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12/31 AI and I

Hey fren, I hope you're well today.

"please generate a simple image of a red-haired anime girl wearing a hoodie and smiling"

"Sure, here you go:"

And it's just that simple! Right?

Well, I did have to find the correct version of Gemini. And uh, I did get a few "Sorry lol I couldn't do it" when I tried a more detailed prompt. But other than THAT...

lmao Lemme try a more detailed one again real quick, brb...

Nope, couldn't do it! I just wanted an anime gril witht a gun :'( I'm using a prompt that *Gemini itself* wrote for me, too!

What do you think the issue is? It said it was using... Imagen 3? Hm.

I'll try the same prompt on Bing, and I'll also try a simpler one w/ Gemini again.

LMAO okay I just asked for "a cute anime girl in a gas-mask aiming an ak47 down a creepyhallway"

That's encouraging, right?

A much more detailed prompt literally wouldn't work, but a simpler one gave me something pretty neato.

Now, Bing did come up with something for the detailed prompt. That's uh... very impressive. I'm too lazy to post it here but I am impressed that it did it. I don't know what I'm going to-- here's the thing,

the thing with AI

.I've been using Perplexity as a search engine for months, and it's just great. I don't have to look at Google, I don't have to see editorializing from Redditors or Wikipedia mods about any current events. And sure, the same kind of issue that makes Wikipedia unreliable for anything related to current events can also, and surely does, mess with AI. But it's much less obnoxious anyway. For example, you will never in 1000 years get a Wikipedia moderator to say "White Lives Matter", but you will very easily get an AI like Perplexity to do it, even if it first tries to tell you it's a White supremacist slogan like Wikipedia does. The difference is that AI is open to correction and/or discussion after it gives you information, and Wikipedia is not(and no, not only controversial topics, I once couldn't correct "poison" to "venom" on a page once because it was fucking locked) And when I'm receiving information, maybe I'm just crazy, but I do appreciate being able to *react* to it and question and challenge it instead of just having to absorb it or instead of ineffectually seething at an inaccuracy on a Wikipedia article that I won't be able to correct because Wikipedia is controlled with an iron fist by the same guys who control all of the subreddits for "lesbians". The first time a young man or woman goes into the Discussion page for a Wikipedia article is traumatizing. It's like when your parents lie to you and say Santa isn't real: it changes everything. The world's largest online encyclopedia is being run by extremist freaks pretending to be girls who will do everything in their power(unlimted, they're the mods and admins) to make sure information they don't like isn't seen by you and information they do like that's DUBIOUS at best is presented to you as gospel truth.

What does that have to do with

AI art

? Uh, nothing lol, I'm just typing words to see myself type. But here's the thing about AI art-- and why I consider it a good thing, even if human art is more valuable to me: uh, it's cheap, fast, and good enough. Do you understand what that means? I'm a writer. Because writing is easy--any idiot can do it--I can write 10 pages of a story before an artist does a good illustration of one. Because they're doing something that's actually difficult, and I'm not. But the bottom line is that I still have to have those illustrations, because no-one besides YOU even reads anymore and I need SOMETHING to grab someone's eyeball. And frankly, even static illustration doesn't exactly cut it anymore, but it's at least something. That stupid picture of lmao-- the AI image for HP Longbottom with Cho and the others, looking down at the lake took me idk, half an hour of dicking around with Bing to make. It might have been the very first thing I ever generated. If someone had hand-painted something like that--obviously they would have done a better job--it would have cost me, say $100 and would have taken several days.

For what kind of return?

And the picture I painted of HP Longbottom saying "It's PRETERnatural!" took me what, idk say 10 minutes, and cost $0. And it's funny, but it's also a piece of shit and took a precious 10 minutes.

These are things that have to be thought about. As someone who isn't RICH, I have the luxury of not feeling guilty for not paying artists because I literally cannot. So it's a non-issue. I can't really afford to pay someone to draw dozens of pages of Harry Potter battling squid monsters, so I'm not going to. I imagine there's some kind of "tip" argument like if you can't afford to tip you can't afford to eat out: if you can't afford a human artist, you can't afford art. And even if that sounds insanely obnoxious and presumptuous, I do think that COULD have some kind of moral validity to it, I really do. I think artists who do beautiful work are basically heroes, and I mean that. But on the other hand, in 15 seconds I can generate a picture of you as a soyjak crying about it. Hey, you think I'm thrilled that AI can be used for filling writing roles?

AI narration

is something that's really interesting to me. If you've ever listened to Cryptic Web Chronicles on YouTube, it's hilarious. It's *perfect* because it's like a deep "true crime" voice just telling a tale about a fat asshole making a fool of himself, and if it was instead narrated by a human, I'm positive it would be unlistenable. The whiny nasally voices of so many YouTubers is completely sickening. Even "normal" male voices, when they're discussing certain things-- I'm telling you, if a human was narrating the tale of Patrick Thomlinson, the narrator would be more disgusting than Patrick, *especially* if he was also the writer of the script. This is just me HATING on ... what are they... "reaction" youtubers, or drama youtubers? Whatever they are, I can't listen to their voices without getting angry, even if I've never heard them before. I actually don't like listening to humans shitting on other humans, because the narrator isn't impressive to me, he's a fucking YouTuber making money from someone else being a loser. He's scum, too. *AI* shitting on humans, though? That's funny. So many people hate AI narration, but I really think it can fit certain roles perfectly. It depends on the content, maybe. I've only listened to human-done audiobooks, and that's what I'd be wanting to us AI for so IDK if it's uh... idk if I'll like it. (Also it's like a nightmare rn trying to Google TTS working anyway, idk whaaaaaaat I'm gonna do)

So IDK. AI's here, I might as well use it. I very much doubt I'll ever use it for writing, and I'll still at least try to improve my figure drawing by hand--nothing can stop an Italian from sketching nude women. But Perplexity's absolutely BTFO the way I was getting answers before it. It's just superior to Google searches: it's faster, it omits worthless gay opinions, and you know what's nice too? It's very polite.

kk that's enough.

Digimon

? My Pendelum Color came, aaaand it's really cool. I like it a lot. I think they should make moooooooooore. It's totally cruel that I had to pay over $100 for it lol. But it is freakin cool. It is less... uh... less involved than the X. The Digimon don't level up or anything. And I'm okay with that, it makes it more chill. The mons are cool in color, the sounds are great, it's fun to shake it to power up their attacks. It's just NEATO.

On muh X though, against all odds, I managed to get Crusadermon X, which is aaaaaaawesome. In order t-- I had a uh, Rafflesimon and to get her to become Crusadermon, you have to: have beaten a random Crusadermon encounter(done), max her level, finish the final stage with her, and have ZERO care mistakes. BRUTAL. Uh, but I cheated lmao. I kept changing the clock so she was aaaaaaalways asleep until she evolved. You know what I don't feel bad about it? Because it's still nerve-racking. Accidentally letting them stay up too late, or freeeeaking waking up late yourself and they were HUNGERY and you didn't get to them within 15 minutesIT'SASGR OAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH This is why Tamagotchi is more relaxing. You basically can end up with like, a few different cute pets, or a few different ugly assholes. And that's it. Let the uggos DIE, big deal whatever.

If I had gotten STUCK with Rafflesimon? There's only one way out. I would have had to mistreat a beautiful fairy. That's EVIL. But what else is there? I GOTTA have my Crusadermon X. And now I do. And now what? I got him to his max level. He exists to eat and poop now.

Btw-- okay I'm using up too much time, that's something COOL about the Pendelum, is that they can uh... "Jogress" with each other. JOINT. PROGRESS. I think that's ... like 2v2 battles. So that's neato. AAaand it ... unlocks evolutions for.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I'm tired. I'm forgetting something, I know I am. but i can-- i gotta go. I'll ttyl. pls take care and. have a comforting day. God bless,fren


12/29 500,000 view extravaganza

Hey fren. I hope you're feeling well.

I think I need to train my body to not lean to the left.

Don't let this happen to you

btw. Don't allow yourself to be uh... be made un-straight in any way, keep your body straight, do you understand? Body straight, head up. Be mindful of your posture. POSTURE CHECK. You good? Good. You understand my issue, right? Because I'm right handed, I've been "leading" with the right side of my body all my life, and I think it's basically turned me into a sideways man. I get on the computer and my right side immediately starts hurting, and it's like wtf? Well no shit retard, you're not facing straight-on, you're "leading with your right". So right now I'm overcompensating and I have my left side forward. It can cope for a little while, I need to relax righty. "Stand up straight" is important but I don't think anyone ever told me "Keep your body facing forward and don't overextend anything or else you're going to feel like you're being tortured every minute that you're awake."

I don't really know what I want to do to celebrate

500,000 views

. I said I'd do "SOMETHING COOL", and obviously that's true because everything I do is cool, I just don't know what it's going to be. I've kinda just been doing blog+Longbottom for many months now lol and uh, it's fun and great, it's cute and funny, but I'd like to do some kind of NEW project, you know? I dunno. Maybe an LP of some game? Maybe a dumb little very-simple comic strip? I don't want to just write another story, no-one likes reading except You anyway. Besides, HP Longbottom's a LOOOOONG way away from its conclusion! Oh, at least... maybe it'd be cool to uh... just have some dumb

AI art

of the chapters from now on. Don't worry, that's not going to be the "500,000 views!" thing, it's just something I should do anyway. Uhhhhhhhh... AI art. Bing's pretty good, but I have this... aversion to things that are "limited", you know? For example it BOTHERS me that I can't generate I dunno say a thousand images a day, even if I don't need to or wouldn't want to. Even though I CAN'T DRAW, I wouldn't necessarily mind drawing them myself, it's just that... I mean, it's such a dumb story lol. It takes up enough time writing it, now I have to illustrate it? No. AI art is perfect for meaningless crap. Of course, maybe I should be writing something that would be worth a human illustrator. That's an idea. Anyway, I'll come up with something.

On Tuesday my

Digimon

Pendelum is coming, isn't that exciting? I got the uh... white one. It has cool ANGEL Digimon on it. I think they're a little less "involved" than the Digimon X. The X issss... great, it really is, it's just a liiiiittle "too much" to have to spend a bunch of time battling to get the evolutions you want. And because there's time limits for evolutions, you BETTER GET THOSE BATTLES IN BOI or else you're just stuck with a Digimon you don't want. All of them are like that, but the X moreso because there's like 30 "stages" to go through. It's not a HUGE deal, especially since you can freeze them or change the time whenever you want. You can also kinda just let them battle on their own--they'll do WAY worse without you and get injured a lot, but at least it's something. But uh. You know, it's overall not as much of a passive experience as you might like. The benefit of the X over the 20th anniversary ones is that on the 20th Digimon just poop soooo frequently. You better not take a nap, you're going to wake up to a screen full of poop and a dying Digimon. I dunno what the POOP situation is on the Pendelum Color, but it can't be *worse* than the 20th r-right? Either way I'll cope by at least not having to battle a gorillion times.

Speaking of "gorillion", I *didn't* just order Gorilla tape an hour ago, I instead ordered T-REX TAPE because I just need 1 roll and the Gorilla tape was 2 rolls. So I saved money, right? Wrong, because I wanted it TODAY lmfao so to get it delivered today I also ordered a

Tamagotchi

. El. oh. el. What, you think I'm wasting money? I WANTED a Tamagotchi originally anyway, before you told me about the Digimon device! It's pretty HUMILIATING that basically all of them are in girl colors, but I got the cleeeeear Amazon one, and it's not bad. It's pretty neato, it's way louder than Digimon lol, but you can mute it. And since it's so much simpler, you don't have to care about it as much. There's only a very smol handful of "evolution" paths, so if you mess up, it's not like messing up on a Digimon where you brutally wasted a week making sure you did everything right only to mess up at the laaast minute. Tamagotchi (1st gen at least, idk about the..... "Connect") is much more... disposable lol.

Earlier I was listenan to a

Sherlock Holmes

audiobook-- The Creeping Man, about an old professor who uh, takes a youth/strength serum and basically chimps out.

Sherlock gives us a DIRE WARNING

“When one tries to rise above Nature one is liable to fall below it. The highest type of man may revert to the animal if he leaves the straight road of destiny.” He sat musing for a little with the phial in his hand, looking at the clear liquid within. “When I have written to this man and told him that I hold him criminally responsible for the poisons which he circulates, we will have no more trouble. But it may recur. Others may find a better way. There is danger there–a very real danger to humanity. Consider, Watson, that the material, the sensual, the worldly would all prolong their worthless lives. The spiritual would not avoid the call to something higher. It would be the survival of the least fit. What sort of cesspool may not our poor world become?”

Sherlock then snaps himself out of this blackpill and invites Watson for some tea. It's a good story. Probably one of the WORST Sherlock Holmes stories, but still really good lol. There's just not much of a mystery to it, OBVIOUSLY the guy's taking some kind of drug. That ending is pretty solid though, very scary. A world of Immortal Redditors. Imagine. Eventually they start mandating that everyone takes the eternal chimp serum, because dying is racist and transphobic against the Immortal Trans-Human Chimps, who require the labor of the humans who want to die in order to produce more eternal chimp serum. I mean, it's just ILLOGICAL to not take the eternal chimp serum, you do realize that... right? It's called being a good chimp.

Anyway, I was juuuust listenan to some background

TRVE CRIME

story about some faggot who gets a hitwoman(LMFAO) to try to murder his ex-wife. Shockingly, she fails. But what's really touching me--giving me feelings, ya know?--is the uh...witness who helped save the victim. She saw this woman get shot in the freakin neck, she makes her get in her car, she's putting her jacket on her neck to try to stop the bleeding, she calls the police, she probably saved her life. And she's all shaking and everything, totally uh-- you know it's very touching how affected she was. And it makes me uh... I don't like that so many people, including myself, want absolutely nothing to do with other people's emergencies. You know, it's one thing to risk your life, but risking *legal trouble* in the United States is just uh. Worse. I imagine some prosecutor trying to ruin my life for accidentally choking a violent schizophrenic too hard, and it's just lmao nah. Who was the NYC Subway Hero's prosecutor? ... Dafna Yoran?

Dafna Yoran was born in Israel. Her father, Shalom Yoran, was a partisan who deeply inspired her and is also the author of “The Defiant: A True Story of Jewish Vengeance and Survival”. Dafna grew up in Israel, where she developed a strong sense of her Jewish heritage and upbringing.🥴

There you go. I can't imagine the pain of having a short conversation with this woman based on that single paragraph. So imagine having to helplessly listen to her, day after day, with her disgusting nasally voice, arguing in court that you have to be imprisoned for the rest of your life because you tried to save some fellow New Yorkers from a lunatic threatening their lives. This-- to put it as nicely as I can, this evil cunt is *victimizing* you and there's nothing you can do about it but sit there politely. LMAO

I might rather just be killed by the homeless schizo. That takes what, a few minutes? Then you're done, you're in a better place, you're not here. Dafna Yorans will make you suffer for MONTHS and YEARS, even if you ultimately escape her.

I dunno, maybe I'm wrong. I just think everyone would feel a lot safer and would be more willing to stick their neck out to help each other if they didn't have to worry about Dafna Yorans. Or whoever that pencil-necked Star Wars Resistance pin-wearing faggot who prosecuted Rittenhouse(who sucks and is fat and cringe now) was.

Your Honor, we are asking for THE MAXIMUM PENALTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA-HAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT POLITELY ASKING THAT GUY SCREAMING THAT HE WAS GONNA KILL YOU HOW YOU COULD HELP HIM!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAH HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE MINE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!! FOREVEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You just can't expect Good Samaritans while there's Dafna-- and look, obviously it's funny and concerning that she is What She Is, but I just mean like, unethical prosecutors in general even if they're not the daughters of anti-White, anti-Christian extremists.

Anyway, I didn-- why did I even start talking about this? I must be getting... tired.

"My wife, fool that she is"

is a quote I wanted to talk about lmao. I couldn't remember what it was from, so I searched it on Google(I'm trying not to use "googled" anymore). Google instead gave me something like a Quora question of a guy asking "How do I know for sure that my wife isn't fooling around on me?" and some cuck out in Amsterdam answers "Does it matter? She is not your property or 'chattel', and has a right to her own life and choices." That was just sickening. What a stupid fucking answer to a poor worried man's question. Completely fucking vile. NEVER ask the Internet for relationship advice. EVER. Do not ask Quora, do not ask Reddit, 4chan, Twitter/X, do not ask the Internet for relationship advice. Okay? Ideally, don't ask for advice, try to learn by experience, but if you desperately need a bit of a... jumpstart, ask your PARENTS, ask a FRIEND, uh ask a person you know from CHURCH. Don't ask the Internet, because Relationship Advice from the Internet is 99.999% unmarried porn addicts who will try to gaslight you like "Erm, there's actually nothing wrong another man clapping your wife's cheeks, she is NOT your property, chud! Are they using protection? Then WHAT are you COMPLAINING about, incel?" as they stroke their micropenises wishing it was them who was being cucked. What, you think I'm exaggerating? You KNOW it's true, they have fucking Discord groups where they come up with little schemes to try to "convert" other men to be like them, it's all been #exposed on 4chan. Don't ask the Internet for help with your wife, don't ask the Internet for help with your girlfriend. Ask your priest, your pastor, your parents, ANYONE ELSE.

Anyway, that has nothing to do with what I actually want to talk about lmao. I remembered the quote is from The Call of the Conciliator from the Book of the New Sun:

I asked if he had news of the war.

“Oh, yes, sieur. I’ve followed it for years and years now, though the battles they fight never seem to make much difference, if you understand me. It never seems to get much closer to us, or much farther off either. What I’ve always supposed was that our Autarch and theirs appoints a spot to fight in, and when it’s over they both go home. My wife, fool that she is, don’t believe there’s a real war at all.”

I love that quote, because his wife is based. Because she's right. Not *literally* you know, but she's *in essence* right, it's just an unending war that no-one knows the reason for, no-one knows what's going on over there, nothing ever changes. It's all a meme. It's so visibly meaningless at least as far as the combat is concerned, that even the husband says he thinks the leaders are just playing a game, but then goes on to call his wife a fool. I LOVE that, and I didn't catch it the first time read the book.

Gene Wolfe was sssssuch a gooooood writer.

Anyway. I'm just exhausted. I need a... something. If I owe You an email, I'll try to get to it as soon as I can.

I'll ttyl, pls taekecare aaand. Have a comfy day. God bless.


12/26 Back To BUSINESS!(Blogging)

Hey.

I hope you['re . okay.

Did you have a Merry Christmas? I hope so.Uhhhhhh, what doya wanna talk about? Some Fishtank, some Fighting, some Vidya?

Real quick btw, I have to shout out GameChops & their relaxing vidya music stream. Everyone knows and loves lofi streams, but relaxing vidya piano music is *always* good. a Balamb Garden cover's playing rn and it's niiiiiiiiiice

I wanted to review the...

Fury vs Usyk 2

... ...it was fine I guess. I think they both did better in their first fight. Usyk is pretty obviously just a better boxer lol but Tyson's still very good at utilizing his reach. No really big moments for either of them, Fury winning just under half the rounds. It was just a less interesting repeat of the first fight. Tyson starting out strong, Usyk gaining momentum, but the last few rounds weren't as competitive as the first fight. It-- I don't remember but I think the scores were BASICALLY the same, but the thing is Tyson STILL DID BETTER later on in the first fight even after having his head boxed off that later round. This time it was justZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzkinda obvious that Usyk was going to win by decision after round... 6. But uhhhhhh,Zzzzzzzzzz idc it was still exciting to watch at the moment lol they're both really cool, GOOD CHRISTIAN MEN very based Usyk even more so with the Chi Ro all over his stuff. You know we have an actual keyboard symbol of it? ☧ preddy cool, right?

Anything else? Vidya, huh? I'd never cared about HMs in

Pokemon

very much lol. They bother a lot of people by forcing you to use up a move slot on a Pokemon, but now after ALL THESE YEARS it occurs to me that all of those people are right because it's COMPLETELY EVIL that neither Feraligatr OR Lapras can learn waterfall. THAT'S EVIL. It's a freakinG WATER MOVE THAT YOU'D THINK THEY-- whatever. So I caught a Golduck, and I'm hoping I can teach it to him. Idk though because I left him at the Daycare Center to breed my Ninetales.

GET PREGNANT!! ORAAAAAAAA!!

Anything else? Ye, I just spent $150 on a

Digimon

Pendelum lol. I want it, they're COOL and they're RECHARGABLE. It's coming from Thailand, and because it's been 1 day since I bought it and it hasn't arrived yet I'm panicking. (edit: I just got the shipped notification, thanks Thaibro)

One of my 2025 resolutions will be to not spend money on stupid things. Like the gesugao digigirl mousepad I got even though I didn't need a new mousepad.

When I have too much caffeine sometimes I get a little too SILLY. I don't regret it, it's a pretty good mousepad lol. It's more of a uh, cardgame mat though. You know. But it's a nice size and even though it's very obviously lewd it's not too much.

Aight, that's all, right? There's nothingg else to talk about? You want to talk about the [edit: removed, nightmarish feel-bad topic]? Me neither.

I had written out a HIGHLY DETAILED review of

Fishtank

, especially of the girls, but what's the point? Scientists overwhelmingly agree that Josie's very cute and stylish and Letty looks like a resident of Innsmouth despite having a toned tummy. Also Letty doesn't shave her armpits. That's fucking insane. I bet Josie does, but even if she doesn't, it'd fit the rest of her NEET asethtic enough to not be as offensive. She's like that girl I can't think of-- (edit: Tomoko), you know? Up to a certain point, girls being messy and lacking a little hygiene is endearing. But it has to make sense. The girly way Letty dresses combined with those FUCKING bushes under her arms is totally bonkers, it catches you off guard. It reminds me of a horror story from my youth* But good for her, she's a character. Completely disgusting.

In Season 2, JC is clearly bestgirl. She's so FUC excuse my language FUCKING hot, and she's just normal and not mentally FUBAR. Guys mistake not being a spaz as being boring, but uhhhhh. No, YOU make your girlfriend more interesting. If your gf's dull it's because you are. Summer looks good too, but you know. She's not right. JC might *look* like Mattress Girl, but Summer actually *is* Mattress girl, after you break up she's going to go on social media and accuse you of crimes.

That's all, I'm not going to bore you with more Fishtank talk. Lmao no just one more thing, I forgot to complain about the following:

Letty destroying the Bible was really gay. She is what she is so I can't blame her as much as the cameraman that ordered her to do it. That guy sucks. He's not funny at all with his "say something awkward with a straight face to assert dominance" gay fake psycho schtick and that moment uh, really TAINTED the show a bit. Jon should have gotten revenge for it, I'd probably have idk, ripped the camera away from him and thrown it. Orlol just throw a sticky drink on it, that's good enough. You don't have to destroy it but definitely damage it.

If Jon had done that birdbrains would be outraged because cameras cost more than a Bible. There's like nothing going on upstairs for them, the idea of value decided by something other than a retail sticker might as well be quantum physics. Not all irreligious people, but the irreverant ones often make me sick to my stomach.

*What? You want to hear the

Horror Story From My Youth?

Okay, please prepare yourself. It's not for the faint of heart. I was in like idk say 6th grade, a MERE CHILD. And my mom would take me to a spa sometimes, with a couple nice pools. One day, I was playing with a girl I didn't know. She was about my age. She was really cute, I liked her. I could FEEL those FEELINGS, I knew that this was going to be my WIFE. We started playing volleyball. But then something terrible happened. She... she lifted her arms. And there it was. Hideous, disgusting, UNNATURAL. Hair. I didn't even have hair under MY arms yet. It was the most horrible thing I'd ever seen. It wasn't even a LOT, and it was wetted down so it was like barely more than like a thin line under each arm. But it was THERE. It wasn't right. Her dad was there too, he was playing with us! Didn't he REALIZE? What was he thinking? How could a parent be so negligent? It's haunted me to this day. Obviously we didn't end up getting married. I never saw her again. She may have been devoured by her armpit hair.

Anything else you wanna talk about? Idr how I ended up on

Know Your Meme

, but one of their "Top Entries This Month" is just a gif of a JAV actress smiling as she's being fucked. KYM's been shit for years, probably a decade now, but I think that this is probably a really good example of "Internet Communities" always drifting toward sex over time. People become too comfortable in a "community" and conversation will always drift toward sex. This """meme""" was added by a STAFF MEMBER who's been on the site for 6 years. That's about as comfortable as you're going to get on a website. Time to upload porn onto my "information" website.

Look, I like Asian girls as much as the next guy. OBVIOUSLY. But that's not a FUCKING meme. Reaction images don't need to be explained, they've NEVER needed to be explained.

KYM no-longer just documents memes, they astroturf them. Which would be one thing, but again, this isn't a meme it's just a gif of a hot Japanese girl's face as she's being fucked.

I'm not mad I guess. Really this isn't worse than usual KYM slop, it's probably better. This straight porn of an objectively attractive woman that they're advertising to their non age-gated community is one of the LESS harmful things that they promote. lmao I can't believe the cope I just typed.

I really don't care though, there's too much to care about. In the entry, a user also uploaded a picture of her with cum on her face with the tags "dessert, cream, custard, family-friendly, fun, wholesome, nice" Like the staff member that created the page, he's also been on the site for 6 years, so I'm on to something.

Still, I think I'm just going to not care and hope that parents never let their kids on the Internet unsupervised.

On a happier note, I discovered

Luce, the Vatican's anime girl mascot

for the Jubilee of Hope. She's great, I love her. Very well designed! Uhhh, some fag(actual) writing for VICE didn't like her, but that's just because he hates Christians for not being happy for him needing to wear an adult diaper in his 30s. Her design is actually really good. A RAINCOAT to match the Vatican flag. A nice Rosary, a pigrim's staff, MUDDY BOOTS. She's very cute. DO NOT LEWD HER! Speaking of that, has-been filmmaker Kevin Smith accidentally(?) said something very disgusting about her.

First, Kevin Smith suggested that the Vatican made her just to "troll him" because he once came up with a goofy statue of Jesus smiling and winking in some dumb movie he made decades ago. So he believes that this cute anime girl pilgrim mascot was somehow born out of his stupid joke-Jesus mascot from 30 years ago. It's some tragic Main Character Syndrome that he thinks the largest religious organization in the world is doing anything to "troll him". He's not even the main character in his own movies. Anyway he then went on to say that "Buddy Jesus winked, so Luce could dilate!"

I know what you're thinking, hold on.

There's a CHANCE that Kevin Smith intended to mean like EYES dilating. Because Luce has big eyes, and "Buddy Jesus" was *winking*, so it'd be related. Right?

But how out of touch do you have to be to touch that word with a ten-foot pole?

Most people hear "dilate" and either don't know what it means, or cringe because they think of what guys who are tricked into having their genitals destroyed have to do to their fake-vaginas to prevent them from healing.

Is it possible that Kevin Smith doesn't know what dilation means? Isn't he really hip and cool?

Ah well. I hope he doesn't know, it'd be really weird and creepy to make a comment like that about a little anime girl. Kevin Smith, like many weird liberal nu-males, probably gets off to Christian girls' innocence being lost, but who cares what Kevin Smith thinks? He made like 3 movies about burnout weed addicts 40 years ago, and that's all he's ever been his entire worthless life.

Moving off topic a little, I was looking through Kevin Smith's Instagram to find a picture of him to post here (I am not going to, he's too pathetic looking and it's actually sad) and on a picture of Kevin drinking from a "Don't Talk To Me Until I've Had My

ABORTION!

" mug, some unkempt beard gen-x rock n' roll schmuck was like "Give 'em hell Kevin! People need to lighten the fuck up!" and it reminds me again that I am disgusted by the Irreverent Irreligious man, whose brain is tapioca. These are the niggas who get into heated arguments about which Marvel characters are the strongest, because uh, DeathLord can move across the Universe IN NEGATIVE TIME, but uh PlanetRaper can never be destroyed even if you kill him his HEALING FACTOR will always resurrect him, even if you totally destroy every particle that makes him up-- if someone just REMEMBERS him, his HEALING FACTOR can USE THAT MEMORY, INCLUDING THE MEMORY OF THE PERSON WHO KILLS HIM, to regenerate from.

They're not less serious, they're just serious about different things. Dumber things. Gayer things. Like that guy probably would get upset if you made fun of his favorite rock band. That's all. And hey, I'd be upset if someone made fun of MY favo-- actually lmao the other day I was listening to

Sam and Nick

and Nick was describing a hypothetical asshole-- "he REALLY likes Coheed and Cambria". Lmaooooooo bulmaohahah ahtbut he's like "I know I'm gonna get shit for that, they're great". But I know what he meant. Because I was one of the guys who REEEEALLY liked Coheed and Cambria. Lately though-- well, idk, let's talk about music later.

I've kept you way, way too long, sorry. This wasn't a good post. I need to figure out... what I want to do with The Daily Asker. I can't be writing like this every day, it's just not possible. Even if it were, it'd still be stupid.

Speaking of stupid, new HP Longbottom coming later today, pls stayed tuned. Neville just broke into Chen's office! Can the Potters and Ron escape to the Salazarium? We'll see!

KKKKKK that's all, I'll ttyl. pls take care of yourself. aaand have a comfy day. God bless, fren


12/19 a right to live

hey hey, I hope you're feeling well.

Our future President, Nicholas J. Fuentes survived an assassination attempt today. Some freak who murdered a bunch of people and animals came to Nick's recently-doxed doorstep with a pistol, crossbow(lmao faggot), and incendiary weapons, and tried to get him to answer the door. After the killer failed to get Nick's attention, because Nick is a creative force who was streaming at the time on Cozy.tv, he shot at the police and was promptly sent to Hell.

Thank God Nick's okay, that's all I want to write for that story.

The other day I was watching a comfy Christmas Comicsgate stream and someone in chat said--I can't remember exactly--something like "They don't like jews, strange that their savior is a jew." Idk what chat or comment in the stream he was replying to, I wasn't paying much attention before then.

I quickly hopped over to my keyboard and #debunked this common #misinformation.

The original guy never replied, but I picked up 2 more people. One seemingly some kind of boomer Protestant who was on the "They called him rabbi and that's a jewish word checkmate" level. I can't be positive he was a Prottie, but I got that vibe because 1- he didn't seem to be intentionally disrespecting Christ the way an ePagan or Other would, and also 2- he stopped replying basically as soon as I said that Christ was God.

BUT. This isn't the guy I want to talk about, even though he was a prick and I'm glad I was there to remind him that Christians only worship God, it seemed like he might have forgotten that. (smh deeze muffuggas be sayin Catholics worship Mary and den they turn around and glaze people who spit on Christ's name,lmfao)

The person I do want to talk about wassss: I dunno. More memorable. Not a Christian, though. Let me remember some of our conversation. It won't be exact, but it'll be close...

Them starting conversation with me after I explained to the Boomer who Jesus was: "I've noticed that Evangelicals and tradcons act like wokies"
Me: "Evangelicals like Israel too much, but tradcons are cool"
Them: "Tradcons are boring"
Me: "Lol I don't really care whether something's boring."
Them: "I think people with differing opinions have a right to live."
Me: "Uhhh, some of them I guess."
Them: "(Some YouTuber I can't remember) is cool too." (Edit: It was "Sophia Narwitz")
Me: "Idk who that is, I'll take your word for it."
Them: "They're trans, but they call out woke bullshit in video games and other media"

I just stopped replying after that, that was my exciting conversation with this person.

Wow, there's a LOT TO UNPACK here, isn't there? But ackshually, we're *not* going to unpack all of it, because there really is too much. I just want to point out this "different people have a right to live" meme we always hear from like, basic bitch irreligious people, while the peaceful young leader of the most popular U.S. Christian nationalist movement has a literal fucking murderer at his door with a gun. That's really the most important part.

This goofy fuck that knows nothing about me other than I think "Tradcons are cool" letting me know "People who are different shouldn't be killed."

Anti-Christians are so disgustingly ungenerous to Christians they'll say shit like this without a second thought. Ummm... just to let you know... people who are, like, differenttttt, like, they have a right to exisssst.

No, you're not getting a "concession" out of me like that lmao. "Oh yes, as a Christian, I agree with this idea you just came up with! I never thought of it that way, wow, the Church could really learn a thing or two from you!"

You're getting a "Hmmmmm... well, maybe some of them" which is a way more reasonable answer anyway.

To talk down to someone as if they might go out and kill people is the same as calling them subhuman.

I'm not whining about myself being attacked here, even though it *was* an attack consciously or not. I know I made them uncomfortable which satisfies me because I'm an asshole. It's just such a common meme for airheads to label Christians "bigots".

It's apparently common enough now that if you tell someone you're a Christian, they might respond "Well *I* think different people should be allowed to live", as if Christianity is a synonym for bigotry. The way these retards use it, it might as well be.

Of course the two groups of Christians they don't like ("they act like wokies" just means "I don't like them") are ones that are outspoken. So to put my lobster hat on for a sec, it's OK to be a Christian, as long as you keep it to yourself, bigot.

The answer's "No", I'm sorry. These fucking libertarians, man. Why do they hang out in Right-wing spaces? Because they're tolerated. The Left knows better than to tolerate them. What does "woke" mean to the lolbert? It just means "having standards", any form of rejection or shame or denial of desire, it's entirely different than the Right's idea of "woke". The lolbert is okay with girls being tricked into having their breasts sawn off as long as it happens after they turn 18, or with parental consent. Which is why this person enjoys watching an epic trans YouTuber "call out bullshit". They probably think that the 4 drag queens who voted for Trump are BASED and REDPILLED, because they totally reject the FASCIST Left. And no offense to that YouTuber, idk anything else about them & they Have A Right To Live, but ffs we're not speaking the same language.

Anyway, enough of my whining, I should be thankful that no-one tried to murder me like they tried to murder Nick. I do think the dehumanization of Christians is a -- something for Christians to keep in mind, and instead of being apologetic or defensive of your religion, Ohhh I'm sorry I'm a Christian we're really not all so bad ooooh-- no, you should really start coming from a place of power, a default position. Because it's there for you, Christianity does have it. You don't have to be *cruel* about it, but be unassailable instead of bending over backwards to appease someone who hates you. And I'm uh-- this is *kinda* a different topic, but don't ever scramble to out-logic some dumb faggot who says "magic skydaddy" to you as if they're actually interested. For a while, on the same YT channel, there was a guy who'd show up in the comments called "The Speeding Atheist"(carfag) and whenever there was some kind of "God bless you!" or "I'll pray for you!" comment, he'd reply to it with entry-level Problem of Evil schtick. And because Christians really aren't bigoted enough, people would try to engage him in honest discussion. Something Christians have to realize is that when you're wishing someone well, and someone comes along to interfere with that with a carefully-rehearsed script, you're not going to save their soul. I'd argue that it's your duty to your fellow man to do what I did to The Speeding Atheist and relentlessly mock them, every time they reply to someone, until they never show up in the comment section again to shit on another "I'll pray for you" comment for someone's sick wife. That's the morally correct thing to do, because he's going to upset and offend a lot of old Christian grandmas who won't stand up to him, and he's going to waste the time of a lot of younger people who still haven't learned that "debating" on the Internet isn't real, so it's up to you to make him feel embarrassed by LMAOing at him until he runs away forever.

Stand up for yourself, Christian man. That's all. Or at least stand up for Christianity, because every time a Redditor gets to add a tally mark to his Internet Arguments Won board, it emboldens him to hurt more people.

Anyway, anything else you wanna talk about? Some vidya? I... caught most of the Unowns in Crystal Clear. I've never gotten all of them, so I don't actually know what's going to happen. You could say it's... unown. The Ruins of Alph are freakin SPOOKY, man. I *love* that the first wall says "ESCAPE" and when you fall down-- freakin "There is a strange presence here.." That's GOLD. That's pure gold. Just *slightly* spooky, but more of a mystery feeling, you know? You know what I mean.

I realized I'm playing an OUTDATED version of Crystal Clear, though. The updated ones are on the dev's discord. So I had to join the discord lmao. I honestly can't stand that, but I do understand it, I guess it's very convenient to manage releases and receive feedback, address questions, etc. Really everything you need to do. It's not like you can't just join it and leave, too. So "I honestly can't stand that" isn't uh-- no, I can stand it, it's fine.

Idk if/when I'll try out the new release, but it's cool that you can keep your save file.

I love Gen 2, man. Mother of God, I know a certain amount of it is nostalgia, and I'm definitely going to give the later gens more of them a chance when I have time, but even the original Pokemon Crystal feels perfect to me, never mind this mod that somehow makes it even better. Those old sprites are just sooo *right* to me, the music is great(except I actually *hate* the bike song for interrupting all the good town themes), the DAY/NIGHT CYCLES? WHICH *WEREN'T* IN THE FOLLOWING GENERATION? The towns at night with the lights on in the windows are justAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH it's peak comfy.

Okay that's enough, I'm wasting too much of our time. Uhhhhh... definitely a Longbottom later. Reminder to self-- "It's like picking a sports team".

I'll ttyl, pls take care and have a comforting day. God bless fren


12/15 Democracy is a fallacy

--Renato Moicano, 2024

hey fren. I hope you're feeling ok.

I've got a bit of a headache, but I just took something so maybe I'll feel better. I'm gonna increase the redshift on my monitor, too... that's a little less painful. Red light is better than blue light, right

I don't have anything to write about DEMOCRACY. In fact, I LOVE it now because I'm in the majority :) . I just was watching an old Money Moicano fight. He's so great.

As GAY as the UFC is, idk if there's any other sport organization that will let its athletes in a packed arena in France say "Fuck Macron, they try-- let me tell you someting brotha, they try to take God out of your country-- here's some book recommendations"

There's no more UFC fights until next year now, isn't that a bummer? I'll survive. Maybe there's some other promotion that still has fights.

What do ya wanna taaaalk about? How aBOUT... just a liiiittle UFC, maybe a KNIFE REVIEW, and some vidya, and uh, whatever?

Uhhhh... ah, Saturday was pretty wild. Like all of the fights had finishes except the women's match. And even it was pretty good.

I think the besttttt one was ... .........I'm really out of it, I can't remember his freakin name. But a lightweight from Spain, he KO's the guy with a knee, but he's so uh... he didn't realize the guy was totally donezo, and he's so ON so he gets the guy in a standing guillotine against the cage and is just punching his face for a few more seconds

It was really cool, but kinda sad since it was unnecessary.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh whatever it was an aight card. A lot of people loved it because of all the finishes, but I don't really care about finishes, at all, so it was just a normal card to me.

LET ME TELL JU SOMETING, I CANNOT AFFORD TO LOSE

I'm really out of it, maybe I need a nap.

I took a nap.

I got a new knife. I don't think I'm a knifefag, it's just that I've been carrying the same knife for 8 years and I TRIED OUT a newer version. Almost the same, but assisted opening. It's meh, it's aight(just in terms of uh, "newness", but it's still a freakin great knife) But NOW Ilol I got ANOTHA one, and it's prettyyy great. See, the problem with the first newer one is that it's still very smol, only like a 2.whatever inch blade, and the spring for the assist is so strong, that if you're not holding it tightly--which is tricky because it's so smol--it'll require a little too much force to open than it should and also jerk a bit. Because it's a smol knife, you understand? In other words, the original manual open version ACTUALLY REQUIRES LESS FORCE to open than the "assist"! Isn't that something?

BUT: the NEW NEW one is uh... bigger. So the spring isn't like, too silly, it feels appropriate for its size. You can grip it more easily in your hand, so it's easier to press the switch and cope with the uh, recoil. And it's not too big, the blade's still under 4 inches.

There's a delicate balance you have to... remember. With errday carry knives. A lot of guys walk around with Cold Steel pocket-swords dreaming of slaying a dragon to protect a princess. And it's a nice dream, but it's also so unlikely that it doesn't justify the space it takes up in your pocket. And it's not really good to be fantasizing about getting into fights.

That's why the origin-- btw, CRKT SQUID is the knife. I think it's basically perfect for a uh... normal person, who's probably going to cut open a lot of boxes and not slay any dragons.

The original CRKT Squid is perfect, but it's also a little smol. Sometimes it might be better to have something a little longer, depending on where you're going. Like if you have to worry about wild animals or pit bulls. But knives aren't really self-defense weapons against other humans unless one single guy is already on top of you with his pants off, in front of a street camera. It's always better to pee your pants and run away screaming. Even if you live in a free state and carry a gun, depending on the color of your assailant you might be better off shooting yourself. What's the old saying? "I'd rather be carried by 6 than be judged by state-funded domestic terrorists claiming to be equality activists"

If you do have a will to live though, you might as well have an extra inch on your knife while still keeping it smol. I think too many people are uh. Idk, in a defensive, apologetic mindset about knives though. "THEY'RE TOOLS NOT WEAPONS!" Yeah but don't say that, it kinda detracts from the idea that people should be carrying around weapons. Unless you live in a 3rd world country like England, you have a right to carry a knife. They're primarily tools, absolutely, but if you're ever ambushed by... a single homeless schizo, they can save your life. You and I have seen enough streetcam vids of New Yorkers being murdered where if the white liberal cuck had been carrying a knife he would have at least survived.

That said, I really don't think it's healthy to be fantasizing about self-defense situations. It'll probably make you too eager and you'll ruin your life by killing a future-astronaut trying to mug you, you when the law says you have to turn out your pockets for him.

HOWEVER, it's probably a REALLY GOOD idea to fantasize about defending yourself from wild animals. I've talked about this before: a DISTURBING amount of men, particularly British men, don't believe they can defeat a goose in combat. Something like 1/2 of British men don't think they could beat up a goose. That's INSANE. So imagine how badly they'd be raped by animals that are actually dangerous.

I'm not saying you'll stop a grizzly bear, but when a fully-grown man is carrying a knife, he can absolutely defend himself from animals like some wild dogs and cats. Maybe even geese.

In 2018, an emaciated mountain lion attacked an obese black woman and a jewish man riding their bikes in Seattle. Intially attacking the man, it ran away from him after he threw his bike at it. It came back and pounced on the woman as she tried fleeing, ripping her fat ass off her bike.

The "man" abandoned her as the mountain lion dragged her into the woods to eat her. When the police arrived, they killed the mountain lion, but the woman was long dead.

This incident would not have ended tragically if either or both of the cyclists had been carrying a knife.

A happier example of Man vs Cat happened the very next year, when a runner defended himself from a mountain lion, choking it to death with his foot. This is a much better representation of a man fighting a wild animal, since it's a man actually fighting. He got badly roughed up, but he still survived and killed it. Having a way to inflict immediate grievous stabbing wounds on the animal probably would have made the fight for his life easier.

Anyway, that's all for knifetalk rn, Uhhhhh... the Squid knives are really good, I recommend them. The original manual folding one is perfect, but I really like the bigger uh... assisted that's in black. The silver assit that's slightly-bigger than the original is a "nah". It's still good, but no, go original or bigg.

ANYWAYTOIF

...I installed Minetest. It's a ... Minecraft clone ... platform, so people make voxel games on it, right? Naturally there's some clones of Minecraft itself on it, sssso that's nice. There's one that's like the older versions of Minecraft without all the dumb new SHEEEEEEEIT. It's pretty neat, it runsss mostly well. It feels almost identical to Minecraft. And there's no gay communist splash text that I have to look at.

"TEACH YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT ANTI-RACISM!"

I'm going to teach my friends about Notch and how everything he said was literally true and YOU're the bad person for trying to unperson him, HE's not the bad person for recognizing unpleasant patterns, YOU are the bad person.

Uhhhh,, anyway it's pretty neat.

I think I still like Terraria more though! It's just very relaxing. And being able to take your character into new worlds is soooooooooooo cool. Idk if you can do that in Minecraft or not, but I just took my little Ask guy into a new world to rpe some early bosses for loot, and it was very chill. It reminds me of when I found out you can carry over your character to a new game in Diablo 1, it totally gets rid of the uh... "anxiety" of finite resources, even if there's more than plenty in a single world anyway.

Carrying over progress in games in some way, like New Game Plus, is suuuuch a nice feature in games that you can't "perfect": games where you can't collect everything and do everything, like idk, Mario or Zelda.

You know, in Ocarina of Time, you fill out that Equipment Screen, and it's just *perfect*. You have all the items, you have all the biggest quivers and bags, you've done your job, there's nothing left to do.

But in fffffffffffffucking RPGS, you'll never have anything like that, there's always *something* that can be improved on. And depending on the game, it can be a little hard for me to cope with, even though I've gotten better at it.

You know a game that'ssss... fun? Pokemon Crystal. Clear. Crystal Clear.

Today I got Celebi for the first time in my life. It wasn't a big deal for me lol. I guess for people a few years younger than me, it was like Mew.

Originally Celebi was Japan-only, but even on the original U.S. cartridges there was a glitch to get it.

The glitch is pretty fucking wildly convoluted compared to the glitch to get Mew, though. (They'd later add a way to get it in all versions, unlike Mew who was forever Japan event-only or glitch) You need a bunch of specific items and Pokemon, they've got to be in the right spots in your inventory and party, it's a fucking mess. The glitch to get Mew is so nice-and-simple, it feels like it could have been an intentional Easter egg. In fact, I still have it saved, look how simple it is:

Preparation:

Make sure you have at least one Gym Badge and are in Cerulean City.

Catch an Abra in the grassy area to the left of Nugget Bridge (Route 24) because you'll need its Teleport ability.

Avoid Certain Trainers:

Do not battle the trainer in the grass on Route 24 or the trainer with a Slowpoke on the right side of Nugget Bridge. You'll need them for the glitch.

Initiate the Glitch:

Stand above the trainer in the grass on Route 24.

Walk down and press Start at the same time when the trainer is about to see you. This should open the menu before the battle starts.

Use Abra's Teleport to return to the Pokémon Center in Cerulean City.

Trigger the Battle:

Head back to the right side of Nugget Bridge and battle the trainer with the Slowpoke. Defeat him, then use Teleport again to return to the Pokémon Center.

Encounter Mew:

Walk back towards Nugget Bridge. As you approach, the Start menu will pop up automatically.

Close the menu, and you will be engaged in a battle with a wild Mew.

Mew will be at Level 7 and only knows the move Pound. You can catch it using Poké Balls. This glitch works in Pokémon Red, Blue, and Yellow versions

Isn't that WILD? You basically can just play through the game normally, and before you even battle Misty's fine tomboy swimmer ass, you can catch the legendary Pokemon everyone dreamed of getting.

What a wild thing.

Anyway, that's all I've got rn I think. Right? Riiiiiight. My head's kinda been KILLing me, sorry for not writing a new Longbottom chapter. I'm gonna rest a little right meow and I'll try to write one later, I've got some funny ideas. It's coming no matter what.

I'll ttyl, pls take care of yourself and have a comforting day. God bless fren.


12/13 PLEEEEASE HATE THEM!!

hey.

I hope you're well. I'm not, lemme... there

My legs are on my desk and I'm so far away from my monitor now I can barely see what I'm writing.

Nothing in the world is as emasculating as sitting at a computer, the only thing missing for me rn is "programmer socks"

it's just so fucking uncomfortable. I've complained about the ergonomics of desks before, I won't put you through any more

Uhhhh... some guy lost his YouTube channel. A comic artist. He's d-- I'm not going to name him because I'm going to be CRITICIZING him. He's a former Muslim now anti-Muslim artist and I guess he probably lost his channel for hate speech or something. Idk why specifically, but I do know that in a previous Comicsgate art auction he was auctioning off a disgusting painting of Mohammad french kissing another man. And maybe I'm insane but I just think it's gross. If I really, really, really hated Muslims with all my heart, I wouldn't buy gay porn of them. I know that's true, because I'm thinking of people I know I hate rn and I wouldn't buy any kind of picture of them at all, even if I knew that it was really edgy and would upset them.

I really am not impressed by that. i don't think I ever was. Even when I was an Atheist, I never thought "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! lol xD" with a picture of 2 Jesuses having sex was funny. A less-gay example might be uh, Muhammad with a bomb turban or something. That never blew my mind.(ba-dum tsss) I just uh... I don't care for it.

To be perfectly fair, I guess that wojak meme where he's having sex with fat egirls is pretty funny, but uh... I wouldn't buy one and it's not really a uh... spiteful gay little "look what I did to your holy figure! xD" it's more like a "this is you" which can always be funny. (edit: yes, it's completely different, forget it)

I'm getting off track a little

Anyway, that guy lost his yt channel somehow, and it's whatever. But then *another* comic artist was defending him and explaining to Christians that we shouldn't like Muslims because Jesus is *just* a prophet to them. Which, sure, granted. I'd love for them to know that Christ is God. But the guy SAYING THAT is an atheist lmao. So where do you get off telling me I shouldn't like those people over there for not thinking highly enough of Christ when you think less of Him than they do?

That really rubbed me the wrong way. If you're going to rally me for some cause in the name of Christ, and you're not a Christian, the answer's probably no. And the answer *is* no, because lmao I don't really care that the guy lost his channel. If I could blink and make it come back, I guess I would, but other than that, uh. Zzzzz

I don't value, at all, uh... drawing bearded men french kissing. "HA! THIS OFFENDS MUSLIMS!" It offends *me* nigga, it's 2 men kissing. They're not even anime catboys.

Without getting too political, there's a certain kind of like, American boomer neoconservative that would uh, do a double-peace sign for the camera while a bunch of [redacted] are cumming on his face, and he's making a smug >:) face becaue he knows it's going to totally piss off those towel headed prudes who hate us for our freedom. And then later on some news story about Christians being mistreated, he'll reply "They'd NEVER do this to MUSLIMS!! Why don't they do this to MUSLIMS!!!" Uh yeah, good for them. That's your takeaway? You just want that other religion to be mistreated too? Btw any others you feel that way about, big guy? :^)

So uh, I don't care, that's all. "I might disagree with you submerging a Crucifix in a jar of piss, but by golly I'll fight to the death for your right t--" no, I don't care what happens to you, I'm not in any way supporting you, and sure I'd save you if you were being beheaded right in front of me, but uh don't be MYSTIFIED if I don't go sprinting to save you.

Now sure, idk how far this extends. Obviously I don't and can't care about EVERYONE'S feelings about EVERYTHING, but it at least extends to Gay Muhammad Art. It has to, because it's really easy for me to imagine how I'd feel if some faggot was drawing "Jesus Fucking Christ lol xD" in front of me.

And while I'm thinking about this, and the fffffking "b-b-b-b-b-but they think Jesus is just a prophet, so erm, weeeeeell? What are you gonna do about, Christians???" what kind of argument even is that? And what do you think A PAINTING OF 2 BEARDED MEN is going to do against Islam? What do you WANT it to do, and if the answer is "nothing, I just think we should be free to do it" then I don't care and if that's not the answer, really try to imagine hwo you're making other people feel for fucking once.

HA HA HAAAAAAAAA, LOOK ACKMED, IT'S YOUR BELOVED PROPHET! KISSING ANOTHER MAAAAAAN WAAAAAAAAAAAH HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!!!

I'm actually really funny. I fucking love "Wah ha ha". Anyway, that's all.

It kinda reminded me of the "Stop Asian Hate" meme where they desperately tried to drive a wedge between Asians and Whites and it didn't work at all because the stats just weren't convenient, so it immediately lost its steam.

Now it's reminding me of literally all media reports about idk, Russia

Now I'm reminding *you* not to sign up to kill strangers in another country.

Now, no-less sinister, I'm reminded of unmarried 30+ yo women giving dating advice designed, perhaps unconsiously, to keep women forever single just like they are.

And, just as guilty, eternal bachelors with gay pick-up artist yt channels

Ackkkshually the same thing happened after Destiny upset Muslims and started getting death threats from them. He and his idiot fans COULDN'T BELIEVE that Nick Fuentes and the Groypers weren't standing up for him. That's so obnoxious.

There's got to be some kind of meme template for that. Weaselly little bisexual atheist Destiny as uh, Jerry the mouse throwing a rock at a Muslim's head, and he's that big grey bull dog, and when he turns around Destiny tries to hide behind Nick Fuentes. Who is uh, Tom. The cat. Hurr hurr catboy.

So I'll uh... I want Muslims to come to Christ, and even if I didn't want that, and I instead wanted them to be Funko-pop collecting bugmen with no souls, I still don't think that insulting the prophet they adore is the way to their hearts. And I'm right.

But yea, justice for uh, that guy or whatever, I sure hope he gets his YouTube channel back so he can continue making really positive and good stuff that should exist. Fine I know that's gay sarcasm, but I really do hope he gets it back.

Terraria?

I beat all of the bosses that raped me like a revenge scene in a horror movie. It's really cooool, I have a moooount now so I can move so faaaaaast, I've got a really powerful waaaaand that's like a freakin magic fire hose, my health is maxed, I've kinda got a uh... you know, I feel pretty confident lol. And I know I'm still missing out on soooooooo much of the game in terms of crafting and stuff. I've definitely gotten way further than I ever did in Minecraft.

It's just a neato game, it's a lot of fun to dig down and find new weaaaapons and stuff-- oh and there's FAIRIES that will lead you to treasure too. Isn't that cool? And there's so many NPCs, I've got like a dozen now and they all have stuff they liiiiiike so you can make them more haaaaappy and they'll sell more stuuuuuuffffff and

okay that's enough out of me. Crystal Clear update? Iuhh... I got a Larvitar. How about that? Tyranitar was one of my favorite Pokemon when I first played Gen 2. I really don't remember for certain but I vaguely remember catching a SHINY one, which might have been my only shiny besides the Red Gyarados.

Did you know there's a Pokemon Center store in Hiroshima? The Red Gyarados is on their logo.

There used to a Pokemon Center store in New York City, but it became the uh, Nintendo-whatever store. It was vandalized during the George Floyd riots.

I wonder if the one in Hiroshima was ever vandalized during a race riot over a violent criminal accidentally overdosing while resisting arrest after trying to defraud a small business.

The street view's very pretty, there's a train station right outside. I can't say for certain, but I imagine it doesn't smell like New York City smells.

He mugged a pregnant woman with a gun, and buildings burned for him and people died for him.

The justifications for the Atom bombs aren't good, I've never been convinced by them. It was pure evil.

Hiroshima doesn't smell like New York City.


12/12 Engorged

Hey, I hope you're doing all right.

I be doin' alright, I be doin' ok

And as long as I can live to see another day

I be doin' alright I be doin' ok

ok

BACK IN THE 16TH CENTURY, WAY WAY BACK IN THE DAY

When I was in middle school, I had to go to the nurse's office during health class because I felt light headed.

Because of those horrible anatomy drawings of penises lmao

And the phrase "ENGORGED WITH BLOOD" to describe erections. I was a squeamish kid and I didn't like to think about my penis being ENGORGED with BLOOD.

It's just very... I dunno, I still don't like it. I guess I was fine with the anatomy of VAGINAS, but when you're making me think of MY body parts like that, it's not pleasant.

Boners were like the coolest thing in my life, and now you're like "Erm, ackshually it's your penis being ENGORGED... WITH BLOOD!"

Even the word "penis" is just disgusting to me. Cock is an AWESOME word, I love my COCK, it's so powerful. It's like a club you swing around. But PENIS sounds like something so small and pathetic, doesn't it? It's a perfect fit for those horrible flacid illustrations.

Now all of this is to say that I saw the trailer for the movie The Gorge and I thought it looked pretty cool.

I like the premise, I uh... I just like it. It feels like something I'd think of, so it's great.

A lot of guys would love a job where you're just sitting in a tower in a gorgeous forest for a year. And you also have a girl across from you in her own tower and you can flirt with her, but she's so far away she can't annoy you by talking too much? It's like heaven.

Except I guess you're literally guarding the gates of Hell.

It's from the director of The Black Phone, and thaaaat was a pretty good movie. It actually wasn't as scary as I would have liked, but uh everything else about it was cool. It was just a good movie. Aaaand THE GORGE looks pretty cool too. The story feels like something that'd come out years ago. Uhh... it kinda reminds me of that movie THE GREAT WALL. I love walls. I love things being kept out of places, you know what I mean? Sit back, relax, shoot some monsters as they pathetically try to scale your Big Beautiful Wall(BBW). The girl in the Great Wall was so freakin hot, who is she... Jing Tian. She looked frrrr--God help me I'm sorry.

I don't trust movies very much. The guys who make daily-videos about how woke everything is have *nothing* on me, which is why they're still surprised by redheads being replaced by blacks in remakes and I'm more surprised when I see a trailer for a movie that doesn't make me sick to my stomach.

There's a kind of person who hates "woke" stuff but really enjoys Jordan Peele movies because they can't tell how much he hates White people.

Or movies like The Witch, which I admit I liked when I was younger.

Sam Hyde's review of The Witch is actually really good. I'd call it the Authoritative review of The Witch.

Oh, -- am I skipping around too much now? Probably, sorry. I'm gonna do it anyway.

MillionDollarExtreme's Christian arc is really cool. Nick's back to the Catholicism he was raised in, Charls and Sam have always been like uh... very anti-Reddit and if not self-professed Christians then pretty pro-Christian. Charls got me back into C.S. Lewis and had a great podcast with outspoken Christian Doug TenNapel, one of Sam's favorite authors is Gene Wolfe, and he's always criticizing anti-Christianity. Nick's attending Mass again and has his daughter in Catholic school. He always seemed like the least-religious guy, but now he's openly professing his faith in Jesus Christ.

It's just very cool. A lot of us uh... kinda grew up with them. Now you go to one of their vids, you see a bunch of "Christ is King" comments with hundreds of likes, with some replies that are probably the angry gay-lolbert centrist "I Can't Tall If Sam Is Serious" portion of the fanbase, but that's just a minority.

Eventually I have to write about the "I can't tell" thing, that's really not good. To not be able to reeeeead people. Idk if it can just be blamed on autism, it's really wild to me how often I've seen "Ummm... is Sam Hyde serious?". Idubbz famously got trolled by Sam for an entire weekend because he was too retarded to see he was being fucked with when he just wanted to make a gay little whiny leftist hitpiece documentary about this horrifying alt-right comedian who horrifyingly joked that White people deserve to live("I can't tell, I HOPE he was joking!!!"). It actually makes me mad lmao, it makes me like disgusted when I see "I can't tell" as if he's ever actually saying anything especially crazy but *also* because you're basically admitting you're retarded. I don't care rn let's think about it later.

Anyway, I'm gonna go catch Lapras in Union Cave in Crystal Clear, okay? I know, it's not Friday. I changed the clock.

Crystal Clear is so much freaking fun, we have to talk about it later. Idk it might be like, the best mod for a game ever.

THAT'S ENOUGH I'm gonna go I'll ttyl

pls take care of yourself, God bless fren


12/11 How does it feel to be you?

she once asked me

I said I feel like a panther trapped in a dog's world

Hey hey. hey. I hope you're feeling well.

I was just thinking of a uh... media day for some card I can't remember at all, and a reporter asked Justin Gaethje how it feels to be Mexican. lmao. Or how it feels to be REPRESENTING Mexicans as a fighter.

It was such a fucking weird question.

Justin Gaethje's mother is Mexican. And his father is German. He was not born in Mexico, he doesn't live in Mexico, you'd never know he was even half Mexican by looking at him.

"How does it feel to be representing Mexicans"

Actually I don't remember if it was SPECIFICALLY Mexicans, or LATINO people in general. I don't know which would have been a more retarded question. I guess probably the latter, since Justin then would be representing a broader group of people, and it'd include Brazilians, who make up half the fucking fighters in the company.

But even if it was Mexicans, who comes to your mind when you think of Mexican UFC fighters? Maybe idk, Brandon Moreno, the first male Mexican UFC champion, or Alexa Grasso the first female Mexican champion/foot model? Both of them are still ranked like 2 or 3 in their divisions, too. They're actually WAY more relevant than Justin is-- I'm sure they were at the time, too, I don't really remember when it was but I'M SURE they were more relevant then too

It was just so out of left field for the reporter to ask that of a guy who's like, a normal American mutt. He's NOT Brandon Moreno fighting out of and for Mexico--which is cool, Brandon's great. But they're two totally different people. And this BITCH walmao she was like trying to like Mexicanify him.

"Justin! Your mother is Mexican, how does it feel to be a bipoc fighter?"

He just ignored the question entirely and said he's glad to have fans all over the world lol.

I like Justin Gaethje. He's a wholesome Christian lad.

I'm trying to think of why that question annoyed me so much. And it's like, a bunch of little reasons that make it a perfectly-annoying question. Placing a burden on him he didn't ask for, assigning an identity to him that erases his fucking fatherlmao and yes, that *is* what she was doing whether she intended to or not. When she scurried back to whatever shit site she works for and writes "Latinx Fighter Justin Gaethje!" it's literally a half-truth, and adding into a deep paragraph in the article that no-one's even going to read up to "...oh and his father is German" isn't good enough, I don't like it.

Sorry, doesn't matter.

My shoulder hurts so I'm in a bad mood, that's all.

That's how it feels to be me.

I was playing Terraria a bit moar earlier. Every boss I encounter rapes me. But it's still fun. Mostly. I at least defeated a GOBLIN ARMY. How about that? A GOBLIN ARMY comes and attacks your base. Everyone loves a good self-defense situation.

Iiiiii-- what else? I messed with my old POWKIDDY that I thought wasn't saving anymore. But it seeeeeeeeemssss to be okay now. I played a little POKEMON RED, ya know? It's strange that such a simple game will always feel good to play. Compare it to uh... i dunno, what?... Grand Theft Auto 6, which isn't out yet. I'm so uninterested in Grand Theft Auto 6 you'd have to pay me a lot of money to play it. But I'm sure I'll get whatever the next Zelda is, and enjoy it.

Even when I was a kid idk how much I enjoyed Grand Theft Auto games. 4 was out, I didn't even finish it, I just ran around and did side missions, got bored, and stopped playing it.

It's not because it's open-world, BotW is open-world, and I FAMOUSLY love that game, everyone knows exactly how much I love that game, I wrote a bestselling book about it.

I guess this is just a ... I don't really like Null from kiwifarms much anymore, but he coined the term "cattlenigger" and I think it's probably what I would call people excited for a new GTA game. Whereas important people, geniuses, uh, rock stars, fitness models, heart surgeons, the MVPS of the world, would want to play Zelda or decades-old Pokemon games. Nintenbros.

Okay I'll let you go.

I really want some cereal. Longbottom later if I can get my shoulder to stop making me want to die

I'll ttyl, pls take care of yourself and have a relaxing day

God bless fren


12/09 i want RESULTS

What are your thoughts on... game configuration menus displaying pictures of cute girls? And right-clicking on them, and a text box pops up with her asking if she can call you "Big Brother"?

hey fren I hope you're well today. I had this screenshot of Ys VI saved and I never used it so I'm using it now. I take too many screenshots of stuff and never use them, you know what I mean? I should make a... "Screenshots" page and it's just entirely jrpgs and retarded YouTube comments.

Let's go over UFC real quick, okay? Just real quick, and then we can talk about something else. It was actually a really fun card.

Actually, FIRST we can talk about vidya or something, in case you don't CARE about UFC, and if you want, the fight recaps will. be at the bottom. I'll do that.

So uh, play any good games lately? I wassssss playing some Terraria. It's fun. It's a little harder to get used to its... menuing and sheit than Minecraft, but I'm used to it now so it's pretty relaxing. You know what I like, besides not starving to death? My weapons and equipment not breaking. I like that a lot.

I don't want to just use Minecraft to uh... describe it via comparison, but I'm going to anyway: it feels more rewarding than Minecraft with less commitment. Like right away you can build a few simple houses and merchants will start to come live there. From there, without having to worry about food or equipment degradation, you can say, sell stuff to said merchants, who never run out of money to pay you or goods to sell you.

In Minecraft you have to be lucky enough to stumble upon a town of jewish squidwards.

It's not a fair comparison, but I'm making it anyway because I have no reason not to. Anyway, Terraria is prettttty fun.

What else? Uh. Digimon cry when they die. That upsets me. I wish they'd die silently. That sounds like an insane thing to say on its own, but really I just wish they *didn't die* at all. I woke up late to find that my Alphamon died, which is great, because now I can unlock NEW Digimon. It's not like I miss him or anything lmao. I just wish they didn't have to die. It's just uh, weird that they basically just eat and die. "Just like humans!" says the Redditor. Digimon don't make gay nihilistic comments on the Internet. What they do have in common with humans is that they never really die.

Okay I'm gonna go or something lol. Uhhhhhhhhhh... idk I'm just a little tired the last few days, sry. It's been too long without a long*bottom* so I'll try to correct that later, I juuuuust need a quick nap. here's my dumb recap of the DUMB fake sport that I watch:

So Kennedy Nzecjcuckuuckuequeuwu KO'd Lukasz Brzeski, proving once again that heavyweights are just fat retards fluke KOing each other. Not that Kennedy *isn't* better than him, because he is, it's just that heavyweights are fat retards fluke KOing each other. Right? WRONG: Kennedy thanked Christ, making him cool plus he's not even really fat, he's a true heavyweight.

Okay, what's next. How about the biggest age-difference in UFC history? Clay Guida's over 40 and Chase Hooper is like, 20 something. And it was just a funny fight. Clay's moving around like a savage, hair swinging wildly behind him. And uh, Chase just raped him in r1, that's all. "If one man can hold you down..."

Michael Chiesa proved me wrong, because even though he'd BAD, I FORGOTTTTT to actually look at Max Griffin lmao Max started out strong, but gassed and Chiesa subbed him in r3.

Tiny little Joshua Van beat the fucking shit out of Cody Durden and then like Kennedy, thanked his Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. One judge even gave him a 10-8 round. From STRIKING ON THE FEET. Vancels up big.

Eryk Anders sucks, but he survived a baaaad r1 and then proceeded to immediately knock down and ground and pound Chris Weidman for 4 minutes and 50 seconds before the ref stopped the fight DEPRIVING Chris of r3, even though Chris looked pretty fine, all things consisdered. lol.

Aljamain Sterling thought he was in a grappling match, so he lost because Evloevactually threw a few punches.

Vicente Luque proved me *right*, he's *not* washed, and in r1 he knocked down and subbed the guy the Rock bought a house for. Which is a little sad because Themba Gorimbo takes care of his autistic brother. It's hard to believe that fighters are humans with problems.

Speaking of problems, Nate Landwehr has a big one. And it's called "Getting beaten up by Dooho Choi for three rounds"

My dream came true and the Korean Superboy actually looked great in there, completely outclassing Nate on the feet. It was a lot like the Joshua Van fight, I assume, because my memory just says "he beat him up for 3 rounds", the difference being Choi got a finish by getting on top of him and elbowing him. To death.

Speaking of getting beaten up for 3 rounds, Bryce Mitchell proved the Earth was flat by slamming Kron Gracie onto the back of his head as Kron tried to... ... ...pull Bryce down into his guard?

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu doesn't work on its own anymore. The LEGENDARY Gracie family is collectively washed.

It just seems not-very-efficient to train to-- when the perfect opportunity presents itself-- wrap your arm around your opponent's shin and pull it into their armpit while you're holding their hands together with your feet and pressing down on their throat with your forehead in order to make them tap.

Maybe with different rules and different uh, round times, or no rounds at all, BJJ on its own can still be uh, what it used to be. But at least in the UFC, with 5 minutes rounds, simply using... idk American wrestling or RUSSIAN SAMBO to pull someone to the ground and NO-MATTER-WHAT-ELSE-HAPPENS, you've at least used up a minute of the round and gotten a minute of control time-- that's like, KILLER in the UFC. Combine that with being a good striker, and that's unstoppable.

Hug him against the cage. Dry hump him. What's he going to do about it? Lose, that's what he's going to do.

UFC is so gay.

Speaking of the modern Frenchman, Ciryl Gane lost to Alexander Volkov, despite having beaten him in the past. He had a pretty good first round, arguably winning it. But then Volkov just, somehow, outstruck him and took him down in the next two. It wasn't at all a DOMINATION or anything, but Gane just didn't look great. Apparently he broke his toe or something in the first round, idk. He did well, but Volkov was just better.

Now, because the UFC is fake like the WWE, the judges declared Gane the winner. It doesn't affect me because lmao I don't gamble. Or, you know, pay to watch fights. But imagine having bet a ton of money on Volkov. You watch him win--like there's no debate whatsoever, everyone watching it knew Volkov won, Ciryl and his corner knew Volkov won, Dana White knew Volkov won-- and think you're getting a sweet payout, only to find out that the judges-- including an evil bitch with a reputation of "controversial" scoring in BOXING-- wrote down "Ackshually sweaty, he lost :) "

IMAGINE.

You can't bet on fights in the UFC, you have to bet on fights *and* judging at the same time. That's so wiiiiiild, isn't it?

We hear these stories about fixed boxing matches back in the day and it feels "unreal". But this is our own time. I saw someone put it well: Close high-profile boxing matches like Fury vs Usyk are more reliably scored these days than UFC. If you've been following me for a while, you've probably seen me complaining about robberies at least a dozen times: *I'M* not crazy, everyone agrees with me about all of those cases, AND *THIS* one in particular is the worst robbery I can even remember.

It must suck gambling lmao Anyway, idk it really sucks for Volkov. Guy's freakin great, on a winning streak, he's like 100 years old, he's had 50+ fights iirc. And they just uh, fuck him lol. They just fuck him. I'm not mad at Ciryl Gane, I love watching him fight. But I watched him lose and be declared the winner. And that's just so obnoxious to me lol. These fucking judges man, they need to be held accountable. Right? Or not, I don't care lol they're not getting any of my money.

Shavkat defeated Ian Machado Garry by implementing the "hug him and eat up time" strategy I mentioned earlier, proving me correct as usual. Uhhhhh-- it was a boring fight and everyone hated it, but I liked it, they both did okay. For what it was. Garry became the first man Shavat couldn't finish though. How about that? Isn't that neato?

Finally, Pantoja danced onto Asakura's back like a spider and choked him out. We love Pantoja. But.

I'm becoming more and more convinced that it was a humiliation ritual to put a spotlight on male Asian fighters not having a UFC champion, particularly targeted at Japan. "Look what we did to your hero, boi. Yeeeee, das rite das rite, you better start putting up our anal pride flags or we comin for ya'll das rite 2 bombs wasnt enough sheeeeeit what is dis annie-may shit? We gona takes dat--" Why am I typing this like a black man, obviously they're not the puppet masters in my imaginary but probably-real and certainly based on actual-U.S. foreign policy scenario.

I'm just being silly. There's plenty of other avenues for Japan to be brought low it doesn't have to come from a fighting organization.

Oh, sorry I forgot uh... Dominic Reyes The Only Man To Beat Jon Jones beat up Anthony Smith. (+thanked Christ, cool very based) Like he just clobbered him. Anthony's a complete meme but he's also had I think like 60 freakin fights and he might have retired. So it's sad. It's sad. Fighters with a zillion fights are rare, I think it's more impressive than perfect records with far fewer fights. ...he has a lot of losses too, sure.

iDK if Dom can become champ though, his chin isn't trustworthy. If he did though, it'd probably be the greatest comeback in the history of the UFC. So heeeere's hoping.

OKKKKKKKKK that's all.

I'll ttyl fren, pls take care and have a comfortable day. God bless.


12/07 most dishonurabu

Hey fren, I hope you're well today.

Me? I'm not, because Kai Asakura is going to LOSE to Alejandre "The Cannibal" Pantoja.

So, if you want, we'll go over the UFC fights tonight.

BUT FIRST: Uhhhh... idk lol. I've been playing Terraria. It's pretty enjoyable. It's more than just 2D Minecraft, it's uh... like there was a BLOOD MOON, and defending my house from zombies that suddenly are able to open your doors was really fun.

Because I had a magic boomerang aaaand a spear aaaaand-- well, combat was never the best part of Minecraft, I'm just saying it's uh, prettyyy satisfying in Terraria

Also, Minecraft's kinda. Shit now? When I last played it, they'd added like, flying faggotmonsters at night, so you can't just relax on top of your structures anymore lol. Like idk but I did see one person say something like "It's the only game that's gotten worse over the years", but I was never SUPER into it, so I can't judge it too much. It WAS fun to set up wheat fields on a little lake and build up your propertah.

However, Terrairi-- am I spelling this right? TERRARIA. TERRARIA. Terraria takes an immediate W just because it's DRM-free. So I have it, and I never have to worry about Microsoft either stealing it from me, or worse, NOT stealing it from me, but placing gay communist splash messages on the title screen that I have to look at.

"Educate your friends on anti-racism!"

You really don't want me to do that.

"Your gender is valid!"

Meaningless words.

"You are valid!"

Unhealthy mindset.

"Amplify and listen to BIPOC voices!"

No.

"Learn about allyship!"

I am your enemy.

Sry, it's just nice that I can start Terraria and one of those messages won't appear.

Thankfully I found a mod to take them out, but-- I don't play Minecraft anymore anyway.

What was I even.........................

Anyway, Terraria's fun so far. I made a GRAPPLING HOOK and I found a DOUBLE JUMP thing and uh, it's just a neato game.

And you don't starve to death, so that's nice too.

Okay, let's just get to the FIGHTS, right?

Here, look at dis.

NZECHUHUJUEU shouldn't be THAT much of a favorite, should he? He got KO'd at light heavyweight. Sure Lukazszcs is shit, but. ACTUALLY Lucasz really IS shit, he's 1-4 in the UFC. Okay, NAZecuchuku by KO, gotta be.

Chiesa vs Griffin? Meh. Griffin.

JOSHUA VAAAAAAN, I'M PUTTING IT ALL ON JOSHUA VAAAAAN, I BELIEVE IN JOSHUA VAN

Weidman vs Anderssss... lmao idk Weidman's a crafty craftsman. Weidman via crafts mac n cheese.

Brown vs Battle? BRYAN BATTLE WOULD NEVER LOSE TO A JAMAICAN, TEACH YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT ANTI-RACISM.

Movsar's going to kill Aljo, but I'd really love for the opposite to happen...

Luque vs Gorimbo? LUQUE IS NOT WASHED, he's goin--... yeah, whatever it's not like I'm betting anything. Luque.

Reyes vs Smith? Smith's the perfect opponent for Reyes to continue his comeback tour on. Which sucks because I love Smith. But it has to be this way.

Landwehr vs CHOI? DOOHO CHOI WILL SHOCK THE WORLD AND BEAT UP NATE LANDWEHR is what my heart says, but I think Landwehr's probably going to overpower him and uh, knock him down and it'll get stopped and that's. that.

Bryce The Firmament Mitchell vs Kron BJJ-Only Gracie. Uh, Bryce is going to CLOBBER him

Cereal Gane aaaand Alexaaaanderrr

i DIDNT see their first fight, so idkk... Volkov looked great against Sergei, but Sergei's not as fast as Ciryl, right?

Seeing Ciryl beat up Tai Tuivasa was just beautiful. He was working him like a video game, but Tai also knocked him down, sooooo. idk, Ciryl beat him once I guesssss he'll probably do it again. Can heavyweights really improve that much? No. BUT... idk why does it feel like Ciryl's not taking his career seriously? That's my imagination, nvm. Uh, Ciryl probably

SHAVKAT RAKMHONONV VS Ian Machado Garrryyyy

If Ian shocks the world, it'll be sooooooo funny. obviously Shavkat's wins are more impressive... but they're both undefeated, and Garry has more wins *in the UFC*. Idk though, I only saw Shavkat in trouble once against Neal, and he turned it into a finish. i justtt... it'slol i'm not betting money IAN GARRY'S GONNA WIN

and finally

i just think Pantoja's too TUFF. UFC posted a fight of Asakura's and it only lasted like 10 seconds, he just broke the other guy's jaw in the first exchange. And that's great, but what, are you going to break Pantoja's jaw, or is he going to grapple-rape you for 25 minutes? Pantoja probably has some good scar tissue for Kai to open up that could mess him up, but it's . it's a big ask.

come in and your first fight is against the dominant champion of the division. I saw someone say they set it up because they KNOW Pantoja will beat Kai, which will discredit Rizin. But I don't buy that, I think the UFC would LOVE to have Kai Asakura as the champion.

They don't need MORE business in Brazil, and Asakura's a social media star in Japan. BUT HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO BEAT PANTOJA

And what if he does? Manel Kape, the current #9, has already KO'd Asakura. You look at the Flyweight rankings and it's like: I don't trust Kai Asakura to beat ANY of these guys, so even if he DOES beat Pantoja, HOW IS HE GOING TO BEAT ROYVAL? MORENO?

THIS IS WHY ID DFREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS IS WHY I WANT THE UFC TO STAY OUT OF ASIAlmao

they're going to DRIP-FEED fighters into the roster, and when they lose, because EVERYONE loses, it's going to be "ohoho look they can't fight!" even though every other loser of the night was white or black. And i have to DEFEND azn MEN because they make azn WOMEN, and ermm, it's called being a good ally :^) Learn about allyship

Also they don't litter or commit crime. It's actually insane how little crime they commit compared to other races, especially with the level of crime committed *against them*. Teach your friends about anti-racism!

Anyway, idk, Kai Asakura's strong, and he's bigger than Pantoja. I'm just DOOMPILLING, I'm not being fair. I just wish he hadn't lost to fucking Manel Kape of all people.

anyway, uihhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-- enjoy the fights tonight.

Let's go, Japan?!

have a comfy day fren, God bless.


12/02 Assisted Asking

She's so cute 😭

hey fren hope you're well today.

I just took my dog for a walk. It's very cold out, which is kinda refreshing because it's usually terribly hot.

Uhhhh... what do you wanna talk about? Vidya? Fighting? All of the above?

Lemme give you a DIGIupdate first. Uhhh... my Cranniumon X digivolved into Alphamon. Do you know what this means?

It means I have 3 fully-evolved Digimon on muh device now. So there's nothing left for any of them to do but drop dead.

Isn't that something? Lmao. I wish there was a way to just... idk, "release" them or something.

Wasn't that always wild in the Pokemon games, how you could RELEASE them? I don't think I've EVER in my entire life released a Pokemon back into the wild. How does a person even run out of space in Bill's PC?

What a world. Nothing left for them to DIE. I could just have them battling in the COLOSSEUM on their own until they die. It'd make it easier on me. Idk, maybe that's how they'd prefer to go anyway instead of just waiting around for me to forget to pick up their poop 5 times.

"Luckily, Draco had his EDC titanium breacher pry bar with paracord handle tied via paracord to his paracord belt."

That's a preview for the next Longbottom. It's not ready yet. Idk what Draco's going to be breaching. I feel a ... something. I'm not going to want to leave these characters, but I'm also not going to be able to write anything serious in a Harry Potter fanfic. I might... idk. Soul-transfer them lmao. Like just write them into another story and change the non-original character names. That works, right? They're the exact same characters, they just changed their names. That's totally a good way to move from a fanfic to an original story. SOUL TRANSFER NO JUTSU

I was thinking of writing a RACISM IN UFC post, but lmao who cares. You know, some soyjak YouTubers and Redditors accuse UFC fans of being RACIST (what they mean by this is *White* UFC fans are racist), but when you take off your jakglasses and actually pay attention to the comments and the chats, you VERY EASILY can see a reflection of normal IRL racial in-group preference: black guys prefer black fighters, Latinxxxos prefer Latinxoaxo fighters, suddenly you see a flood of Korean comments in a Korean fighter's post-fight interview when you never see them anywhere else, Muslims are extremely proud of the Dagestanis, White soyjaks heckin love everyone especially if they're not White, and White people prefer White fighters. That's the reality.

Me? I love Christian fighters so when Jon Jones said he's proud to be a Christian American, it really eased the pain of seeing him kick Stipe to death. Stipe's a Christian too though, so I'd be happy either way.

It must be fucking miserable being a Redditor UFC fan. All of the fighters are religious and conservative, Dana White's best frens with Trump, and if you look too deeply at who owns the UFC you're forced to come face-to-face with right-wing conspiracy theories(reality).

I've got some funny stories about UFC comment race wars, but maybe I'll save those for the page if I ever make it.

Let's moooooooooove on though, what else is there...

it's so freakin cold gimme a sec to warm up.

For the last 8 years, I've carried a CRKT Squid knife (like Rei from HP Longbottom). It's really great. A very nice little knife.

To TREAT myself though, I just got an *assisted open* Squid. You know, you start to open it either normally or with the...FLIPPER... and it springs open. Which is legally distinct from those knives that I can't think of that are banned... ah geeze, gimme a sec... switchblades. They're totally, 100% different than switchblades despite being effectively identical, because you press on a *button-like protrusion* of the blade instead of a button that's not part of the blade.

I don't uhhhhhh... idk if I really like it lol. Sure it's marginally-easier to open than the original. I can move my thumb slightly-less for it to flip open, or use my index finger to press on the NOT-A-BUTTON. Idunno. There's something to having the full control of the opening, isn't there? Maybe there's not. Also the spring is so strong compared to the size that's like silly lmao. This blade that's not even 3 inches is flying open with enough force to break your nose.

What do you think? What kinda pocket knife do YOU carry?

Uhhhhhh... vidya? idk, I'm gonna dick around in Terraria a bit and try to play some Ys: Oath in Felghana. The one thing shitty about Linux is that it can be hard to get cutscenes working in games-- I couldn't see them in Ys VI, I had to look them up.

Thankfully, I got them working in Xanadu Next which is an increeeeeedible game, but I think the fix I used for it isn't working fo-- and I

Forget it. I'll ttyl. Pls take care of yourself aaand have a relaxing day. God bless fren.