christian marketing campaigns for the game's release. That's all gonna be its own post.
For now I'll just say the PSP version was very fun, BUT ALSO, unnecessarily inferior to the PS3 version. There's things they remove that just don't even make sense. Like the bestiary and profiles of the damned souls you meet (like Pilate, who "TRICKED the Pharisees into ALLOWING Jesus to be killed") And they also removed the neato equippable Relics that give you stat boosts or some unique abilities. I can see not including *some* of the Relics I guess because... they might have unique animations, but uh, the bestiary's a *menu* with *text and images* and most of the Relics are, what, number changes?
Gimme my Eyes of Saint Lucia.
Other than that, and a few "BIG" sequences that I'm sure the PSP couldn't handle, it's still good. Well, you know, "good". I've probably warmed up to it a bit since my last playthrough. As much as I dislike about it, I've found new things to like.
Anything else?
Idk, I'm not really excited to play anything. I might try "The Lord of the Rings: Tactics" lmao. The Third Age was a good game. But it was sooooo... how do I want to say this... for example, it's just like, goofy how much they rely on that font from the movies, you know? It was too much of a movie game. Also, it suffers from uh... "too many references". Some of the items and abilities, man. "Kingsfoil" makes sense, right? But "Sauron Blood"? "Shelob Slime"? What even is "Maiar Embers"? Embers from a fire they created? That's not really "Maiar Embers", right? If you take embers from a fire *I* start, they're not "Ask Embers". It seems to suggest they're the remnants of a Maiar in the form of a flame. Why is t-- forget it, it doesn't matter. But that's what I mean, just throwing names onto items and abilities for the sake of it. Watch, I'll do it right now.
Tears of Galadriel. Radagast's boots. Entbark Shield. It just... something about it just feels CHEAP, you know? It's like fanfictiony, which I guess is necessary for it to exist at all. At least it's a "pure" fanfiction, as opposed to like, Amazon-LOTR which is as nonsensical but without the charm.
"Ermmmm, Tolkien never explicitly stated that Elrond couldn't be Jamaican."
Okay, I'm just WASTING your time now. I'll let you g-- I just started reading a bit of absolute fucking(excuse me) nonsense from a "Tolkien scholar". I really don't lik-- I... Hm. Look, it's just that I don't like things that I know are wrong being stated as facts, that's all. I don't have a problem with someone having their own interpretation of something from the Silmarillion, but when I know that there's no basis for it and it's being presented to people a-- and this isn't even a big deal, it's a few LITTLE details a guy got wrong. Meanwhile, the fucking "Tolkien Society" is running around insisting that it makes sense for monster truck rallies to exist in Middle Earth because uh, you do realize that Tolkien never wrote that monster trucks aren't in Middle Earth... right, incel?
Feminists are so ugly and mean it makes me sick to my stomach. Sorry, any time I jokingly call you an incel, I'm reminded of feminist redditors who live to complain about autistic shy guys who haven't put their penises inside of vaginas. The truest measure of worth for every gender of feminist.
Hey ya'll, have ya'll used any frontholes lately? Ya'll know who DOESN'T use frontholes? "Nice Guys"! (They're not nice, get it? I am nice, but don't worry I don't say I am directly!)
Am I getting off track? I might be. I uhh... hm. It's like this: men and women are supposed to love each other. So I don't like sowers of discord lmao. That goes for "Men Going Their Own Way" and it goes for Feminists. And it REALLY goes for MALE feminists acting like fucking scum to their fellow men for--whatever reason--not having used fronthole. Female feminists, like real women, are easily forgiven. MALE feminists--[started getting too angry, and then sad, sorry]
It just... it's such a waste of time, it's upsetting to me. If I hadn't wasted years of my life being a leftist, I would literally be married with kids right now. That's not theoretical, I fell into atheism and feminism when I was literally dating a traditional Christian girl(albeit not Catholic iirc) who wanted to get married and have kids. Thank GOD I at least didn't waste too much of her time after I really started getting bad.
So the way uh... the way that male feminists--like I was--use "I have used a woman tee-hee" to belittle men who have NOT committed the sin of premarital sex, INTENTIONALLY OR NOT, is juuuuuust... it just sucks. Because it's worse than like, gay and annoying, it's harmful. Being smug about using women will lead to you wasting years of your OWN life, never mind what you're doing to the women whether you or they admit it or not.
So incels are *literally* better men at least in that regard. Purity is a good thing, even if it's involuntary. lmao when uh-- when Nick Fuentes started calling himself an incel, that was just so great. Ah, thinking of Nick just cheered me up.
I'm tired. Let's wr-- oh, I got a nice email earlier, wanna respond to it with me? Let's see... in case he's uncomfortable with it, I'm not going to paste his exact words (if I ever get retard mail, I will of course post it in full). It's a nice message from a guy who said he's recently stopped being an atheist. Also he liked my G.K. Chesterton page. Good taste!
OkAAAAAY, you've suffered enough, right? What is this, HELL? Thank God it's not.
Please take care of yourself fren, and have a... warm day. I'll ttyl. God bless.
10/17 yes refunds
Hey fren, I hope you're well today.
I'm going to make an effort to clean up muh writing. Wizardbro inspired me. The last few years, I've just become very lazy in my punctuation and grammar. You've seen me not capitalize my is or add apostrophes in contractions. I'm going to blame my friends and girlfriends, because entirely, 100%, their fault. They all ruined me. That's not to say I'm going to "uhhhh... stop writing like this", I mostly just want to clean up my ...orthography? LOL.
I'm still an ellipsescel, I think they're very useful when they're not being used by Boomers or Gen Xers or Redditors in general... right?
Anyway, wanna talk about vidya or something? Wait no, "or something" first. I uh, lol I did something maybe bad. You tell me. Erm, Dear Reddit, Am I The Asshole?
I was listenan to a stream last night, and a comic artist (not EVS or Shane Davis) who I was backing for $100 had a bit of a Boomerish take on [That Conflict in the Middle East]. And it just like, offended me lmao. You know, it was just *I feel*, inhumanely anti-Muslim, which I don't like on its own as a Christian, and also pro-Israel, whichlmao. You know.
So I refunded my $100. I do feel bad about it. Are people not allowed to have stupid Boomer takes? Especially when they're almost Boomers anyway? Now I'm withdrawing my support from him, punishing him, and also punishing myself, because now I'm not going to get the comic books he's making--which I wanted, until, erm yikes, he repeated a very common take I didn't like.
It was wrong of me. A guy I *generally* like--you know, as a streamer and artist who I don't actually know IRL--says (1) wrong thing, and now I won't support him? It's not like the One Wrong Thing he said was something that'd make me never want to even think of him again, like IDK, disrespecting Christianity. Sure, I'm a little tired (as an American, who doesn't have to cope with Islam like the UK does) of anti-Muslim sentiment which seems to me something very convenient for war profiteers. And sure, I'm exhausted of Our Greatest Ally.
But so what? I'm taking my money back because out of the thousands of words I listen to you say every week, a few sentences were unpleasant?
The only other time I can think of when I've stopped supporting someone was when I unsubbed from the Patreon of The Biggest Problem in the Universe, because every single episode, without fail, Dick Masterson has some retarded remark about Christians. And that was what, $5 a month?
I'm punishing this guy x20 because he made ONE remark against a DIFFERENT religion? And again, "punishing" being *me* also not getting what are going to be some really cool comic books.
IDK, maybe I'll re-back him. Haven't I already talked myself into it? You know what the problem was, I was like dead tired and it just annoyed me. I was too hasty. So, that's that.
Ummmmmmm... sorry for going on so long. Wanna talk about vidya or something?
It's INSANELY easy to hack a PSP now. I think the only problem mightt be finding PSP games worth playing. If you have any recommendations for me, please lemme know. I got uh... Dante's Infernoooo(which I have to review eventually), uhh... Asscreed... Warriors Orochi... White Knight Chronicles... LOTR Tactics lol. A few others, but waaatever. I like the PSP though. It's got Shinobido on it lmao. Have I ever told you how much I love Shinobido?
There's SO many cool games that were only released in Japan though. We really got screwed. Like always. Those DEMONIC Europeans were even going to try to keep Shinobido from us! Unforgivable!
Anyway, lemme let you go. Oh-- I got a second Digimon egg in my Digivice. Idk when it's going to hatch. My first mon's an Agumon now lol. I love that. Maybe I'll rewatch the anime. There's just so little time to do anything, right?
Let me stop wasting yours now.
I'll TTYL, pls take care of yourself and have a comfy day. God bless, fren.
10/16 a cold day in Hell
hey fren, i hoooope. you're well today.
I just finished reading Snowman: A Cold Day in Hell. I liked it a lot.
I don't like gore. And this was some of the goriest stuff I've ever seen. But I still liked it, A LOT, anyway.
It's aboutttt... 2 guys traveling together back in the idk, Wildest West days. During winter. A White man and a Red man. And they come across some absolutely inhuman scenes of slaughter.
There's an Indian named Black Dog whose family was killed by Whites--something happened, we don't know yet--which made him like, an undead monster who can control snow and ice. And now he's murdering every White person he sees, eradicating entire towns.
Now, the racial issues are handled pretty well. This story about White settlers and a heckin' victimized Native isn't even remotely anti-White or anti-Indian, which is like *GASP*, what? How can that be? It be. If this was written by like, some gay idiot in California the message would be "His anger is valid!" and that the White people deserve it. No such thing here: Murder is bad.
The Indian protag is named Daniel and he's uh, cool. Strong, smart hunter guy, you know. When his fren starts to wonder if Whites really are devils, he gives a Colonel Miles speech about Whites not doing anything evil that Reds don't do. Leftists might call him an Uncle Bull (da dum tss) but he's really just like, a rational human being. His fren is a White man named Sam, who's a Christian and wildly, Christianity's handled pretty well in the story. Daniel, I think, is not a Christian, but doesn't give Sam any kind of Milennial redditor remarks about it whatsoever. There's no tired gay "Where's your god now?" dialogue.
What else... it's gorey. Black Dog murders the everloving shit out of dozens of people in the book, and every other page is blood, guts, and limbs flying everywhere. I'm not into that, at all. But uh... I don't care lol.
In-between the carnage, it's a preddy neat story. Daniel has some connection to Black Dog, and Black Dog doesn't seem to want to kill him, or even Sam even though Sam's White.
Also there's talking rabbits.
Uh... I enjoyed it a lot. My only complaint is that it ended too soon! It was published by EVS through All Caps Comics, but #2 is going to have SEX so EVS doesn't want to publish it and will just help him promote it instead. I don't blame him, All Caps issss supposed to be like young teen-friendly. I'll be looking forward to it though, to knowing WHAT'S THE DEAL with Black Dawg's powers and can he be stopped? And I guess I won't object to seeing a boob.
Aiiiiight I'm tired. Is this post just going to be a Snowman review? ...yes, I think so. I'm ...... idk. I feel like starting something new. I'm not ENDING Longbottom, but I think I have to write something else for a bit. I started reading a Patrick Tomlinson book, and it's sickeningly bad, but at least he tried. What's the use of being a better writer(I am and so are you)if I'm simultaneously too lazy to try to write something sincere? I'm so tired though.
I'll ttyl. Pls take care of yourself, aaaaand have a good, comfy day. God bless, fren.
10/14 dontt worry everything's ok
[a paragraph of me complaining about "realistic" man-faced women in AAA games]
anyway, hey. i hopeyoureeeeeee. i hope youre well t oday.
im... how am i... im okay. i just gotta type a little to raise my mood. or something. sry, let's start over.
...Boarscabs School of Witchhunting... is that a good idea? hm.
wanna clear out some of my reminders with me? Let's see...
"Atomic Heart and Chernobylite. 2 games I don't even remember getting." oh yeah... hm. im probably never going to play them lmfao. im sure they're great, but im... kinda out of my cheeki breeki phase and more into uh, anime girl games under 50 gigs. idk, life is weird. a few years ago the idea of being TIRED of playing as a Russian guy in a gas mask sneaking around a wasteland would be ABSURD. whatever. maybe ill feel like playing them before i die.
"feminist literature" lmao.
"Midway on our life's journey, I found myself
In dark woods, the right road lost." ah, from when I decided to send Parvati Patil to Purgatory. I don't think I was able to work this line in though, but what a great line.
"Your ex-GF is now on the enemy side." lmao i saw that on a ... thing. idk really, i guess it was an AI chatbot and that's the character it was? i was trying to get good prompts to generate Longbottom characters. (spoiler: didnt work out) imagine your ex-girlfriend trying to kill you in a military conflict. something ... KINDA similar happened in the Ender's Shadow series I think... except she wasn't the ex-gf, she was just... aforget it, i cant even remember. let's move on.
ah, the detailed instructions for getting Mew in Pokemon R/B/Y. Very important.
Okay, thanks for helping me clear some notes. There's a lot more, but I'll spare you for now.
Wanna talk about anything else? Vidya?
Echoes of Wisdom. is good. i like it. it's fun. uhhhhhhhhhhhh... you know. you're Zelda and you make. echoes. it's kinda neato creating monsters to attac other monsters, there's a fair amount of variety for everything. I really like making a Deku Baba and carrying him around over my head so he can nom enemies. That's fun. And the Peahat is really cool and and he can fly. im so tired. uh... no, that's it. it's good though. the game's puzzles are niiiice, the music's niiiiiiice, i haven't noticed any poz which was always a fear for when "playable Zelda!" would finally happen again. Frankly the game's probably great for little girls. And also big strong genius men like you and I.
whatelse... Snowman's coming tomorrow. It's a... comic. zzzzzzzzi--CYBERFROG DARK HARVEST IS DONE AND GOING TO THE PRINTER im very very excited. How much longer until it's in my hands? like a month maybe? pls i just wanna read muh frog book.
ok that's it. no more. ill ttyl. pls take care of yourself. have a good, comfy day. God bless, fren.
10/11 did i need a new mouse pad?
hey fren. i hope you're well today.
i got a digimon digital.pet. i decided to get one over a tamagotchi because... they're supposedly lower-maintenance... they have a better chain... i like digimon... and let's face it, ill probably just get a tamagotchi too later anyway.
it's not like i have anything approaching self-control. im in some kind of a nostalgia-hoarding mood that im just BARELY surviving.
uh.. hm. ill be all right. you know, I worked out today? isn't that crazy? the last week, my stomach hasnt feltt so bad. i cut out red meat. maybe it's. helping a little. idk. seafood SCARES me so now im like idk, the Hound.
Bring me a chicken. Make it 2 chickens.
lmao EVS is doing another $14.88 sale rn. UnFROGettable tales volume 2. i already have it.
uhhhhhh... so look at this mouse pad. It came up on amazon when i was searching for muh digital pet. can you believe this? look at Sora biting her FUCKING glove.
what are these faces called again... gesugao? Remember that U Got That song? i think that was when most people discovered those faces. that was just. dem faces though.
you know, when i heard that Sora didn't end up with Tai, i was disgusted. that's even more disgusting than Harry Potter ending up with Ginny fucking Weasley over Cho, or even freaking Hermione. Bitch that she is.
I did really like the touch of Hermione not taking Ron's last name though in "The Cursed Child" book. like that's just pure comedy. (none of this matters since JK Rowling's work is not canon, mine is)
I rly liked Sora when I was a kid. i did *not* like that girl with the stupid cowboy hat. I mean, I like her in this image, but that's different.
you know though, I think i remember an episode where she was taking a shower and that... ?rooster?(edit: Kokatorimon lmao) thing was sneaking up on her. but the fact she was taking a shower, made my little brain go "alriiight this is cool"
girls are just fucking cool, man.
uh... hm... did you wanna talk about something? OH SHEEEIT, did you know there's TENCHU GAMES on the PSP? I'm gonna try them out. I hope they're not bad. There's one for the DS and it's fun but it's really simple. I'm really hungry for a ninja game.
imagine a... ninja tomboy gf...
like. Tenten from Naruto. She was so useless thoughlmao BRUHH NARUTO IS SO UNDERRATED-- i wanna wa-- is there a good Naruto game or are they all fighting games? They're probably all fighting games.Zzzzzzzzz
anyway i uh... was playing Shinobido on the PSP. It's pretty cool. It's mooostly similar to the PS2 version but instead of it being "choose your own adventure", it's a uh... campaign of missions. and you can't craft your own equipment, there's preset loadouts. so. it's not as good. but still good enough to enjoy. Shinobido was such a SHOCKINGLY enjoyable game. there'szzz... the same team makes the ...Way of the Samurai games i think. ive never played them though. but if they're just the same with Samurai, they're probably great.
kk, im going on too long now. what a DUMB post. i dont need a new mouse pad, im not spending $26 on a mouse pad that i dont need just because it has girls from my childhood making sexy faces at me. I DO have some self control. let's wrap up. uhhhhhh... ill write a new Longbottom tomorrow i think. is that all? thats allzzzz
ill ttyl. pls take care of yourself, aaaaandhave a relaxing da-- REEEEEEEE
!@!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! TATSURO TAIRA IS FIGHTING LATER MAKE SURE YOU WATCH HIM(SATURDAY NIGHT)! GO TATSURO! DO YOUR BEST!
now then.have a relaxing day pls. God bless fren
10/10 YOU'RE SO COLD KEEP YOUR HAND IN MINE
WISE MEN WONDER WHILE. STRONG MEN DIIIIIIIIIEEEEE
SHOW ME HOW IT ENDS, IT'S ALL RIIIIIIIGHT
SHOW ME HOW DEFENSELESS YOU REALLY AAAARE
hey fren, i hope youre wel today
i did not have a snow storm, but i had a touch of hurricane. just a touch.
i've always been very blessed to live in areas that don't get flooded, so even though I've been through more hurricanes than I can even remember, it's never been too bad.
Actually, when I was living in New Jersey, a BLIZZARD (ah-ha, blogbait pic related) was probably the worst storm of my life...
I'd been working that day, like an idiot who figured "bah, I've driven through snow before nbd". But it was too much this time and I COULD NOT get home. What was normally about a... say 45 minute drive had turned into several hours of slippin' and slidin'. Thank God it was at least at night and all the roads were empty so I wasn't inconveniencing anyone. Well, except the cop who ended up having to pick me up me when I finally couldn't go any further and had to park in a lot.
I was just going to sleep in my car, and I guess die or whatever, but my girlfriend called the cops to come get me.
I think she might have been smarter than me.
Anyway, the cop took me home in one of those cool tanks. It felt kinda like Rocket Power when they got saved in the amphibious urban assault vehicle. It wasn't really a tank at all, but you know, it was a BIG VEHICLE that could uh, drive in deep snow.
Anyway, I got home, and uh, my power was out forever. Like, 2 weeks. I had to stay at my gf's, but I wasn't allowed to sleep with her and her mom was stingy with the heat, so I was still cold.
YOU'RE SO COLD BUT YOU FEEL ALIVE
LAY YOUR HAND ON ME, ONE LAST TIIIIIIIIIIMEEEEE
So that was really the worst storm I was ever in. Hurricanes? I've always been spared their full wrath.
Any the power usually comes on much sooner than 2 weeks+. Like this time, when it came back in under 24hrs. neato.
Anyway, I uhhh... that's all for now, I'm exhausted. I hope YOU are okay. ill ttyl. Pls have a comfortable day. God bless, fren
10/07 A storm is coming for askers like you...
hey fren hope you're well today.
this morning i started refreshing my folder of "cute but not lewd azn girls to get you to click on my blog", and it's like a nightmare trying to appropriate ones. there's a lot of FACTORS. you know, I had a bunch saved from 4chan as reaction images, but ive used them all up, i have to go HUNTING for more, i raaaarely go on any board of 4chan anymore--the black dick posters from Some Country That Isn't The U.S. pretty successfully ruined /v/ for me-- and I can't stand /pol/ anymore unless it's being delivered by our beloved /pol/ News Network so it's up to ME. And *I* have crippling Yellow Fever, so it's like-- it's WORK, do you understand? It's WORK to find a bunch of blog-bait pictures of Asian girls.
anyway, what's new? what do you wanna talk about? how about some vidya?
I started playing Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon for the DS. It's really easy. i think it might be ranked the 2nd easiest Fire Emblem game. I'm very okay with that. It's a remake offff... i think the original. Um... it's aight. for some reason, the story isn't quite as compelling to me as the GBA games, or even uh, Three Houses. i dont care im so tired
what uh else...zzzzzzz... Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance kinda sucks. The double-castle thing makes it so boring lol. and i was actually enjoying it up until then but now it's like, the map suddenly got twice as big, and it's just EXHAUSTING trying to find where to go. it doesn't feel like exploration as much as... something else. What would you call exploration that's not-at-all-fun? whatvever, im only half awake im sorry.
what else? Portrait of Ruin though, is fun so far. 2 characters at once, Charlotte's .neat. if you hold up for 10 seconds, she does a sexy arms_behind_head pose, very important. rly though, the game's pretty cool. it even has SIDE QUESTS. also there'slmao there's like some enemy... ZACCHINO who tries to give Charlotte a rose and says "I LOVE YOOOOU!!" and doesnt attack, but if you're playing as Jonathan he just tries to kill you. And you know what? The "portrait worlds" you go to are way more interesting than "another fucking castle on top of the one you're in". I wish Harmony of Dissonance wasn't... bad. I try so hard to give older games a chance, but the difference in quality-- in all aspects--between HoD and Aria of Sorrow, also the on GBA? It's incredible.
The one thing that I do like about HoD is that you can get a Bible as a sub-weapon and it's so powerful you can just clobber bosses in a minute without even trying. Now that's based.
Uhhh... Order of Ecclesia will be the last handheld Castlevania, aaaaand. i played a bit of it. It's good so far, i dig it. that's all.
UFC? i fell asleep early so i missed some of the fights, but when i woke up i took a little caffeine so i could make sure to see Alex Pereira clobber Khalil Rountree. Khalil did a lot better than people(not me)thought he would, so now everyone's(not me) overcorrecting and giving him way too much praise for his performance. that's another post, though, you're suffering enough.
anyway, a STORM actually IS coming for me, even though I'm not an asker, I am Ask. so lemme wraaaap it up...
Waifu Library released another chapter of Mil-Sim Story, I'm a still a *few* behind, but I'm catching up! I think I'll read like two after I'm done here. Why do I feel... i think i didnt get enough sleep or somethinglmao the story of my life is waking up feeling less-refreshed than i did when i went to sleep.
im okay.
kkk let's part ways. i'll talk to you later. pls take care of yourself, and have a comfy day. God bless, fren
