11/29 Thanks
hey hey, hope you're well fren.
Uhhhh, did you have a nice Thanksgiving?
What are some things you're thankful for?
I wish I could be thankful for more Digimon options, but we get nothing over here 😩
Some of the Digimon Colors or Digimon Pendulums are going for hundreds of dollarydoos on eBay. I do like the cheap ones I have, but it'd be cool to have one that's in color, that's rechaaaaargeable, that has a neat little shake gimmick.
The bands are just-- I can't do it, right? I'd gladly wear it while I'm working out to train it, but I've heard they DIE in a single day if you're not wearing them, and 1- I'm not wearing a toy in public, I'm no-longer big enough to pull it off, and 2- I've become reliant on this smartwatch that I never told you I got, despite me talking about how stupid and gay smartwatches are.
anyway THANKSGIVING, Happy Thanksgiving. What am I actually thankful for?
idk, everything that I constantly take for granted until the one day a year I'm reminded to be thankful?
The computer I'm typing this on is nice, I've got a nice desk covered in nice things. Nice practical things like quality Japanese pencils I never use and nice toys like-- let's see, a Sakuya figure, a Cyberfrog, a Vyzpzz(his wasp enemies), aaaa little Shadow from Kingdom Hearts, a Deku Scrub Link, a chibi Annie Leonhart (best girl besides Misaka, you can't count Misaka because it's not fair), a tiny Cthulhu totem as described in the story... a Digimon X with a Meg-- yeah, I *AM* thankful for all these things, even if they are stupid, because I live a life where I can have stupid things while other people have nothing.
My aches and pains, my stomach issues? Other people can't walk and need to eat and shit with tubes.
It's very... hm. I take a lot for granted. I take everything for granted, and I'm already just. Imagine losing your toes. I was watching The Sopranos and AJ helped pour acid on this kid's toes, they had to be amputated. Imagine that. Then he laughed at the kid walking around on crutches. Later, he gets traumatized because one of his friends says "nigger" and they beat up a black guy. Beat up, not poured acid on, just beat up. The acid was fine, the racism wasn't. There's a lot of (I believe) unintentional messages in The Sopranos, it's very early-2000s with its social messaging. Vito's a complete degenerate scumbag cheating on his wife with God-knows how many men, but homophobia is bad. Sure, he didn't have to die, but so much screen time is just "Hey look at these dumb fat Italians being sooOoooo ignorant and backwards about everything!" Tony gives some crime statistics to his daughter, after her bike is stolen by a black kid, and she gets the last word in the discussion by blaming the long-debunked "it's not race, it's poverty" theory. An Evangelical preacher comes to annoy Tony in the hospital, and for no reason, Tony starts defending abortion because "what if they ban Viagra" and arguing with him about the age of the Earth. Okay, the Evangelical wasn't Italian-- that's the only time Italians are allowed to be the good guys in the show, when they're opposing the Catholicism they profess to argue with Evangelicals, the Christians who are hated even more by the producers of the show.
Why am I talking about this rn?
anyway, I'm thankful for... what's close to me rn...
my doggo, she's very cute and yellow and white and big.
YOU if you're reading this. You know the dopamine hit Iget from people liking my posts, like Wizardbro and Lesserbro? It's a nice little uh-- it's like getting a piece of chocolate randomly. You guys are real SWEET, ya know that?
I'm thankful I have some family that loves me. I was invited to my cousin's, but I just wasn't feeling well enough to go. You know, the Eternal Tummy. She's less than an hour away, I'd like to spend more time with her but idklmao lately I've had this issue with cars, the road gives me a freaking headache, everything just gives me headaches and I'm tired from the moment I wake up to the moment I --
I'm complaining in the Thanksgiving post, I know.
My mom got me a new cross for Christmas (She gives me my Christmas present months in advance). I like it, but it's a little heavy. Heavier than my old one+my Saint Raphael medal. Oy vey my scrawny little neck.
It's still silver, I like that. I've always liked silver more than gold. I like the word "silver" more than the word "gold", and I like the color more. So it's very nice that it's less expensive than gold.
It's also an IMPORTANT part of Ys: The silver sword, armor, and shield are CRUCIAL for fighting evil. They're also uh, evil themselves kinda-- but not reallyyy, it uh... you know they were going for a... when humans in Ys first dug silver out of the ground, they became obsessed with it, and that's where evil came from. Basically.
I replayed Ys I & II on the DS for fun. It's a lot less painful your second time.
The first time, it hurts, you don't really know what you're doing, you're scared, you just have this natural instinct that you want to do it and the overall experience was still pleasurable. But the SECOND time, it's a lot more enjoyable.
A neat little SECRET I learned (which is an achievement on the Steam version) is that you can get the main gril's "measurements" in 1 by lmao cornering her while she's following you. Of course there's reddit threads decrying this as creepy. Redditors just think any interaction between men and women is icky, it has nothing to do with the cornering, which obviously was just intended to make it more of a hidden action rather than just allow you to press A on her and measure her bust, waist, and hips. (84, 56, 85 btw, she's *literally* a goddess)
In Ys II though, uh... you can measure another person. A... boy lmao and the achievement's called "The Police Are On Their Way". (B: 66, W: 55, H: 66 for him)
I wonder if that was in the original release of the game. I really don't know. It's a very "bold" thing to include in the game lmao as if they wanted to outdo the last one. Since I'm an unironic believer that It's Okay When Japan Does It I'm not going to sit here and complain about it. What would I even be complaining about? It's not MORE disgusting than the sex scenes in The Last of Us 2. It's an image of an anime boy with a text box saying "Uh... it's kinda cramped here." Anime boys are LITERALLY girls anyway. What, you think I'm coping? Of course I am, I don't care. It's a great game, the achievement's FUNNY, and I DON'T CARE because whataboutism is valid and every AAA game made in America+Europe is 10,000 more sexually inappropriate. Don't you literally assist in a gay hookup in Spiderman? I don't know for sure, sorry, I'm never going to play it.
I've really gotten off-topic.
Anyway, THANKS for GIVING me your time, reading this really dumb blog post. I know it was uh, silly lol. But really, thank God life is as good as it is.
Pls take care of yourself, happy late Thanksgiving
God bless,fren
11/26 men only want one thing
hey fren, hope you're well today. I finished Ys VI: Aaaaaark of Napishhhhtim...
i liked it a lot. it wasssss... really good.
easier than Ys 1, by far. Easier than Ys 2? A little. The final boss got me a few times, but I wasn't even fully-leveled, I didn't fully-level my swords either, and I didn't have as many healing items as I could have. And I still went through the entire endgame with minimal difficulty on normal.
that's just to say that the game is much more "modern" in difficulty, and not ball-bustingly hard like Ys 1.
Just like 1&2, plenty of cool magical items to find, neat towns to buy stuff, dungeons to explore, monsters to kill, great music, charming characters.
This is a little random, but something that i really liked wasss-- there's a miserable drunkard who's depressed because he's away from his family. you can sell him some special strong booze you find, right? He gives you 2500 gold, which is basically worthless. Orrrr: you can instead give it to a happy, relatively healthy and responsible fisherman who just enjoys being drunklol. And HE'LL give you a locket that he fished up, and THAT. LOCKET. contains a picture of the miserable drunk's family, and you can give it to him, and it reignites his will to live and get back to them. Which is awesome. and instead of a worthless amount of gold, he gives you a lucky coin, which is coooooool and increases your luuuuuuck.
just a neat little "trade" quest, right? i love that kinda stuff.
uuhhhh... story. the story's good. kinda a... lore-heavy mystery that you slowly unravel while adventuring around. it's nothing mind-blowing, but it is uh... good, it's just good.
and most importantly, you get to save ALL the girls
maybe my biggest issue with the gamelmao is that Adol basically comes to this island, makes the Priestess and her little sister fall in love with him by being so cool and heroic and saving them and the world, and just leaves. The last image in the credits is Adol cheerfully waving goodbye to the Priestess and her sister, while they're looking REALLY SAD that he's going lol iT'S ACTUALLY KINDA WILD. i wonder if i can find them...forget it, I can't. Just imagine that silver-haired girl looking completely miserable next to an older sister, who is also sad, while you, a cheerful red-headed adventureclown wave at them with a big stupid autistic smile on your face.
That blonde girl, Terra's on the same boat as you at the end but I'm sure you'll break her heart too.
Adol is kinda like Link I guess. But at least, among the zillion different Links, some of them ended up with Zelda or Malon, right? Adol's just adventuring around the world, constantly breaking EVERY FEMALE HEART he comes across. HE DID THE SAME THING IN YS1 AND 2, he's-- okay that's enough.
Uhhhhh... i liked it a lot though, I really did. The game's fantastic. The combat's a little-- well, very repetitive. But the enemeies and scenery's always changing, so it's all good. I'm uhhhh... i think I'm gonna play throoough Oath in Felghana, which I thiiiink takes place *before* Napishtim, I just went through the intro. It has VOICE ACTING, and even though it's English, which normally is offensively bad, the main gril's voice is actually really, really nice. Like if I say the English actress for Zelda in BOTW is a 2/10, which it is, this is aaaa... 7. It not only isn't unbearable, but it's. good.
English voice acting that's good? That's so weird.
okay, that's all. iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim gonna go. Longbottom later, but i need sleep.
plssss take care of yourself aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand have a relaxing day. God bless fren
11/23 That's what Shi said
Hey fren, hope you're well today.
What do you wanna talk about? How about... idk, some vidya? Aaand I'll do a UFC recap at the end. Right? Okay.
Also I'm like... idk 1/3 done with a new Longbottom chapter. It's taking a little too long, but I think it's funny. Harry's not handling Cho denying him sex very well.
Uhh... vidya? No, first Digimon. I think I'm gonna add... little pics of whatever Digimon I have at the moment. My index is a little crowded though, idk... I'll put it on the "About" page or somethinglol. SO I've got Beelstarmon X, and I successfully prevented her from trooning out into Diaboromon X. I've also gottt a... MetalGarurumon X, and if I don't fuck up he'll be an Omnimon X in a few days. Exciting, right?
I hada ... Craniummon X, but I must have fucked up because he was neeeever becoming an Alphamon. But that's okay! Because he died! lmao idk how, he just. Died. You get a chance to save them by hitting the B-button 100 times, but by the time I realized what was happening, it was too late. I tried. But I used the egg he left behind to make muh Beelstarmon X, so he did not die in vain. Of course, Digimon never really die anyway.
Aaaaaaaand... my third slot in the device is just a Sistermon Blanc. Idk what I'll try to do with her, I have to focus on not ruining MetalGarurumon's life rn.
vidya? ...Ys VI is still neato. Ys VIII is really fun, but. I think I might prefer the older games. That's aaaaaall. I'll...say.more..later...maybea...........Ys.......reviewpage......zzzzzzzzzz
UFC recap?................. no, no. Just a little. I took some notes, but I was only half-paying attention to some of the fights becausee Ys VI. Let's see...
>Stipe tribute is 1 week late, but it was nice
>I love Wang Cong, she's so cringe and cute (but she lost via TOTAL FLUKE headkick+rear naked choke after beating the tar out of her opponent for the first round! SAD!)
>Kai Asakura's coming soon to fight Pantoja. I looove Pantoja, but having a Japanese champion would be cool. But can he do it? idk, Pantoja's just SO GOOD. Another thing to uh, consider is would Asakura be able to defend the belt? The current #8 Flyweight ALREADY beat Asakura in Rizin. I don't love his chances against Pantoja in the first place. The UFC's apparently trying to move more into Asian countries. But I kinda don't want them to. LEAVE THE ASIANS ALONE. That's another topic though, it's complicatedLEAVE THEM ALOOOONEE!!! DISNEY ARI NOSEMANUEL FUCK OFFFFFFFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
>Um, Petr Yan beat the shit out of Deiveson Figueiredo for 5 rounds. Okay that's not fair, it was competitive, but Yan did win every round pretty decisively. There were some totally delusional retards going into r5 like "it's 2-2, it all comes down to this!" and it's like ...you mother fucker, what fight are you watching? Yan is up 4 rounds.
And whenever the judges agree with me, they're right--and all three did agree with me, 50-45 Yan. He deserved that, he's SUFFERED enough, from the bullshit DQ against Aljo to being robbed against O'Malley. He should be CHAMPION right n--oh wait, I forgot about Merab. Okay, but uh still.
Oh and >Muslim Salikov is the first UFC fighter in history to have TWO spinning wheelkick KOs. Good for him. He's over 40 and he's kicking people in the head.
Okay that's all. I..... I'm tired or something, i'll ttyl.
oh i forg..ottt.............. Shi Ming, who is CUTE, got a comeback headkick KO and her poor opponent was out for over 4 minutes. Last I heard she was doing better at the hospital.
also also. the MYSTERY Rob Liefeld cover for the new Shi book was revealed and it'ssss... meh. This is a part of it. It's uh... I might switch covers lol. It's just. and he. He kinda...messed up her arms a bit, and uh... it's just. it's not bad. but
anyway i'll ttyl. pls take care of yourselfaaaand. have a comfy day. God bless, fren
11/20 Ys-y does it
Hey fren, I hope you're well today.
Uhhhh... hm. I just finished Ys II. Like Ys I, it was pretty great until the end, which was miserable. Ys I throws a 24-level tower at you, but Ys II throws a labyrinth city at you called the Temple of Solomon (or, Salmon in the localization) I think I spent more time running around the Temple of Solomon than I did the rest of the entire game.
That said, uhhhh... it wasn't too hard. The game's easier than the first. The bosses are a less cheap, you have *magic* now so you can use a ranged attack. Most of the bosses didn't kill me once and none of them killed me twice. So, that's nice. I played on normal, I'm never going to play it on nightmare. It already was a nightmare.
It's really a very... interesting game. There's so much about it that I really, really like. Just like the first game, the world is very charming. You have a lOoOoOooove interest now. You can give her flowers. And apples. You can give anyone flowers or apples. There's equipment and items to buy to make life easier, there's mAaaAagical items to find-- I think I missed one... ah I did. Also I missed a bunch of MEAT that you can get from giving gifts to certain villagers.
Not that useful. The game is actually really easy outside of bosses. Your fireball magic yeets any enemy in a few shots, and you can fire huuuuuundreds of them without running low on magic. It's very easy to grind. The Temple of Solomon is just so exhausting to find your way around. There's a six-section outer level, there's two separate inner-levels that aren't connected, there's an underground cannal system that doubles in size after you drain it, it's justaSAHAAHAEHUERTOEAURGJOIJ AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!1
Good game though, glad I played it.
I guess my only issue with the story, which is otherwise perfect, is a single uh... "idea" with the ending. Basically the goddesses who watch over Ys are like "Humans don't need goddesses anymore, you'll do fine on your own :) " which is a very Japanese thing, but *in the story* they uh... definitely need goddesses lmao.
Because I'm religious, it's in my nature to simp for gods and goddesses in fiction: I rekindled the flame in Dark Souls and I maintain it's the right decision. And I'm right.
And I'm right here too.
Like you--Adol-- were only able to save the world with the blessings of the two goddesses. Basically, the uh... the devil lmao, his name is DARM, and he uh... how do I put this... silver is... silver is evil lol and uh, when it was mined, he uh... and then uh... they sealed him away... and he came back when... more silver ...
it doesn't matter lmao, the point is he's the cause of ALL EVIL in Ys and you LITERALLY could not have defeated Darm without the power of the goddesses. Now granted, they also needed to use Adol, they couldn't *for whatever reason* fight him on their own, but they were still ESSENTIAL in defeating him. And defeating him also uh... got rid of all the magic in the world.
So how does that equal "humans don't need goddesses anymore"? It doesn't. In fact they even say "we'll still watch over the world to make sure magic doesn't return". So they're basically starting a uh... non-intervention policy? *Unless* magic(basically nukes) returns? Why? And what were they doing prior to Darm's return anyway? Were they actively helping people and now they're *not* going to?
It just doesn't make any sense. One of the goddesses even said she "felt" that humans don't need her anymore *DURING* the time that Darm was causing chaos, so it's not even a matter of "magic's gone, evil's gone, you don't need us anymore."
It, chronologically, doesn't make sense.
That's my issue with it.
On top of, obviously, the humanism vibes, which I of course hate. I hate it enough in real life, but in this video game where I literally killed a demon with a sword blessed by goddesses--I watched them bless it--I don't want you to tell me "Tee-hee, humans don't need nuffin from nobody" as if their existence doesn't matter.
That's all, it's very uhh... I'm being a liiiiittle unfair, but you know, it's a very common Japanese sentiment in media, and I never really like it. I'll give the story credit for them still "watching over the world to ensure magic doesn't come back".
And at least they weren't the real final boss lmao
Anyway... that's Ys 1 and 2. I'd almost call them masterpieces, I really think they're great games, I love the world, the lore, the characters, the music, but their END SECTIONS are pure fucking misery, and Ys 1's bosses are fucking ridiculous.
That's all. That's my Ys review-- hey I can use most of this for a new review page, that's great.
Anywaaaaaayyyy... idk, I guess I'll either finish Ys VI or try out Ys VIII. Uhhh... maybe not right away, I might be a little Ysed out rn.
Is there anything else? There always is, but I'll let you go for now. Uhhhhhhhhh... Longbottom later, I forgot to write one yesterday. idk what's even going on... okay, Goyle's in love, and Isabel just killed Bellatrix. Got it.
I'll ttyl, pls take care of yourself aaaaand have a warm day. God bless, fren
11/18 Longbloggom
Hey fren, I hope you're well today.
Uhhh... how about... we do some updates... we check some of my REMINDERS... aaaand... quick UFC recap? aaaaand... maybe we write a Longbottom together?
I'll try not to make it TOO boring.
Let'sseee... Muh All Caps beanies came in. UPS LOST it, so they sent me another one. Four beanies, for $30. You believe that? Oy vey whadduh deal! They're comfy too. Truly blessed.
I actually zoomed through Ys I on the DS, just on Very Easy to reward myself for suffering through it on PC. It's... kinda better on the DS. So much so that I actually started Ys II on it and got up to where I was on the PC version, and I think I'll just continue on the DS. You get a maaaap, the menuing is a little more fun, instead of the bump-combat, you just press to swing your sword normally, and that's pretty neat. Idk which translation is better, but I've enjoyed the DS one so far. Actually I didn't remember to check for the Harry Potter references. If the DS doesn't have them, it's the superior version. Sry, I love Harry Potter as much as the next guy who writes insane Harry Potter fanfiction, but I don't need some LOCALIZER replacing original content with fucking irrelevant references. I get the impression that a lot of English localizers think they're good writers. And that's a problem, because they're not. Even if they were, I'd still prefer errmmm, just the translation prease :) I bought this Japanese game for the Japanese writer's words, not yours.
Ok ok let's move on... cross off some reminders herreee...
"no-one gives a fuck about celebrities"... eh. New article idea. idk how much I care though, it's a little too negative. I can... make it positive I guess...
"looking at PS2 games, recognized the cover art of a 20 year old visual novel from a hentai artist." okay, I definitely already wrote about that, let's cross that off...
"🦑 something neato 🦑 https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/nosfero-the-crypt-walker-the-art-2nd-edition" oh, that's a new comic book I'm backing. It looks really cool--it's hand-painted, isn't that neat? The artist is a cool guy, too. I'll link it... here I just wanted to share that. I'll cross that off noww...
"Amazon Basics Multitool vs Leatherman Wingman" lmao that's going into the story. I'll try to add it today so I can cross it off.
"Mirko is a fit dark-skinned bunnygirl from My Hero Academia. But Mirko Cro Cop is a retired MMA fighter, regarded as one of the best to ever do it." Uhh... idk, I guess that's just some fun trivia for you.
Okay, that's enough reminders. What's next?
FIGHTS. I'll just go over a few of them, it wasn't uh... that interesting.
Jim Miller got a guillotine and retired Damon Jackson, adding to his record of most-wins in the UFC. That's pretty neat, right? Jim's like, what 100 years old. It sucked seeing him lose to Bobby Green last time, but hey, he's back. Still ancient, still fighting.
Okay, Martinez vs McGhee sucked. First 2 rounds, Martinez wasn't throwing anything. At all. The entire fight, I had the impression that he was better than McGhee-- and when he finally decided to start throwing punches, he won the 3rd round. But ffs he. wasn't. throwing. anything. People are acting like it was a McGhee masterclass. But uh, I didn't see it at all. Martinez just didn't want to win for some reason, so he made McGhee look like a hurricane of strikes. But Martinez's defense was also pretty good. He just. wasn't. throwing. anything. When he finally decided to kick McGhee's legs out from under him, it was too late. Uhhhh... idk. SAD.
What else... I don't care about like anyyy of these... Bo Nickal lmao. Bo Nickal decided to not use his greatest weapon, wrestling. He decided to test his striking. And he won round 1, and then he won round 2, and then he won round 3, against a much taller, longer man. Everyone hated it, because Bo was veeeeeery low output. I loved it, it kept me paying attention. He hurt Craig baaaaaaad in the ...2nd or 3rd, idr, but he didn't try to finish. I love Bo Nickal lmfao because ufc fans hate him, and they're all gay retards with goldfish brains who can't bear a little slower-paced fight. And he's just totally shameless about it, he doesn't care at all that everyone hated it hahahrahuahahah I LOVE BO NICKAL.
okay.uhh... Oliveira did great. 50-45? Got dropped and almost got finished in the 3rd because he's like... so fragile now, but he got back up, even though Chandler hit him in the back of the head a dozen times. Uhh... Chandler's so fucking tiny looking. Idk how Charles could ever hope to beat Islam if Chandler gave him problems. Sure, he dominantly won, but right to the end, Chandler could have thrown a big goofy goober punch and sent Olives down. HOW CAN HE COPE WITH ISLAM, WHO IS TWICE CHANDLER'S SIZE? Great fight though, Charles looked great.
FINALLY...
I love Jon Jones lmao. I don't CARE that his career is built on lies, because after he KO's Stipe with a body kick in r3, he does the the Never Come Down Trump dance, credits Christ, says he's proud to be a Christian American, and gets Madison Square Garden chanting "USA USA". I just love him.
Uhhhh... Stipe did way better than the commentary team gave him credit for. Survived a BRUTAL r1 on the ground, and went on to catch Jones a few times, but Jones is verrrrry defensively responsible, he always was able to disengage when he was in trouble. And Stipe was just toooo slow. Still, according to one judge(who was correct) Stipe took r2. Uhh... it's good that he retired though, he's just too flat-footed and slow now.
That's everything, right? Oh, Trump, RFK Jr and Elon all showed up and got a standing ovation, so that was cool. UFC fans and fighters overwhelmingly support him, apparently even in New York. Often forgotten is that there may not even be a UFC today if it wasn't for Trump helping them in the beginning, three decades ago.
Aaaaaanyway... wanna write a Longbottom? lol. Where did we leave off...
okay Harry just found out that Neville escaped from prison, that's easy. Something I forgot last time though, was that Chen was going to be arrested by the UK police. That's easy to sort out. First, let's check on Neville...
"Women of the world..." HP Longbottom spoke solemnly into his phone, making a vid for his TikHog. "I... have no words... Men... have failed you... White people... have failed you... America... *sigh* has failed you. I know that you're angery. I know that you're scared. I know that you feel that there's nothing to live for anymore. BUT DO. NOT. GIVE. IN. TO. FEAR. REMEMBER. what Dune says. Fear is the mind killer. They WANT you to be afraid. What they DON'T want, is for you to be organized and united. They FEAR your strength, they FEAR your Voice. SCREAM into the sky that you WILL NOT GIVE IN TO HAAAATEEEEE!!!!!!!" ........
"Now... America chose Fascist Dictator Donald Trump as their President, despite his promise to genocide and deport all lgbtqp+ people of color. Somehow, Blump used his Russian connections to erase 20 million votes that President Biden fairly got in the previous election, in a clear hostile takeover of the government. That's where we're at. Take time to grieve, to process this. Meditate. Have a mug of hot cocoa. Binge your favorite Netflix show. Anything you need to soothe and to remind yourself that you ARE worth it. Because things are going to get... SO much worse from here... call your black and brown-bodied friends. CRY with them. LISTEN to them scream, LISTEN to their anger. Now is the time for you to BE THERE for them.
You're probably also aware that Chen Potter, the well-known White Supremacist fascist dictator of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, was charged and convicted of hate crimes and human trafficking in the UK for systematically replacing all of the "undesirable" students of Hogwarts with Asian vagina-havers. Of course this week he was was illegally rescued from Justice by the intervention of Fascist Dictator Donald Trump..."
"We will NOT allow Chen Potter to get away with replacing the original population of Hogwarts with these new migrants. Such an intentional act is HORRIFYING and EVIL. NOW is the time for us to ORGANIZE. If you see a fellow resister wearing a blue bracelet, it means they ALSO refuse to surrender their right to safe abortions and gender-affirming care. TALK. TO. THEM. Schedule meet ups. Start book clubs. ARM yourselves... because I PROMISE you... they're going to start burning books."
"Hey Harry, what are you burning?" asked Mizuki, walking over to the fire pit.
Harry turned to greet Mizuki and Malfoy. "Ah, just some creepy psuedoscience book about changing your gender. Muggles actually believe you can do it without magic. I found it in the Forbidden Section of the library, but I figure why not clear up some space for books that won't teach a person to irreparably ruin their life by being pumped with unnatural hormones and eviscerating their genitals in a nightmarish plastic surgery so they can attempt to live a lie that no-one around them will ever even believe?"
"Uh yeah, there's probably better books," said Malfoy, opening a candy bar for Mizuki that she couldn't open.
Harry tossed "'The Fallacy of Female' by Doctor("Doctor") Etan Lipschitz into the fire and took a seat. It was starting to get cold at Hogwarts. Fall was coming to an end.
"Harry, I know you've been stressed out that Neville hasn't been captured yet," started Malfoy.
"He keeps making those stupid fucking TikHog videos, and someone always shares them with me," grumbled Harry.
"I know Harry, but he's not having a good time, I assure you. My Slytherin Stormtroopers have chased him out of eleven different countries already."
"He's just too fast to catch, isn't he?" sighed Harry.
Draco nodded. "We need to lure him to us, it's the easiest way."
"And he too afraid of returning here, now that Rei's back," Harry went on.
"We can't send Rei away without sending Ron too," said Draco.
"No, I wasn't thinking that," assured Harry. "She deserves a normal semester after all she's been through. Ron as well."
"Where are they anyway?" asked Mizuki.
"In Ron's room," said Harry, watching the fire.
"Ah."
"That reminds me," Harry said, getting up and stretching. "You see Cho anywhere?"
Malfoy looked away.
"What?"
"Harry..."
"What is it!" Harry grabbed him.
Malfoy sighed. "Cho told us to tell you that she's not seeing you until you pass your College N.E.W.T.s"
Harry started running toward the castle.
Chen was watching Harry sprinting across the campus in his Ring Crystal Ball Security system.
"Why is my dad like this?" Chen asked.
Grandpa Snape tousled Chen's hair. "One day you'll meet a girl who you'll want to run around for."
Chen lit a cigar. "I hope that day never comes. Let's get down to business, grandfather."
Tactician Snape spread out the war map.
"Thoughts?"
Chen looked closely. "Yeah, we're fine. Except for the basement still."
"The construction team won't be ready for another week."
"What's the latest from the quarantine team?"
"The Moon Prescence's Naked Thralls are still attacking relentlessly. But our boys are doing fine."
Chen put out his cigar. "Fine isn't good enough. Send in the Defense Against the Dark Arts instructor."
"INCEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL!!!!" screamed Naked Bellatrix Lestrange, running at Jack, who'd unfortunately drawn a short straw to be part of the quarantine team. Her old lady hag tits flopped freely and unburdened by what has been.
Jack, effectively a helpless girl, cried out and cowered in the fetal position as Naked Bellatrix closed in on him.
The image of a fetus enraged Naked Bellatrix and increased her bloodlust even more. She drew a an Amazon Basics multitool from her ... hair. And she flipped the knife out of it.
But then! Naked Bellatrix's hand disappeared!
"AAAAAEEEEIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE FUUUUUUCKIIIIING NAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSS" Naked Bellatrix howled.
Who else had come to Jack's rescue but Isabel, the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor!
When Bellatrix turned to fight back, the knife from Isabel's Leatherman Wingman found its mark, sending Naked Bellatrix crashing to the ground.
Serious Black walked over in his wolf form, lifted his leg, and peed on her corpse. Not to mark his territory, that's disgusting. But merely to disrespect her.
Isabel helped Jack to his feet and handed him his gun. "Think you dropped this."
Jack rubbed his head, embarrassed. "Y-yeah professor, sorry... thank you for saving my life."
Isabel smiled. "Just Isabel, please." She turned to Serious.
"Mr. Black..."
Serious smiled. "Just Serious, please lol."
"Serious, where's the rest of the team?"
"At hallway B-4, we're going to make camp there, the ground is relatively solid."
"Excellent." Isabel lit a match and dropped it on Naked Bellatrix's remains. She turned to Jack. "Remember: Always burn the bodies."
"L-like in The Evil Within?" asked Jack.
"Yeah, or Resident Evil. You know, Evil Within was heavily inspired by..."
As Goyle, another member of the quarantine team, overheard Isabel talking about video games from the other room, he was terrified to realize that he had fallen in love with her.
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OKAY, that's a loooooong post. Was it Goyle who ... who does Crabbe have, Khaliun? I'm always getting them mixedup.
right. I'llllllll ttyl, right?. pls take care of yourself and have a comfy day. God bless, fren
11/16 He's a great fightah, I'd love tah fiight 'im
Hey fren, I hope you're well today.
I can't focus too well rn, there's some great fights tonight.
Unlike last night, amirite?
Did you catch Mike Tyson and Jake Paul? You didn't miss much. I feel bad for everyone who thought Mike Tyson was going to literally-murder Paul. I don't love Mike Tyson, I'm not THAT old, but I felt bad for him.
The guy's 58 years old. That's for starters. That's, imho, the smallest issue.
Another issue? Apparently his leg was fucked up. For him, that's "not an excuse", but the reality islmao if your movement is compromised in boxing, that's a problem.
But the REAL issue, I think?
A few months ago, he was hospitalized for an ulcer that made him vomit blood and "shit tar". Guy lost half his blood, lost 25lb, needed blood transfusions.
That was THIS YEAR.
I had an ulcer uh, 2 years ago. And I'm STILL recovering from it. And I wasn't hospitalized, I never vomited blood, and I only lost 11lb, not 25. I'm still fucked up over it. I can't work out hard, my cardio's gone to shit. I'm baaaaaarely feeling better after 2 years. Mike Tyson'slmao he's been recovering for less than 1/2 of a 1 year.
So that's my cope for Mike Tyson. I don't really care about either fighter too much. Obviously the age thing was a built-in "this fight is a retarded mismatch", but uhhh... a lot of people still thought Tyson was "THE BADDEST MAN ON THE PLANET". And he did look really good in the first round, won it, and narrowly won 2 as well. But then, he uh, idk. All I can say, as someone who is closer to Jake Paul in age than Mike, I was an ELITE ATHLETE a few years ago, my tummy started hurting, and now I'mlmao I'm still trying and praying I can get better. I can't imagine getting into a fucking boxing match rn.
So uh, props to Mike. Paul was a gracious winner too. Uhh... you know, boring fight though lol. The women's match before them was more interesting. And it was-- kinda a robbery but the exceedingly rare kind where I'm glad it was a robbery because the ref was a faggot and deducted a point from the winner for no reason so hahahahaha fucka yooooou.
Anything eeeeelse? Yeah, UFC tonight. Are you excited? Are ya gonna watch with me? JON "BONES" JONES, THE ... guy who lost to Dominic Reyes, and never fought a well-rounded man who was younger or bigger than him, vs Old Man Stipe for the Fake Heavyweight Championship as the True Heavyweight Champion Tom Aspinall watches from the crowd, wondering "What's the point of this? Neither of them are going to fight me."
But I think the card is really underrated. Oliveria vs Chandler! I'm worried for Olives though, I was getting like... "lazy" vibes from him in his last fight against Arman. He seemed way too comfy on his back, slowly losing. He beat Chandler before but maybe THIS "Iron Mike" will put on a better show.
BO. NICKAL. everyone hates him but I love him. I'm riding the hype train. Paul Craig sucks so bad, but he can lmao he can just randomly beat anyone. He SOMEHOW submitted Nikita Krylov, who's like... one of the best grapplers in the division. He SOMEHOW KO'd Jamahal Hill the knockout artist lmao, which was Hill's only loss until Pereira. And he SOMEHOW submitted Ankalaev 6 years ago, who's the #1 contender rn and hasn't lost since. He can do anything. But he still sucks.
Uhhhhhh... idk, it's a good caaaahd, there's some more good fights too. Very underrated but uh, idk I can't focus. Brain no work so good. People complain about fighters getting CTE meanwhile I can't even write a blog post.
I'm gonna go. Uhh-- oh, I started Ys 2 and it's really neato. A little too cryptic like the first game, but it's still reallyyy neato. See this demon in the screenshot? After he said this, I turned back into a human and killed him. :')
The introduction of magic is cool aaaand the diagonal attacks make it ... something. It's... fun. Anyway. I'lllllllll... tttyllllll.............
take care pls, have a warm day. God bless fren
11/15 Dark Ask
The following is a post I wrote because I couldn't beat the final boss in Ys 1. I beat him just now, but I already wrote this solmao, I'll see you at the end of it:
Dark Fact is the worst boss I can ever remember, I'm not having fun anymore.
Other than that, Ys was good. But Dark Fact is so ass-fuckingly difficult, I can't go on.
Oh, hey, Iiii... hope you're having a good one.
Me? I'm a little sad because Dark Fact raped me over a dozen times and I just can't do anything about it. I was simultaneously playing Ys VI though, which I'm really enjoying, and where I *haven't* yet been made into a woman by a boss I can't beat.
Apparently DARK FACT (it hurts more because I love that name) is considered one of the hardest bosses in the series, so *that* makes me feel better. Because I really don't think I can be fucked to beat him at this point, it's such a bullshit fight lol. And there's just nothing I can do, I'm max level, I've got muh silver equipment, I just have to dodge a screen full of projectiles as the floor collapses and simultaneously try to damage him.
I can't remember a game giving me the business like this since Touhou...... 8, I think. And at least I got *one* of the endings. I'll never be a great Touhou player, but at least I was able to *finish* one. DARK FACT is standing in my way for Ys, what a fucking asshole. It's like, because I can't beat him, the entire game is just ruined because I can't even say I beat it lmao. Which saps my enthuiasm for the series, like *I won't be comfortable* until I beat a Ys game, and Dark Fact basically just told me "You can't". And btw-- it was a really, really great game. Up to Dark Fact. The towns are great, the characters are great, the music is great, the items are really cool, they've got great art and loooore, it's interesting, it's a little too cryptic sometimes in that way that old games were, to the point where you probably need a guide, but it's goooooood. No, it's GREAT.
And then along comes DARK FACT.
Fuck him. Anyway, I'llllll... continue VI though. Ark of... Napishtim. Apparently mid-level difficulty. I lmao I'm really in a CRISIS rn, I have no enthusiasm.
"What if the next boss is like Dark Fact?" is now going to be at the back of my mind forever. You know, there's a kiiiiinda similar boss in Napishtim, who destroys the floor too. The difference is there isn't a bottomless pit under it. Aaaand you can carry a few health items with you. Aaaaaaaand you can level up, aaaaaaaaaaand you can strengthen your sword, aaaaaaaaaaand-- that's the beauty of most rpgs, right? Leveling up a bit so you don't have to play perfectly and never get it (it is absolutely fucking impossible to beat Dark Fact without getting hit, even this video I'm watching rn is tool-assisted and gets hit, in the ORIGINAL from the 80s though, it was possible)
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Hey, it's me again. Even if it's LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE to beat Dark Fact without getting hit, there was still something I was doing wrong-- you do a bit more damage to him if you attack his dick instead of his head. It's juuuuust enough, and after another half-dozen tries, I got him.
The relief this gives me? A lot. I beat the hardest boss and game in the series, right? Basically the rest of my entire life is going to be a cakewalk now.
I'll keep playing VI, then uhhh-- I miiiiiight skip VII and play VIII, because everyone loves it.
Anything else? Digimon? I think I might have FUCKED up and my Craniamon X is STUCK.Sucks, right? What can I do? I can't RESET, that'll get rid of my precious Sistermon Ciel.
Did you know Ciel was created as a reskin of Noir for the U.S. because Noir looks too much like a nun?
There's nothing more offensive to the United States than a nun. Not only is she not having sex, but even if she did and got pregnant, she wouldn't kill the baby. Unforgivable.
BUT, the good thing is that both Sistermon Noir and Sistermon Ciel are both canon now. Isn't that great? Of course Noir's not in the U.S. version of the games though. But uh, Ciel is. And she's still wearing a habit and called "sister", so.
Anyway, I beat Dark Fact so I deserve to relax now, I'm gooonnaaa goooooo... I'llllll. ttyl, right? pls take care of yourself and have a comfy day, God bless fren
11/07 I don't sleep enough
Hey hey. Hope you're well, fren.
Me? I'm... not bad atm. Let's see... let's write a Longbottom together.
First, let's clear some of my reminders, okay? What do we have here...
"Cyber frog, Cyber Sleuths, Cyber Tomboy" I guess I was going to comment on "cyber" things lol. What do you think about CyberTomboy?
"Ender Lilies + Dante's Inferno/GOW on index" Zzzzzz I have to update my index. Lemme do that rn... Even though I didn't even do a great job on the GOW review. What was I going to do with Ender Li-- oh I don't even have that review listed ffs. Who would have thought it'd be such a paaaaaain to have a website. It's a good pain though, right?... there. I also changed some of the links to give more than just the name of the game. I think they're a little more compelling now. What's next...
"Bantu" lmao. It's a character from Fire Emblem. I'm also pretty sure it's a racial slur, as well as an actual group of people. Lemme checkkk... kinda. It's more complicated than I care to talk about. I remember it because one of Nick Fuentes's frens... uhhh... fuck I can't remember his name... Tenryo. Le based black guy, genuinely a cool guy. He got called "Bantu" by some wignat on X lmao that's why I remember. I miss following Nick's fans on X. I absolutely do-not want to make an account, but the Groypers were so funny and energetic. There's a certain group of his fans that are like, younger anime fans, and they're just absolutely vicious. I loved seeing those guys, probably early twenties, just swarming on 40yo wignats, making fun of them with Spongebob references, telling them they're going to rape themlmfao, and all their victims could do was weakly mutter "I-incel..." THEY WERE FUN.
Okay okay, enough reminiscing. I'm never going to get through these... Uhhh... "Arizona bark scorpion"... is that a story idea? Probably. I'm not going to use that, even though I should. What else...
"Hocus Pocus script". Ah, I wanted... to just hold down the fire key instead of ... having to constantly press it. Zzzzzzzzzzz Idk, I couldn't get it working. I have one that works for Diablo *mouse* clicks, but I can't get a KEY press to keep goingZzzzzzzz whateverrr what ELSE...
"Moon Archive, Harry teaches girls lmao" Okay, the Blue Archive arc. Didn't really use Harry, but I'm glad I already usssed it...ok ok
"landing investment shots to the body" this sounds really familiar. I was supposed to use this months ago and I never did. What's wrong with me.
"She Loves You" - I wanted to write a paaaaage about the Beatles song, which is a uniquely-good love song. But... I'm so tired...
I need a nap. I can't believe I've written so much already.
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I took a nap. It was a little longer than it should have been. We don't have time to write a Longbottom together anymore, I'm sorry. I'll write one on my own though, and you can let me know if I did a bad job.
I'll ttyl, pls take care of yourself and have a relaxing day. God bless, fren.
11/06 The Return of the King
Hey fren, hope you're well today.
Blackpillers on EXTRA suicide watch today.
Uhhhhh, idk how do you feel? I feel pretty good.
The President-in-Exile is returning.
CNN's blaming it on White womenlol. RARE White woman W.
Actually instead of talking about POLITICS though, telling you stuff you ALREADY KNOW, how about-- Digimon?
In Cybersleuths you get gifted like, idk 5 or 6 of the strongest Digimon. I thiiiiink because it was originally on the PS4 and Vita... idk. Know what I mean? They're like "Here, retard, take some Mega holy warriors since you JUST got this old-ass game."
I really like it. You find a spooky ghost girl, but it ends up being a Digimon who'd been stuck inside an old computer in the WALLS of the uh-- building you're in, and he just disguised himself as an old idol because he THOUGHT SHE WAS CUTE and it'd make people more likely to help him-- but it's like extra COOL because the computer wasn't connected to the Internet, right? The images were saved either locally or somewhere on the uhh...InTRAnet that he had access to, which controlled all the ACs in the building-- so he was just using the limited resources he had access to. It's not like he was ME and he could just find a million pictures of Azn girls to lure you to read his blog. Okay I'm like, I'm a little tired. My brain's a little fried. I'm just saying, it was a cool little mystery that had a semi-spooky vibe to it.
Uhh what else... there was some --person-- who was complaining about having to choose between the 2 genders in some dating app, and so ...they... were hacking people's accounts to REBEL against an "unjust system"(reality). That was pretty cringe, but you got to beat them up. Or, beat up their Digimon. So, at least there's that. During the beating, I yelled "THIS IS CYBER-TRUMP COUNTRY" and then I fashioned a digital noose andzzzzzzzzzz
Anyway, it's just... fun. And it's soooo easy to Digivolve, like I've gotten idk, it feels like sooooo many, and it's uh... idk, it just feels really cool. If I were to compare it to Pokemon, it wouldn't be as significant feeling though, and I-- actually I can't compare it to Pokemon, I just can't. But it's good.
I'm so exhausted, I feel like I've been awake for eternity.
I'm gonn-- am I forgetting anything? Probably, but . im tired. I'm gonna try to sleepZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz WHAT A BAD POST, im gonna go, ill ttyl.
pls take care of yourself, aaandd have a warm day.
God bless, fren
11/05 everything's fine
Heyhey.
Hope you're well today, fren.
Cybersleuths is pretty great. Hooky spooky mysterious Digimon story. You know, "A-are these the 'Digimon' programs that hackers use?!" You're in EDEN, a uh... VR-world. You meet a mysterious femboy hacker literally referred to in-game as "the white boy", who gives you your first Digimon, you get separated from your body, a sexy detective chick saves you from being arrested for being creepy(you're a bunch of 0s and 1s shaped like a body), and you become her assistant SLEUTH. A CYBER sleuth. There's some mysterious girl who--idk, whatever. It's goodlol. It's all just preddy enjoyable. Like it's uh, it feels like a very wholesome experience. Has a lot of heart. Digimon Survive and Next Order coming too lol.
I managed to stop myself from getting a Digimon uh... fitness bracelet thing. They're really cool but I already have a gorillion watches, there's no way I can possibly justify wearing it. You know, on top of it basically being a toylmao. It'd be cool if it was available as a watch app though. I'm just in a Digimood. But I've got enough now to satisfy myself. I think.
Uh, let's get IndieGoGo out of the way.
A TRUST & SAFETY person responded to my kvetching, apologizing that "a campaign was sending unsolicited emails" and asking for the campaign, despite my original message both stating that it was *IndieGoGo itself* that sent the email and also naming the campaign.
Solmao so I ... repeated myself. A little more clearly. I'll let you know what they say.
The COCK RING CAMPAIGN OWNER, however, also got back to me. She asked me to contact IndieGoGo with questions not related to her company/product. Since my questions were, of course, always related to her company, I was thinking about asking her again: did you request the emails to be sent out?
But then I remembered who I am. I'm Didn't Ask. Do I really need to ask this woman this? Like I said the other night, IT DOESN'T MATTER, they sent the emails no matter what. And I UNDERSTAND that I'm like, ruining this person's day, I know *I* don't like people giving me grief. I have zero respect for this woman and her world but that doesn't mean I should antagonize her. It's wrong of me.
But THEN, just as I decided I wasn't going to bother her anymore, something truly SICK happened:
I got an email from IndieGoGo warning me against posting spam comments lmao.
She'd reported my comments for spam to get them removed from the campaign. On its own, that wouldn't have been so bad but the really insufferable part was the message saying "if you CONTINUE breaking our terms of service, weeeeell,blahblah we'll rape you blahblah, THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING", you know, immediately judging me as guilty and then presumptively thanking me for accepting my guilt.
What's nice about this message though, is it's not like, idk YouTube or something where you can't reply back in a rage. You CAN literally just respond directly under it, so I'm just like "I didn't post a spam comment. Thank you."
Whoever thanks last, wins. I will force them to ban my account before I let them THANK ME for my UNDERSTANDING.
Anyway, since she did that to me I'm like, OK FINE I'll fuck with you just a bit more. So I repeated my question to her in a slightly-new way directly answering her request for only questions related to her company-- "Did *name of her company* request IndieGoGo to send out unsolicited emails advertising your sex product to its site's users?"
Finally, she answered the actual question. No, she did not requst IndieGoGo send out emails. Of course, that might be a dodge--she might have asked for *promotion*, but not specifically emails--but that's thinking too hard about something that doesn't matter whatsoever. Doesn't matter AT ALL. I thanked her and that's that. I don't even care if she reports those new comments as spam too, I don't BLAME her for not wanting my comments on her campaign-- as retarded as her product is. You know, I don't LIKE that she MADE me do that by reporting me for spam. I really understand having a project and not wanting some lunatic in your comments, I get that. But you know what I'd like YOU to get? Some people don't want random emails about vibrating cock rings. How about that? How about a little eMpAtHy for me? Huh, IDIOT? How'd you like it if I sent YOU a message about muh dick? It'd be a better message. UNLIKE your ugly little rubber wrap for skinnyfat weaklings' microdicks when they're allowed out of their chastity cage, MUH dick is POWERFUL. HANDSOME. THICK. LONG. INTELLIGENT. You don't DESERVE to-- okay, enough.
Sooo: if IndieGoGo actually reads *and* understands my message this time and gets back to me, I'll keep you updated.
What am I hoping for?lmao I dunno, nothing. How about a "In the future, it will be less-likely for our customers to receive spam emails promoting cock rings." That's my greatest hope. A future we can look forward to.
Uuup-- they just replied and thanked me, and PROMISED ME that they'll forward my very important feedback to the appropriate teams. Cool. I want everyone on the marketing team to know that they did a bad job, and I want them to complain on social media to their circle of "sex-positive" cumbrain comrades that they had to deal with a COMPLAINT. I bet they'll call me an incel. "Yikes, some incel complained that we promoted a female-creator's innovative new sex toy! Yikes!!" Even though I've already had more sex than they will in their entire miserable lives and I've never had to wear a fucking vibrating cock ring to satisfy a woman or myself, I'm the incel. An incel might as well be "any man with a shred of dignity", I have NEVER liked all the shit they get from the most vile men and women in society. My friend--who was an incel, but didn't really identify as one--used to send me stupid memes from pages making fun of(*complaining about) them, just because he knew I hated it, and idk maybe it made him feel better when I'd shit on the memes lol. I'm getting off track here, I'm sorry. Uh... a bit more, lemme cook.
That woman, no offense, studied "sex" in college. Like, what a complete fucking retard. No offense. I'm tired of These People pretending that sex is like rocket science. Maybe it sounds counterintuitive, but if your entire fucking existence revolves around sex, you actually get worse at it. Because you're desensitized, it's more difficult for you to be aroused, so it's worse for you, and by extension, necessarily worse for anyone unfortunate to be in bed with you who now has to cope with you having less energy, having to work harder to satisfy YOU, and you wanting to do weird shit (granted, unless they're as broken as you are) and needing them to do weird shit with you. Whereas healthy people need, what? Their mouths for kissing and biting, and their genitals for being kissed. They don't need uh, elaborate pulley systems and whips, because they haven't fried themselves. And because sex *isn't* rocket science, once you've done it, you're basically done "learning" it. Ideally that was your wedding night, but I can't uh-- I'm not any better than you if not. But don't go overboard no matter what. There isn't a WORLD of difference in """skill""" between a virgin and a whore or man-whore, no matter what the whores would have you believe, it doesn't take like 160 IQ to learn how to move your hips well. Some people even have natural rhythm.
Anyway, besides the sin(reason enough to abstain from this "lifestyle"), anyone who needs a vibrating cock ring is worse in bed than the most kissless virgin, if for no other reason than they're more annoying with all their self-inflicted handicaps and needs.
Sorry, I got a little carried awaylmao I got carried away getting mad at likke, imaginary employees... What was I talking about... I'm a little out of it. I have to vote later... wanna write an HP Longbottom with me real quick? A battle at Hogwarts?
Let's see. We need combatants. Hagrid's always fun. All the students are there. Chen's busy with the cops, though, unless he "resists arrest".
It's really the best time to unveil the new Defenseagainstthedarkarts teacher. Uhhhhhh, what do you think? Let's go with the Filipina as a nod to our local tomboy. So what name was she going to have... Isabel. Okay. Anything else... lmfao okay, SHE'LL have the ka-bar knife, that's perfect.
I love fight scenes, because they're the easiest to make goofy. You can just namedrop weapons, come up with wild explanations of where they came from, it's all just silly fun. Let's see...
Peter Pettigrew rose like a mummy. But instead of being wrapped in bandages, he was naked. "It's Naked Peter Pettigrew!" growled Ron, snapping out of his suicidal mood. "Draco, let's go!" Draco pushed Mizuki to the other side of Crabbe's bed as Crabbe yoinked Khaliun, and pulled her over it as well. Crabbe flipped the table to provide cover. "Madam Pomfrey! GUN!" he yelled over to her office. A pink Glock 43 came flying out, and Crabbe caught it in the air. As Cho continued stabbing the everloving shit out of Naked Peter Pettigrew, who refused to die, Ron and Malfoy were barricading the door with beds. More were coming. "LITTLE PIGS, LITTLE PIGS," huffed Naked Lupin. "LET. ME. IIIIIIN!" he puffed. Naked Lupin blew as hard as he could, but the bed barricade held. "Die already!" Cho screamed, having carved Naked Peter Pettigrew's face like a rat-o-lantern. But he gargled and spat up a swarm of tentacles at her. Cho fell backwards, conveniently giving Crabbe a shot. He pink mag dumped into Peter Tentacle's face. It severed the majority of the tentacles, and Cho jumped back on top of him and began stabbing away once more. " "Let me in, boys," pleaded Naked Lupin. "I can help you :) I'm sorry for all the misunderstandings we've had." "What?" asked Draco. "You know, you guys never gave me a chance to explain myself. I really never did anything wrong. I'm not saying you did either, you didn't really KNOW I was a good guy, but I want to just clear the air I guess, I'm not mad that you guys killed me," Naked Lupin gaslit. "That's not going to work on us, Lupin," said Ron. "We're your fellow males." "Cho?" called Naked Lupin. "Don't talk to her," growled Malfoy. "Cho, can you help them understand, I mean no harm?" Cho froze for a second, Ron's knife and her own tanto in both of Naked Pettigrew's naked eye sockets. She shook her head clear and told Naked Lupin to go fuck himself. "Boys..." Naked Lupin said sadly, turning his attention back to the bois. "Lupin get out of here or we'll be forced to kill you," said Ron. "Oh, we all know you don't have the SUN POWER necessary to do that anymore, Ronald. Not without your precious Miss Jeong." Ron's face flushed and he turned away from Malfoy. "Ron?" Malfoy whispered. "He's right, Draco... without her... I'm..." "That's right!" laughed Naked Lupin. "Now just let me in, and I can help yo--ACK! AAAAAGUUUUGUUUU!!" A thump. And then a gentle knock. "Hello. My name is Isabel, I'm your new Defense Against the Dark Arts Teacher. I killed this naked guy. Are you OK in there?" Ron and Draco looked at each other, nodded, and pulled the beds away. They opened the door, and there she was. Chen had recruited another cute Azn girl. Their new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher was a head shorter than either of them, but she was holding a KA-BAR knife drenched in blood, with a stupid naked werewolf lying at her feet, evidence of her expertise. ButWAIT Draco and Ron gasped, alerting Isabel to danger behind her. I didn't even HEAR him, she thought. She ducked and spun around. There he was in all of his loose-skinned horribleness. Naked Dumbledore. And he was wielding a Fiskars machete in his right hand. In his left hand, his middle finger was proudly pointed up at her. "Hello my dear, I'm afraid there's been some confusion. You see, *I* am the Headmaster of this school, and, quite simply, I am not hiring any new professors." Isabel assumed a fighting stance. "Although..." Naked Dumbledore licked his lips. "I'd be happy to consider an application to be a student... under my personal tutilege..." Isabel lunged out at him with her Ka-Bar, but Naked Dumbledore nakedly batted it away with such force that it got stuck in the ceiling. He looked up at it. "Admirable, you keep your weapon shaaaaaarp," he sang. "Unfooooortunately, a sharp weapon cannot saaaave you from meeeee--YAAACK. AAAKKKGKGKK!" Isabel had a spidersilk thread ti--
im so EXHAUSTED, im going to sleeplol. i guess she brings the knife down on him. ill ttyl, k? Pls take care of yourself, and have a relaaaaaxing day. God bless, fren.
11/03 the easy way out
Taking the easy way out this time. I hope you don't recognize her.
Hey fren, I hope you're well today. I kinda wanna bloooooog today, but blogging's also kinda lazy, so, wanna write a chapter of HP Longbottom with me?
You do? Thanks, I could really use your help. Let's see...
We left off Chen being arrested for human trafficking. Why? Idk yet. Maybe the students that China was helping him recruit from all across East Asia were actually TAKEN by China. How about that? Did China set Chen up on purpose though? Probably not.
What else... idk what to do with the Bolge Girl yet. She'll be the new defenseagainstthedarkarts teacher, but idk anything about her. I've picked out 2 names for her, Su-Wei if she's Taiwanese or Isabel if she's Filipina.
Su-Wei means virtuous and beautiful, Isabel means "God is my oath", both good names for her character: They met her with the Sowers of Discord, and immediately Crabbe and Goyle started becoming distanced. But when they asked who she was, it spooked her. She doesn't WANT to be a sower of discord. But how'd she end up there? Is someone trying to break up Crabbe and Goyle? Yes, obviously. Obviously. yes. idk what to do with her yet, though. I'm still working out Khaliun as kind of shy but strong. Mizuki's not shy at all, but just a little quiet. But they need moaaar development, I really jumped into Bolge Girl.
Well anyway, since we left OFF on Chen, we can't pick up with him. We should start as far away as possible. So either with Neville or wiiiiith... Ron. We're probably due for some Ron time. He'll still be depressed because Rei's gone. Easy, we'll make him a doomer. Okay, how about this?
There was a knock on Ron's door. "Rooon, I'm respecting your privacy by knocking but asserting my authority as your suicide-watch by coming in anywaaaaaay."
Cho entered without waiting for a response.
Ron was lying face-up in bed, face cold from dried tears. Duvet by Bôa was playing from his phone.
"Ron, I brought you some tea and biscuits."
Ron turned and looked up at her bleakly, but he didn't have the will to lift his head from the pillow. Instead he rolled his face into it.
"Let me die, Cho."
Cho placed the tray down on his bedside table. "Ron, you might be happy to know that Harry saw Rei today."
Ron jumped out of bed.
"What! What do you mean? Where? Where is she?"
"Uh..."
"Cho, WHERE is she?"
Cho looked down. "I don't really... she's at the... End of the World."
Ron fell back down. "Oh more of this bullshit."
Cho rubbed his shoulder. "But he DID see her, Ron! She's safe!"
As much as he wanted to remain miserable, knowing that she was at least safe forced a sad smile on Ron's face. It was something.
"Thanks, Cho."
SUDDENLY, Hagrid kicked the door down. "CHO! RON! HOGWARTS IS UNDER ATTACK!"
So now I can leave these guys alone for a while. Where are we jumping to? Chen or Harry's fine. Chen's in a tougher situation to write, but Harry's scene demands me to make my decision on Bolge Girl's ethnicity, which I'm not sure I'm ready to do.
Lemme check on my Digimon... you know what's frustratiing? lmao idk if I got too many "care mistakes" for one of them, so they might be stuck. And I don't remember how long I have to wait until they *would* evolve. So idk if I'm basically just wasting time and he's eternally stunted. And I don't reeeeeeally wanna reset because it's the 20th, where you have 2 mon at once, and the *other* one is a purrrrrfect BlitzGreymon, a-- WAIT A SECOND :O there's still hope... okay, as long as I didn't have more than 4 mistakes. I don't remember. At all. BUT... worst-case scenario, I know it's 48 hours now.
I think I can survive being uncertain of my Digimon's development for 48 hours, I've survived a bit worse in life.
I can't use my Digimon X rn, because the beeps from the battles torture my dog lmao. She's sleeping on my bed rn and if I start bing bing wahooing with those little high-pitched beeps, she's going to jump up and look at me like "I didn't know you hated me". But the Digimon X is really cool because there's an XP system, so there's a purpose for the battles. Really neato. Plus, come on, you can get a Sistermon in 1 day.
I wonder who's attacking Hogwarts... probably the Moon Presence. I'll resurrect Lupin. Also, I'm 1000% going to do something with Aidos, Khaliun's eagle. You know what his name means? "Friend of the Moon". So, he's absolutely going to have a cuck-rage arc. I actually wrote a similarlmao I wrote -- in my Kingdom Hearts fanfic, which you'll never read, the parrot from Aladdin, Iago, betrays the Incel Shuffle Alliance--an elite team of warriors who protect the Disney Kingdom and the rest of the planet from -- well, nvm. Anyway, Iago's in love with Namine, and because she's only interested in Pete, he betrays them all to the uh... Stromboli, the bad guy from Pinocchio. Stromboli captures them and was going to sell them as sex slaves, but Iago-- oh wait a sec, Iago didn't betray them, he was THINKING about it, but ended up saving them from Stromboli, by alerting Tigger, who came and brutalized Stromboli. But General Grieveous--who was there too--was about to escape anyway, becaus--
okay that's enough of that for now. We're supposed to be writing an HP Longbottom together, sorry.
Crabbe opened his eyes to his worst nightmare.
"Hermione, what are you doing here?" he asked. "Wait, where am I?"
"I'm here to stop you from dying, Crabbe," Hermione said, who was standing in front of a bright light and pointing a gun at him. "Don't move, or I'll shoot."
"Don't shoot, I'm... I don't know where I am."
"Good," said Hermione. "Now just turn around and go back the way you came. Go on, GIT."
"Wha..."
"GIT" Hermione fired a warning Boogie2988-style warning shot over him.
Crabbe turned away from the light and booked it through a veil of darkness.
Almost immediately, he ran past Rei, who startled him with a "Hi, Crabbe!"
He tripped and fell upright in his hospital bed.
"I'm alive."
Khaliun, Mizuki, and Malfoy were sitting around him, smiling.
"Where's Goyle?" Crabbe asked.
"He couldn't make it," Draco said.
"Couldn't make it..." Crabbe muttered, starting to get up. Khaliun put her hand on his chest, having finally found an excuse to do so. It was even harder than she thought and she quickly turned to hide her face.
"Y-you should rest. Madam Pomfrey said you died for a few minutes."
"I did. I think... I saw Hermione."
"Who's Hermione?" asked Mizuki.
"Just some annoying bitch we all hate," said Draco, putting his arm around her shoulder. Mizuki purred and snuggled up against him.
"And Rei, too, I think," Crabbe went on.
"YOU SAW REI?" Ron yelled, rushing in. "WHERE? HOW?" he started shaking Crabbe like the Happy Mask Salesman finding out Link didn't get Majora's Mask.
"I don't KNOW, I died and Hermione and Rei were just... there."
Ron grabbed a knife and prepared to commit a mortal sin.
"Accio knife!" cried Cho, rushing into the room. The knife flew to her. Cho, a master of multi-tasking, ducked under it, and it lodged itself into the head of the man she'd been running from.
"Is that Peter Pettigrew?" asked Draco.
Cho caught her breath. "The castle's under attack."
Okay, that's all for now. Next time, we'll have some fun battles. I wrote "ka-bar full tang" in my notes, so I guess someone's going to be having a knife fight.
for noooooooow: I'm gonna go. I'll ttyl. Pls take care of yourself, aaaand have a relaxing day. God bless, fren.
11/03 IndieGoGo EXPOSED
Hey fren, I hope you're well today.
Me? I'mmmmmm... ok. Uhhh, UFC sucked tonight. Big surprise. Wanna go over th-- no, I won't torture you. It's SICK how bad the judging is, and I'm a little-- well OK, do you mind me torturing you? Let's just go over them real quick:
[no, I CAN'T do this to you, I ended up writing so fucking much]
Lemme move on. So, IndieGoGo isss a crowdfunding website. For whatever, anything. Tech, art, books, any project that needs funding. I back a few ComicsGate books on it.
Recently it sent out emails to people who had their accounts set not to receive promotional emails, promoting a campaign for a fucking vibrating cock ring.
This aggravated me, because, --actually I'll just quote myself 1sec
I don't like receiving unsolicited ads, I really don't like it when I'm already unsubscribed from them, I really really don't like it when they're for retarded sex products for broken degenerate freaks who can't have sex without a bunch of products and equipment, and I really really really don't like it when the product being advertised uses moonbat communist dehumanizing language like referring to men as "penis havers" because 1 out of 1000000 men don't want to accept that they're men.
So I reached out to IndieGoGo wondering why they'd sent out promotional material for a sex product to people who asked not to receive promotional material(no response), and I reached out to the campaign owner for the stupid fucking cock ring asking her if she knew IndieGoGo was sending people unsolicited emails for her retarded sex product, and if she had paid them to promote her campaign or asked them to do it.
Instead of answering my question, she responded that she "knows IndieGoGo is supporting her", but that she did not pay them. So I asked for clarification if she'd asked IndieGoGo to send their users emails advertising her sex product, or if they'd offered to send unsolicited advertisements for sex products on their own. She didn't get back to me, but it doesn't really matter THAT much, right? The bottom line is just that they did it: it's their fault no matter what, I shouldn't take my anger out on her, she's just a poor gross whore with a shitty invention.
Really uh, annoying stuff. After the comics I'm currently backing get released, I'm probably going to close my account. "Fund My Comic" is an alternate I think. EVS has saaaaaid he'd start using it, but that's -- idk, that my only real concern. I want my Cyberfrog. I just would like to not receive emails for stupid fucking cock rings for "PENIS HAVERS".
Penis havers.
Anyway, wanna-- sorry for cursing btw, I just uhhh. I don't like language like that, it's very creepy. It makes me sick to my stomach. And really, isn't it like wildly fucking inappropriate for a business to be sending people cock ring spam email? I just wanted to read some comic books. I don't really WANT to know about your exciting new product that you've invented because sex doesn't feel good for you.
AnywaAAAAAAy. Digimon?
I got a Sistermon Ciel :') Exciting, right? AND my Rhinomon survived the gauntlet I put him through and became a WarGrowlmon X. Pretty cool, he's not just a stupid rhino anymore. I have to likeeee... go through 10 more quest stages though, or I might accidentally screw them both up. I'm mostly-sure I can prevent Sistermon from trooning out into Diaboromon. As for WarGrowlmon X, I think he's basically safe at this point from becoming anything stupi-- I spoke too soon, he can become a MaloMyotismon if I don't finish Area 15. I think I'm close. Also I might have purchased some Digimon games on the Switch because I'm spiraling into digital insanity, and i can't COPE with the real world and its fucking FUCKING cock ring emails for PENIS. HAVERS. i cant LIVE in this world anymore
enough, that's enough. I'm sorry for putting you through this.
I'm gonnaaaaaaaaaaaaa: go. I'll ttyl. Longbottom later.
Pls take care of yourself aaaand. have a relaxing day. God bless,fren
